This is CNNs guide to holloween costumes

This is CNNs guide to holloween costumes

>Harambe not a crisis

the fuck is this?

I hate this millennium.

>sexy pizza
wut

theyve jumped the shark with this shit ages ago


nobody but gated community white kids and affirm action nigger dorms care

im dressing as a cat tehe x
m-meow :3

Fucking hell what is this shit.

I'm going as a Canadian

TL;DR: How to be a pussy this Halloween

If I saw someone wearing blackface, something offensive or "capitalising on a crisis" like ISIS, I'd probably give them godspeed. If you've got the confidence to not be affected by millennial social cues, you're an absolute lad in my books senpai.

I've had a lot of people tell me my costume is racist, Thinking about changing it, might not though.

What are you wearing mate?

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Dressed normally, but with a chinaman hat.

>Here let me tell you how to live your life.

Obviously applies to this, but that pretty much sums up the modern media in general.

>hats are racist

christ

>That's somehow racist
That's somehow racist?

That's what I thought..

Imma do it anyways.

I might go out and get a silk robe or something to go along with it.

Kek, tell the people calling you racist to go back to the rice fields

Wear it

Forgot pic

In Germany the few kids going out for Candy on 31th dont say "Trick or Treat" they say "Süßes oder saures" ("sweet or sour")
>MFW i actually give them salty peanuts

>Germans literally breed comic book villains.

A cat? Thats offensive to kitty-kin
Delet this

Have fun getting your house egged

I fucking hate what this country has become.

>grew up in nice neighborhood
>noticing more and more black kids every Halloween
>heard from neighbor by the bus stop, little niggers from the city take bus to out to us


Turning all lights off and removing Halloween decorations this year.

In London the few kids going out for sweets on 31th dont say "Trick or Treat" they say "Allahu Akbar" ("I'm exploding")

Someone teach these retards how to properly make a flowchart please

I hate liberals so much

I'd demand sour haribo tbqh

This, people weren't indoctrinated enough and now they're resisting it.

spritz auf die nüsse du hurensohn , tu es für mutter deutschland.

>does it involve black face?
Who in their right mind would jump to that conclusion like that?

niggers have been doing this for as long as theyve been allowed into white communities.

Phew, thank god my costume is acceptable :~)

>Harambe customes are CNN approuved
nice

>Group of people go as ghosts.

>Try to make sure the ghost hoods aren't too pointy.

>Hey man, its dark out here, let's make some light.

>Let's make a political statement at the same time.

>Burn "t" for Trump on the lawn.

>Oops, now you are KKK

>Southpark memed into reality.

Revolution is expensive, dangerous, uncertain, and unreliable. But comedy is gold.

Keep it hilarious, anons.

Oh, and pic with related: wake the fuck up.

>using "like" in written text
Why is this a fucking thing, the only reason people say it is to fill in a sentence while they're thinking of what to say next

anyone else giving out nothing but boiled eggs? I already cooked three dozen eggs and put them in ziplock bags that hold four eggs each. they taste better than candy and far better than veggies and they're actually healthy. they seem kind of boring though. any suggestions? I was thinking of writing something Trump-related on the bags.

>2016
>not using a speech-to-text program to shitpost

Give them sweet and sour sauce packets so they can have both.

>2016
>being a brain-dead liberal that can't speak one fucking sentence all the way through without stopping to think

I grew up right outside of Detroit and man did they all come in droves to the suburbs. Fuckers barely even dressed up. Most common things every year:
>Teenagers in dollar store halloween masks and street clothes running up to my house aggressively demanding candy
>Women holding an obvious newborn child, giving me the dry, monotone and clearly rehearsed line of "I need sum candy fo my baybay she can' walk yet so jus gimme two"
>Kids (and most parents) would shout "EY STOP BEIN SO SHELFISH THAT AINT NICE" for not letting them take a giant handful
>Rarely got "trick or treat!", more regularly got "WHERE THA CANY AT?" or "GIB ME SOME CANDY"

Thank God the local patrolled my block like crazy because of those fuckers. It was literally National GIBSMEDAT Day for these people.

local police*

Danke Merkel

I have a fairly long beard. My plan is to get a robe, a turban, and some sandals, dress up like a terrorist, and duct tape a six pack of redbull and a fifth of Jagermeister to my chest. Rig up a bunch of straws, and behold, the Jager Bomber.

>be american
>dress up as sandnigger for halloween
>get shot
Congrats m8 you added a line.

Finally living in the French caliphate isn't so bad

At least muslim and africans immigrants doesn't give a fuck about cultural appropriation

please be serious

there, i fixed it

I've narrowed it down to the important part

Nice meme.

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Write "you must eat all the eggs".

>free country
It won't be for long if Trump gets in office. You'll be a Russian proxy state.

I'm going as the Zodiac Killer, but I feel my meme game is too old and no one will get it. April seems like 24 years ago.

I will celebrate Halloween any damn way I please.

How often does CNN win costume contests?
That's what I thought.

I'm going as the red death this year and crashing my rich friend's party.

>deep red ID
wew, no backing down now.

I can't wait to see these faggots burn. This isn't news. This is tumblr on steroids

>at work
>laughed like a retard
thanks, asshole. now I have to explain myself

Whenever I see a nigger kid I give them a toothbrush/deodorant instead of candy.

Go away CTR. You're not spooking us.