What's there to watch on a day like this..?

what's there to watch on a day like this..?

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Man my life sumed up i one picture

Just get a job and put all your energy into it. You will still be a loser but you won't be poor. And keeping busy helps you forget.

>tfw my 21st birthday was just like this
why do I feel like such a loser now

literally nothing wrong with this picture, you're tellling me you didn't have a cake for your 20'th birthday with your parents?

the only thing sad about the photo is the shitty house and his face.

MUTANT HUNT

Just be glad your mom is alive and healthy.

It would honestly be more sad if he looked happy. That would imply all he had in life were his parents

i'm 27 and have never had a birthday party

do you think society expects too much of men nowadays or are men becoming lazier? finished college having a steady job making good money being in a relationship or married and not a virgin before 30?

these

I'd recommend losing yourself in pornography. Hours and hours and hours.

I used to , but then i turned 12.

So she can continue bearing witness to how much of a waste of space I am? Shut the fuck up and check your own privilege first

holy shit user

>3 months to go

chronicle

you're going to regret thinking like that when she passes away.

I think I can beat that, my mom paid all of my classmates to come to my birthday party in 6th grade. I only found out because they were bullying me during the party and the kid I thought was my best friend said "guys stop or we won't get paid"

literally how, you cant spend time with your family on your birthday and be happy?

Just imagine if the kid in OPs picture was smiling. Tell me that wouldn't wanna make you cry

>birthday soon
>gonna have to answer phone calls from family and friends all day
i hate it 2bh. i honestly appreciate that they all still care and think about me, but i hate this. i hate birthday parties. no i don't want the cake just leave me alone, love y'all

See

I know at the time it seems like a pain in the ass but appreciate it while you have friends and family, take it from someone who has neither

get the fuck out of here normie

holy shit you have autism dude

Thankfully i have not celebrated or spent time with people for my birthday, christmas or new years since i was 13.

lmao

cant. No place will hire me. Tried grocery stores, walmart, walgreens, all the bottom of the barrel places. One even told me I was unhirable anywhere because I have never had a job or any responsibility in my life. I am 26 and have never worked, never went to college.

I don't see mcdonalds listed there. If they won't hire you, you're just lying for attention.

I have a phobia working around food being prepared. Weird, I know

>not enjoying a cake your grandma made
I hope you get hit by a bus you fucking queer

package handler. They hire literal retards and you can work a night shift if that makes you more comfortable. Its a soul crushing job to be sure, but you'll find work

Yea those jobs won't let you forget your life anyway they are 30 hrs max. Join the fucking army. Or try to become a trade apprentice. Go tried to get hired on as a deckhand or a truck driver. Companies will put you through school they have serious shortages in both jobs.

Who /no_ambition_whatsoever/ and /chronic_postponed_suicide/ here?

I would probably rather be homeless than do any of these. Im honestly thinking about just killing myself when my mom passes away. Id do it sooner, but I dont want to put her through that.

If you can't lie your way into a shitty job you deserve to starve to death. It might take you a few tries and a couple embarrassments but you must adapt. Or get autism bucks, but that also requires some level of acting. Or does it?

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I remember some years ago looking at that pic and being convinced it wouldn't turn out that way, boy was I wrong

c u space comboi

20 year old autists in front of homemade birthday cakes made by their moms is the saddest genre of jpg.

That cake looks fucking delicious desu

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this was in a cringe thread earlier. enjoy

I got a job interview this friday, my days as a shitposter and chronic masturbator might be over.

this pic is sadder because even the cake is shitty

Columbine documentary.

Hey at least you’re not this guy

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I don't think I've celebrated a birthday in over 15 years. I'm almost 30 and NEET. Most years my parents forget my birthday anyways, as do I.

no worries. it's okay to be white

at least that's what I heard lmao

>tfw a girl brought over beer and gave me a blowjob for my 20th

although she was the only person to see me that day ;_;

this tbqh
>all my friends living normie lifestyles
>i've never been into instagram/jigaboo music/DUDE TRAVEL TO THAILAND shit
>sunk myself into vidya and dank memes
>literally play til 5am, taco bell diet and tfw forever alone
>did this for like 2 years cause no place would hire me
>relationship with family was getting worse
>finally get a job part time
>work my ass off
>did it 6 months
>won employee of month, corporate heads take a liking to me
>just got full time last month

most days i'm too tired to play after work. but days like today, day off
>wake up hungover
>house empty
>coffee run and vidya for 4 hours
>taco bell break
>vidya for 4 more hours
>dinner
>little more vidya

i'm still forever alone, but at least i've lost weight since i run around at work, saving up money, and have some social life, despite most girls at work probably think i'm "that really nice guy but i'd never date him" tier. and at least my family doesnt think i'm a hopeless loser. occasionally i say i'm going to hang out with friends or whatever (like the greentext of the guy who asks his dad for the truck), and just end up hanging out at walmart and target for a few hours. anything to make them a bit happier, considering i'm dead inside.

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This all sounds like some pretty good shit, why are you sad again, normgroid?

What do you do all day? When was the last time you interacted with a human in person?

I least he has a gf, although judging by her hands she looks a bit old

>open Sup Forums
>see this thread
>rush of feels

Currently 23 yo, finished college but have been jobless for 15 months. When I see these pics i get upset because it's literally me atm.

Stopped job searching altogether a few months ago because I couldn't get anything that wasn't shit. I don't feel like wasting away 2-3 years on shitty low skill jobs if I can't climb up. I also have zero networking and know basically nobody. I'm thinking about going back to school but here in Canada it's different from the states. I finished college and got my advanced diploma but my highschool fuck ups prevented me from getting into a university undergrad program that I can finish in two years because of transferable credits. Now I'm here on Sup Forums for the past 15 months.

I'm like you, user. But I live in a third world shithole and my mom is 70years old.

just zero social life. i have a little brother and i help out with him a lot since single mom. like tomorrow my day is
>wake up 7am
>take school 8am
>straight to work
>shift at 9am
>get off at 6pm
>get home at 7pm
>help bro with HW maybe till like 8pm
>shower, dinner til 930
>everyone else goes to sleep
>either i sleep at 10 or vidya a bit

and at work i'm the guy that is iked by most. this is because i work hard, help everyone, and make jokes. but i never get invited to anything. no one ever texts me randomly. they seldomly text back. i would sometimes try to get a little drink after work with em, or hang out on days off, but they always just blow me off. i just dont bother anymore.

Canada doesnt have community college that lets you transfer into university?

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how old are you & how old is little brother?
>single mom
what happened to dad? why is mom having late life kids?

That's an excuse. You don't want to die. If you really wanted to your mom being alive wouldn't stop you. You aren't going to do it after she dies.

It does. It's just that for me they didn't let me in because of my highschool grades even though I got a high GPA and took a high affinity program at college. Plus everybody here goes to school and thus competition for actual jobs is extremely high. Our high immigration rates from pajeet land and china is also fucking up actual Canadians getting jobs in the city.

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Don't intentionally fuck it up user, I know you're scared of change

all my grandparents are dead. I have no contact with aunts / uncles / cousins. My parents forget my birthday, consider yourself lucky.

take one of the shitty jobs.
it looks better to an employer than being jobless for 15 months when you do find one you like

>tfw 24
>bro is 12
>dad ran out on me years ago, maybe when i was 12
>bro is from basically a one night stand
>his dad fled his country, had a family back home

its been a fun life

God damn I hate niggers so much

Who's holding the camera? He's got at least two people to celebrate his birthday with.

i already did 2 other interviews a few weeks ago but i think they saw right through all the bullshit i told them, i'll try to keep it simple and sincere this time

So what do I put down on my resume for what I've been doing for the past 15 months? Just bullshit lies? I did that once and it didn't go well when they called my fake references. This was for a simple low skill job at Walmart here....

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Hmm there isnt a way to go back to school for anything in Canada? You would think even adults and non traditional students could go back. Keep looking user, there is always a path forward!

Which country is that? Curious.

say you were travelling

nigga you're your bro's 'dad' now.
act like it or see your bro be a furfag tranny someday

Society always sucks just live your life in the way you like it most

fucking walmart called your fake past jobs? lel what the fuck is their problem? they only want fucking zombie slaves anyways

I'll try again and I can do literally anything in college but the point is that I need an actually uni degree not a college diploma. I could go to university for something else but I don't want to spend 4 years in it when the program I'm currently aiming for is 2 years since my college program has the same credits for that uni program.

even though he is half brother does he feel more like full brother? do you get along at least?

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It's Canada bro. I honestly think if I was a pajeet, chink or nigger they would have hired me on the spot because we have an even worse form of diversity hirings here.

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I live in Canada too and trust me immigrants aren't taking your job. What exactly did you study at school, art history? There are tons of job opportunities especially in tech.

shit, what did you say when they confronted you?

>not a virgin before 30
lol
>14 - bit too young
>16 - perfect age
>18 - close call
>21 - raffs
>25 - Yikes
>29 - Total Loser
>30 - Wizard
>45 - Archmage
>50 - Necromancer
>60 - Disciple of the Angel of Death

>edgy
Mr.Reddit here guys

this thread is filled with children

OP's pic is literally me except I'm 27 and a college drop out. You all live some sad pathetic lives if you are bawwing at this shit.

Dude. Life can be fragile but it's long a much greater percentage of the time. You're likely here for a bit and so is your mother. You're in for a lot of misery and, because of your bullshit, so is she. Time to try... anything. Get a job doing anything and pour yourself into it. Trying, if it doesn't offer you advancement, will, at least, put some motivation into you.

no, it wouldn't.

yes, I'm sad and pathetic
now fuck off

Go torrent some CBT Nuggets videos. Get a certificate, get into IT.

Are you Richie Rich?

Bet hes got a massive schlong

What feeling do you get when you look at this picture anons?

I don't remember what I said but I was trying to play it off as an error or some shit. I was shocked after they called me out and sperged like an autist. The interviewer (a woman btw) laughed at me. When I finally got out of there I was relived and crushed at the same time.

I find this one kinda nice.

>celebrating your birthday