BEN FAQ >Who is Ben? Ben is our based joke user. He’s a cool friend with a notebook full of jokes.
>Where can I get caught up on Ben-canon? Chapter 1: Chapter 2: Chapter 3: >How do I know if I’m talking to the real Ben? You’re in luck. Ben has a trip: !IJpVFVKPVA
>Why doesn’t Ben have a girlfriend? Because modern women have been ruined by Disney characters and Jim Halpert. Social conditioning from television has programmed girls so they only want tall, handsome, witty guys with steady jobs. Normal guys like Ben don’t stand a chance any more.
>Where can I find Ben? He’s in the stool by the door at BWW.
Josiah King
doing the lord's work
Robert Turner
That would be Ben. I'm just a mere disciple.
Connor Gonzalez
fucking based. Ben is /ourguy/
Grayson Butler
Ben?
Lucas Collins
>Because modern women have been ruined by Disney characters and Jim Halpert. Social conditioning from television has programmed girls so they only want tall, handsome, witty guys with steady jobs. Normal guys like Ben don’t stand a chance any more. I'm 5'9", work a dead end job, don't have a car yet I have a gf and two side whores
Hudson Martin
sounds like ben is a huge pussy
Noah Jackson
He's speaking from Ben's philosophy. We're trying to help him out.
Aaron Cooper
he's funny guy
Leo Jenkins
I hate talking to people and the idea of making friends, but I sincerely want to have a round with Ben and cheer him up. He seems like a real honest guy, even if he’s paranoid and bitter
