Australians appreciation thread
I Love you guys so much
Australians appreciation thread
I Love you guys so much
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I've been hearing good things about Victoria in south australia
Why? We are brain dead idiots and a vast majority of millennials are Greens voters. Our men are overly alpha retards and the women somehow like these people.
Why can't amerilads handle the bants? ???
news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/trump-campaign-staff-call-police-on-the-chasers-charles-firth-for-trying-to-help-donald-feel-at-home/news-story/409fa8f30c2453c3e3eb2ef5691fc5ab
why are australians so mean
Why do you put the strings on the hats?
Victoria is the Sweden of australia
because your shitposts are legendary
to keep away the flys m8
All those rooster kicks kill me.
We only love you if you get that top cunt Trump in.
We want Rumpa Trumpa
Jesus, Debbie Downer, just take a fucking compliment.
You need to Make America Again so you can hold your public officials accountable.
I appreciate the camaraderie USA has with us, but we have more flaws than you guys.
In a few decades we'll be Sweden 2.0.
Likewise m8.
Thanks breh
thanks I always wondered that.
thanks burger, if you want us to like you guys more please vote trump
Whats that one Australian song
Woah stop sucking our collective cock.
Frontier Psychiatrist
khe sahn
i hav some aussies added on steam
they're funny as fuck lads
Capital of Victoria is Melbourne
Victoria is automatically the shortest state because of this
You owe us a favor when our government needs a reformation.
all in due time, fix ya selves out first. There's only unity ahead for us.
Disagree
Most men are beta as fuck
I've been all over the world and every time I leave the country it reminds me of one thing - there's nowhere I'd rather live than the good old U.S. of A. But if I HAD to live somewhere else, it would be Australia.
>Similar roots of being Britfag rejects who became better than Bratainstan
>Speak a newer, better version of English
>High appreciation for bantz
>Do what you want and don't give a fuck about what anybody else thinks
>Badass exports like Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin
>Hate niggers
Honestly, if they brought back guns I'd move there tomorrow.
fact: i have never seen an australian trap that wasn't cute
it's hard to get away with here. i get bullied a lot
also other traps are psychopaths usually. i'm thinking of just being a man instead
This face is hilarious.
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I MET A STRANGE LADY
SHE MADE NERVOUS
SHE TOOK ME IN AND GAVE ME BREAKFAST
SHE SAID DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER?
>that """""music"""""
awful
Cheers mate
Vote Trump and we'll be better mates
Help us get based tone abot back in
>news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/trump-campaign-staff-call-police-on-the-chasers-charles-firth-for-trying-to-help-donald-feel-at-home/news-story/409fa8f30c2453c3e3eb2ef5691fc5ab
Anyone member when chase was actually funny? I member.
Jesus Christ I listened to the whole thing. I thought our trailer trash rappers were bad.
Good for Femicunts and SJRetards.
So you heard wrong.
tank you burger you are the best, better then leaf
Haha
>the men are alpha and somehow the women like them
Are you fucked in the head?
Alpha = tons of birds,
beta = pathetic and alone
This is basic biology son
I appreciate their posting, you get mad at their shitposting but then you realize they are just trying to stir shit and banter. You contrast that with Canada who are legitimately butthurt and you realize shitposting is an art.
i saw that earlier
they used to at least poke fun at both sides but now they're just anti-trump shills
Now what if they were emus?
Best Chaser is Osama Chaser
>mfw it would have been lulzworthy if one of the rooftop snipers had had a crack at them
This is why i shitpost at this hours. Straya at large m8s
Doubt that mate, our immigration laws just get tougher and tougher. Also, I've noticed something in the younger generation, not the millennials, but the ones born just before or after 911. They've started to hate SJWs and those who go against native culture. Every action provokes an equal and opposite reaction, and the left far over played their hand
Unfortunately we don't get many tourists
So one time I got one. Best behavior at first, but best IRL troll ever once he decided to IRL shitpost at every opportunity. Oh the fun.
Shame there aren't more.
ONCE A JOLLY SWAGMAN CAMPED BY A BILLABONG
UNDER THE SHADE OF A COOLIBAH TREE
AND HE SANG AS HE WATCHED AND WAITED 'TILL HIS BILLY BOILED
YOU'LL COME A WALTZING MATILDA WITH ME
Rest assured Jimbo, I'm doing everything I can from borderline exposing myself on normiebook to flat-out redpilling my family and close friends. We'll beat the globalist menace as long as we stick together and don't fear the repercussions.
do you live in woomawoomawillawog?
Easiest white country to migrate to
I killed an emu a couple of years ago. It was speeding along with its bros and we kept pace beside them in the ute. I shot it with a 308 throught the chest. the thing kept running for a bit then hit the deck. I slit its throut to end it. Gave the legs to the dogs and left the rest to waste. Only have plumes in my akubra to show for it now. Hunting is great but did I go to far killing and emubro? Am i a murderer?
Unironically helped a couple of tourists from Australia the other day.
Figured it was the least I could do and a good way to express my thanks
Thanks bud, you're alright in my books.
Government trialling smart cards for welfare in Ceduna.
Thoughts?
About time desu
If the shits can't be trusted with money then control it.
Do what you can mate I've successfully redpilled my workmates about sick cunt Trump
heartless savage, no heaven for you.
Why didn't you eat it?
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cheers cunt
thanks bro
They were looking for the Mikimoto store so I guided them there. The old dude thanked me for guiding him to the Quasimodo store at the end. Even in real life you glorious bastards are shitposters.
You're welcome anytime here
Every day I wake up Australian and I'm so fucking thankful.
jelly as fuck
I love you Aussie cunts. Anglosphere bros forever.
yup, i member. now "they" (i think its just Chaz, who is starting to look more and more like a woman, anyone else notice this?) have a show called 'planet america' which is just shitting on trump (poorly).
it sucks. they used to be great and stand for something. now they are leftist hill shills.
what do you expect from the ABC though? should be MBC marxist broadcasting collaborative
I love y'all Aussies but why is Labor so popular down under?
The Anglosphere must become a thing, we would have more population than the EU, higher GDP per capita, and higher cooperation.
feels good to be australian cunt
the world would be a worse place without australia i must admit
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I would also like to extend thanks and fair shitposting winds to
- Finns
- Poop nations (Pakistan and India)
- All Gypsy Romanians (all of them)
- Gooklords of all types
- English Teachers in Japan
- Leafs
Thank you all.
down under
Rural Victoria isn't too bad.
CAN'T YOU HEAR CAN'T YOU HEAR THAT THUNDER?
YOU BETTER RUN
YOU BETTER TAKE COVER
kookabera sits in the old gum tree
mighty mighty king of the jungle is he
laugh, kookabera, laugh
gay thy day might be
Damn good movie.
It'll improve a lot of kids lives.
All aussies are pretty tip top except for victorians. Those cunts can get fucked
Tell about the aussie! Why do they wear the strings?
aus rap the staunchest lol
>Canada who are legitimately butthurt
Sarcasm is lost on you is all
I will just take me VB an fuck right off than
calm down
>tfw not born Australian
>tfw bride to be is Australian
>tfw will become an Australian citizen
A fucking leaf!
Tell your story walking cunt
I think your food is pretty good
And they call US the shitposters
Well, there's always suicide. Don't count that out, m8.
you're welcome cunt
>responds to that post with butthurt
you sure showed him, leaf
The only acceptable option
>Hmm, Living in Australia aboriginal land.
How long before evolution makes all Aussies into Aboriginals?
>mighty mighty king of the jungle is he
I'm triggered now. Hold me back cunts.