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Cousin incest is my fetish.

And?

We need more Sup Forums related cousin flirting during family gatherings

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For fucks sakes they aren't actually cousins. Her cousin married his cousin, so I guess that would make them "cousins in law" if you wanna act like that's a thing, but they have no relation whatsoever. What is so hard to grasp about this?

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Because it's wrong and nasty to fuck a girl who is related to you through marriage even if she's a hot piece of ass.

Shitposter-kun, are you having a stroke? Do you smell burning toast?

That is dumb.

Nice argument, kiddo.

You are not one to talk, considering that Your assertion had no other logic than "it's icky".

Neither are you with lame retorts like "that's dumb", bub.

Everybody is related of everyone else through some distant way of marriage.

Lucy's dad is Grandpa Max's nephew. Making Ben (and by extension Gwen and her brother Ken) and Lucy distant cousins.

>Lucy's dad is Grandpa Max's nephew.
I think your getting confused bud. Max's nephew is the guy who married Camille, who Lucy is actual Cousins with. Up until that point, there had been no Sludgepuppy blood (or goop whatever) in the Tennyson line.

But we know Joel is Max's nephew because when they meet (in the OS episode Big Fat Alien Wedding), Joel says "uncle Max".

ben10.wikia.com/wiki/Joel_Tennyson

ben10.wikia.com/wiki/Camille_Mann-Tennyson

Making Lucy one of Ben's distant cousins.

>Making Lucy one of Ben's distant cousins
Yes, by marriage of relatives, not by blood. How is this contradicting what I'm saying?

Max is Joel's uncle. And Gordon (Max's brother) is Joel's father. So we know Joel is related by blood to Max.

Therefore Joel's daughter (Lucy) is related by blood to Max as well.

Ben's dad (Carl) is one of Max's sons.

Ben is related by blood to Max.

Because Ben and Lucy are both related by blood to Max. Ben and Lucy are distantly related by blood.

Easy.

Jokes on you kid, cousin marry each other all the time.

Man I always love people bitching about cousin fucking/marriage, you only share 12.5% DNA with them, they are borderline a nobody to you DNA-wise, the actual problem with incest even on first degree level is constant regular inbreeding

This soo much this

Disregard I was wrong. Lucy is Camille's cousin, not her daughter. Making Lucy and Ben cousins by marriage, not by blood.

I was under the assumption that Lucy was Camille's daughter, not her cousin. You were right.

Why does every Lucy Thread turn into a an autistic arguement about the Tennyson Family Tree?

I assume because many people incorrectly think Lucy is Camille's daughter. Which would make Ben and Lucy cousins by blood, and not by marriage how they actually are.

Also, the other """""cousin""""" threads talk about the family tree too.

First off she's a slime monster next she's just the cousin to his cousin's wife which makes it safe. Finally she has a great rack so that instantly negates any taboos.

Yeah in shitskin parts of the world and look how they turned out

Currently on route to over take your precious western civilization?

Lucy needs more lewds. I know she only had a few appearances, but still.

You'd think with her being a sludge puppy the fetish art would be through the roof. But sadly it seems like the girl who captured most peoples hearts is the bitchy ginger.

It's a shame all of my cousins are ugly and/or fat, family meetings would definitely be more interesting if they weren't.

I'd still fuck the shit out of some of them, though

>slime monster
Uhhh excuse me, bigot much?

I want her to do to me what Hedorah does to Tokyo.

I'm talking about English speaking countries

>15 years old
>masturbating at least 3 times a day on average
>going on a summer road trip
>in North Carolina we meet up with my aunt and cousin
>16 years old, massive tits, and a complete whore
>only wore a t-shirt with panties or a bikini the entire time we were there
>kept spreading her legs around me
>kept jiggling her tits
>kept bending over
>kept giving the fuck me eyes
>spend the entire trip blue balled and jacking off in every restroom I came across
I'd have fucked her

You would have fucked her if you made a move and weren't such a pussy. Taboo is such a fucking turn-on for women, if you made a move I'm sure she would have gone for it provided you two were alone.

t. someone who fucked his cousin when we were 15

She was a drug addict so I most likely dodged a huge bullet.

ikr. The biggest thing is that Lucy can shapeshift into others (even copying the person's voice). In addition to morphing her body, extending limbs, changing clothes and mimicking it's fabrics.

That opens the door to all kinds of degenerate stuff. And I'm pretty surprised there isn't any. You would've at least thought there would be 1 or 2 futa images.

>she casually jokes about Gwen clogging a toilet
Degenerate indeed.

Not if you pump and dump, my guy. That's what I did with my cousin (about 3 times) and we've gone our separate ways. She's a single mother now but hey I ain't got nothing to do with it.

Is her baby deformed? I keep hearing incest babies turn into abominations but I'm too much of a wuss to see the pictures.

It's not my son, I had the good sense to wear a condom even as a 15 year old retard kid. Plus, the kid is only 1 year old and we're both 20 now, so it definitely couldn't have been me.

She could have fucked another cousin of ours I guess, but the baby looks fine.

If the family tree is healthy IE not a tangled bunch of relatives fucking each other then the kid will be mostly normal.