What the fuck is his problem?

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violently repressed homosexuality

nah he isn't a fag

he just loves himself too much

Matt and Trey fucked up his characterization.

But he is a boy. If he loves himself, and he is a boy, he is a fag.

You might be on to something. The only gay stuff that's present is when it literally involves himself raping himself.

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He likes motorcycles?

How so?

Whats wrong with standing up to abuse?

remember when South Park was funny?

He's Eric Cartman.

He is written by a couple of left wing cucks.

remember when South Park was actually good?
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He is genuinely evil, and no one so far had the balls to kill him yet.

Does liking motorcycles lead to a lowered interest in females?
You might be on to something, pic related.

No.

missing father figure

>It's been 6, going on 7 years and we're all still pretty pissed off about Yugioh 5D's.
Goddamn. I mean, I sure am, at any rate.

I got so mad at the end of Dark Signer arc I dropped it immediately.
Fuck undoing all that character development man.

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>We will never get another Starvin Marvin episode.

>Hey let's turn Crow into a good guy, completely derailing the story they had at one point, because Blackwings son! Ah what the hell, lets give him a dragon THAT WAS NEVER SHOW IN THE BACKSTORY and say it was there all along and make HIM a Signer
>Let' turn Aki from the strong third wheel like Joe was, into a cheerleader that barely duels (let's also remove a planned arc for her)
>Let's also remove practically all magic and ancient stuff from the show (even though it's been a part of Yugioh since the beginning) all because one of our staff members was part of a cult

I still love 5Ds but dam, I wish these changes never happened

hurts donut?

Didn't he suck Butters's dick or something.

I remember when it had its own brand of humour and wasn't a crapton of MA violence and internet slang.

aside frome being a sociopathic cunt he's also a fat piece of shit. He's basically pic related

I don't follow, are you saying Cartman is the tossed chair that starts fights, or did you mean to get pic of guy throwing chair?

Ever since the le petit tourette episode i felt kinda bad when he admitted that he sometimes cries at night because he doesn't have a dad. Doesn't help that his mother is a whore and which whole town knows about and his friends give him shit about it too. I do like him as a evil cunt though. The show would be nothing without him.

I miss when it was kids being kids.

>he's not a girl
>he's not a woman
>he's something you would never understand
>but he would die for me

>people took his relationship super-cereal

Multiple problems which the show has addressed at length

1 no dad/being lied to over his mom being a she male to hide that his dad was a married man who was a famous retired football player who wanted nothing to do with cartman

2 mom is a whore/crack head into doing German shit porn and bdsm for money

3 clearly is jealous of kyle, in particular his friendship with Stan

4 his mom spoils him rotten to compensate for no man wanting her for anything other than a pump and dump sexual encounter

5 the kids at school hate him and mock him for his weight

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Pretty sure hes a psychopath.

He's a parody of a trope where a character is one of the protagonists and is a jerk on the surface, most of the time this character deep down has redeemable qualities, however cartman is actually worse than he seems

He found out that women aren't funny.

He´s a sociopath, he can´t understand what other people feel and wouldn´t care in doing good things unless he gets a benefit from it.

Not as such, no.