Thoughts on Dwayne Johnson?

Thoughts on Dwayne Johnson?

LITTY

>Pissing of the floor

The most LITTY and RAUNCHY human being alive, makes CRITICS quiver with fear.

based before 2003

Littington

he rocks

I’m literally PISSING myself from laughter

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Disney and reddit hates him

The face of a typical UNMASCULINE and OUT OF TOUCH critic

jesus fucking christ
the rock is the ultimate safe pg-13 bloodless "action" blockbuster "star"

ddp is the real peoples champion

so his acting carrer is the same as his wrestling career

after the lighthearted ROMP that was SONY'S JUMANJI i can't wait for some LITTY looking RAMPAGE and some summer action fun!

Rock needs to do another buddykino as good as Welcome to the Jungle with Stifler.

He's solid

He's been in like 70 movies and maybe 3 of them are good

which 3?

he looks like The Rock

Moana
Pain and Gain
The Rundown

I liked Walking Tall and The Rundown

el goblino..............

sick of him

t. out of touch critic

faster

Stone Cold Steve Austin > The Pebble

THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

is Southland Tales actually kino or a meme

IT DOESN'T MATTER
what your thoughts are

This

I think its more the role & character than his ability. He has good charisma & I feel he would do better as a bad guy than the hero honestly.

Absolutely commands feel good movies.

I can't think of him as anything other than a weird, non-genuine creepy guy after the Baywatch meltdown. Like a Tom Cruise style soulless husk wearing a personality like a mask except he's better at it

Southland Tales is great

I fucking hate coors light. Fuck, that'd suck to drink that shit every night.

Who /Raunchy/ here?

Seeking some RELEASE from numbing ANGUISH me and the boys rolled up to DAS KINOPLEX last night after a harrowing forty mile TREK through the frozen WRAITH-ZONE making it just as the ravenous TYRANT MOTHS began their pre-mating MANHUNT. The distant FOG-HORNS gradually being overtaken by the deadly, silken FLUTTERING of their sable WINGS.

The EMBERS of the last audience were dying down in the CREMATORIA, needless to say we had a good LAUGH in the PENIS INSPECTION line when my bro Skylar got DRAGGED OFF by the guards to serve a fifty year sentence in the POPCORN MINES for wearing a non-regulation FALCONER'S GLOVE. The SHOWERS were pumping that good-ol' ZYKLON-B that gets you extra loose for the RAUNCHY fun; trying to hold your BREATH is good practice for trying not to PISS yourself later.

My man ROBERT served us up some tasty and very #litty CRAB LEGS with extra 'BUTTER', well worth the SEVEN HUNDRED and EIGHTY TWO dollars FIFTY for the TIP. Once we were INSIDE the film hadn't even STARTED before the first drips of PISS came out. An y'all just KNOW that nothing sets off the bloodlust of a TERROR-GHEIST like warm, 'buttery' PISS. Half the SQUAD was DRAGGED into the OUTER-DARKNESS before our BLADDERS were half-empty but even the kenning shrieks of the ORPHANED ONES couldn't drown out this raucous COM-COMB. When the GUARDS came to finish off the SURVIVORS. I was able to ESCAPE by using the CORPSE of my bro JONNY D as a CANOE when the lake of PISS was drained down the sluice normally used for flushing blood and FLESH. I only had to wait THREE HOURS in the rank soup of run-off MEDICAL WASTE and avoid the TELEPATHIC SHARKS that make the sewers their HOME. It wasn't so bad except for being driven MAD by the hungry WHISPERS of all the GHOSTS.

10/10 SUMMER FUN, would SEE again!

oh fuck please stop my sides can't handle this