H-how did...how did he know?!
Trump is fucking psychic!
He's a time traveler.
He's Batman
He's the anointed one of Kek.
link or gtfo
he has got teslas time machine
Trump says all kinds of stupid shit. Sooner or later something would coincidentally match up.
A broken watch is right twice a day.
Remember that kid who scaled trump tower who had "important info" to tell him, whose online name was that of some time traveller?
He helped trump to rig space and time to win this election.
Think of it, trump came from nowhere and everything has fallen his way. He's now going to win almost unopposed
These 2d politics bores him to tears
DO A CELEBRATORY DANCE Sup Forums!
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its nice to see that in this timeline he was correct on this one
why people cant understand that?
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>I-I-I-I-I-I-I-It was just a coincidence g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goyim!!!
I hereby revoke those trips from you
Holy fuck
check em
Kek wills it
what the fug
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Lord Kek has the power to retroactively alter the past.
How the fuck does he do it, Sup Forums?
sweet jesus
Yeah, this one fucked with my mind. I really do not see how one could have even postulated this as a possibility.
What would have ever thought that Wiener would end up producing the emails?
Trump, apparently
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Wtf am i supposed to be taking from this photo?
Shitty trips
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YFW Trump donated to Weiner, twice!
>What would have ever thought
*Who would have ever thought
He's been around for a couple of rodeos, also his iq is rumoured to be insanely high
If there was any doubt left that trump is a genius.... this surely removes it.
kek told trump about it
Trump time traveller confirmed. Prdicted 9/11 and named bin laden....in 2000.
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Trump said a 400 pound hacker may have Hillary's emails
Kim is a 400 pound hacker
Trump's been orchestrating this whole thing.
>400lb hacker
>knew about Weiner possessing 650k emails
>knew about O'Keefe and the violence (see tweets after violence in Chicago occured)
>knew about wiki leaks' plan
He's been the master planner
Singles and Trump just took a lucky guess
Jk, check em lads
WITNESSED
>When a leaf makes a post so based, he loses his leaf
oh boy
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not just a lucky guess desu
the fuck
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>11:50 p.m
probably read it in a Sup Forums shitpost
This doesn't make fucking sense. This has to be faked.
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wtf i love time travel now
imagine how effective trump will be as president when he can fucking travel in time
it isn't faggot it isn't
WALKING AMONG US
a fucking cherry oreo
I believe in Kek.
thanks adolf
We just lost cabin pressure
PRAISE KEK, HIS PRESENCE IS STRONG
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What was the name of that kid that climbed the tower? I want to contact him and ask what he told trump
>WAHH MUH EMAILS
It's literally fucking nothing.
JESUS fuck.
I cant believe this.
But I do.
Please be true, I would literally shit myself.
Psychic and/or time traveling powers confirmed!
the time-traveler user who said pence and trump are time-travelers was right
we are witnessing a political game that transcends our known spacetime
lots of people knew
He may have predicted this as far back as 2012.
Fast forward to 38 seconds.
YUUUUUUGE
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Good game.
this is probably the single best bit of fiction I've read on Sup Forums
I wonder if writers lurk here for inspiration
Cool. Post their tweets, please.
Fuck. Turns out everything Trump says comes true. Will pic related come out to be true too?
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trips kek has spoken
I really fucking hope so
Hillary Clinton personally signed his extradition order
Not as long as those predictions keep failing.
reason.com
Witnessed
These dubs will revoke your trips
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The wall just became a space ring with beam canons.
Nice witnessed check my trips
someone redpill me on the weiner mossad connection
Russia.
I just woke up at 3am and opened my phone in time to make this post after dreaming I visited Trump tower.
If doubles, KEK is here and has us blessed
>fiction
low bait
It is through our collective faith in Kek that his will is made manifest through the God Emperor.
SHADILAY!
HE WON'T STOP
DELET THIS!
HE'S HERE
What year is trump from? 2216??!
Kek commands it
Oh shit....
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The deathblow of hillary's campaign