>tfw instead of supporting English as our national language, and thus making our country more open, more efficient, the politicians want to keep teaching Geerman
>tfw German is an ugly, boring, useless language
>tfw started talking only in English with my friends
>tfw it's fun, we all feel happier, plus we are prepared for our careers because everybody speaks English, nobody speaks shit German
>tfw all my family tells me that German is "important" because "muh culture muh heritage"
Why are nationalists so stupid and subhuman?
English is the only relevant European language.
All other languages are useless and just shit. Even most Germans can't speak German.
wow is there anything sadder than being german? I only feel pity for you guys at this point
at least we love hating ourselves
Jordan Hill
The proxy-shitposting is getting worse every passing hour
Austin Butler
>politicians want to keep teaching Geerman you better go back to school and take your arabic classes to understand the plight of refugees who can't (and won't) speak german or english
Evan Bell
YESSS YESS PLAN 4 OF 'SMASH THE ARYAN' HAS BEGUN.
Cameron Wood
...
Josiah Thompson
>germans suck at english I don't have any direct evidence to counter that claim, but considering how many articulate Krauts I have met while traveling internationally, as well as how you guys are probably one of the most articulate group of ESLs on this website does cast doubt on that idea
Jordan Young
>English is the only relevant European language What about spanish?
John Peterson
dump germany and come be british or an american hans.
Daniel Cooper
Good luck rewriting your legal system in English. Trying to apply legal English terms to continental law is a fucking nightmare desu.
Joshua Morris
Honestly, you should probably start learning arabic. Even your politicians say you should learn arabic and now I've just read it will be taught in schools rather than english and french.
Maybe little german girls will be paired with a "12 year old" immigrant to help them learn next?
Jayden Roberts
zwei peanuts down the Straße walking wurde Und dann one was a salted... peanut
Hahahahahahahah
Jaxson Scott
>Der Shitstorm
Every time man
Angel Thomas
Yup only finns surpass them. On everything. Even Hitler used to kiss Mannerheims ass
Even german gag is evident on pictures: "Comparing Hitler and Mannerheim side by side, one can clearly see whichone is corporal, and which one is war marshal"
Jose Green
Sehr funnig. Meine Sidenen sind zörstroyt.
Dylan Davis
BONGED
David Rogers
OP is kinda right, though.
Why the fuck are there programs to teach arab shit at out schools but english is just some unimportant class that you can get 15 points in without much effort even if you wouldn't be understood in any english speaking country?
Thanks to some shit I had 7 different english teachers during my Abitur and only one of them actually spoke real english, not the shitty school-english. The eldest one we had even took points of me when I came back with a slight scottish accent after winter break (spent it at my great-aunts in Dundee) because, according to her, nobody in the world speaks like that. When I asked her, it turned out that she hadn't left germany for over two decades.
English is far too important to leave it up to some idiots to teach our kids.
Nathan Thomas
>Why are nationalists so stupid and subhuman? Because non-Anglo countries have nothing to be proud of.
Gavin Reyes
>Being this cucked
Josiah Cruz
If you have shitty opinions keep them to yourselves.
Eli Long
t. Turkman
Josiah Foster
Afrikaans would be the solution. Easiest language to learn.r
Jace Parker
Du ekelhafter Volksverräter. Ich werde lachen wenn dein Schweinegesicht am Tag des Galgens vom Strick umrahmt wird. Du reudiger Sohn einer Judenhure.
Thomas Peterson
Geh Schwanz blasen, Sven
Jason Edwards
Arab will the new standard language in Europe. Silly question.
Liam Mitchell
This is an English-speaking board
Speak English or fuck off
Nobody wants to hear your disgusting subhuman kraut tongue.
Lucas Collins
German is a fascinating language. I don't know a word of it but there seems to be two types of German. One is that weak beta German that sounds like nu-male begging for his lover to stop taking black cock bitte bitte. Then there's the straight-forward, industrial, emotionless German that you can imagine some SS Obersturmfuhrer reading off a directive about how many trains transported how many jews to this location. I respect that German the most. It just oozes efficiency.
Easton Butler
>tfw you thinknyou are the superior race but your country is actually a puppet state of the international jew
Ethan Cook
>>>/krautchan/
Hopefully, nuclear wasteland will by then be the new standard landscape in Europe.
Thomas Diaz
I GODDAMN HATE THIS FUCKING KIKE MEDIA THAT WE HAVE! >on my way to work >listen to liberal radio because we don't have anything else >just want to listen to news >liberal faggot rambling about why the FBI opened the case on clinton again >hurr that's to unfair right before the election, the FBI chef if a republican himself! >not a single fucking word as to why the case was opened again >not a single bad word about clinton
Not to mention the constant rambling about how bad of a person trump is. Mass genocide of the liberal press fucking when?!?!
Daniel Russell
>tfw German is an ugly, boring, useless language Erhäng dich du Stück Scheiße.
Michael Brown
Das kannst du laut sagen.
Aaron Adams
>This pasta again
Asher Evans
German is a fascinating language. Very cool. I speak Danish, a Danish dialect, English and German. German language is fucking epic for reading/telling stories. It has so many fucking ways of communicating precise ideas, unlike EN and DA
Joseph Martin
So much, so really fucking much >THIS
Ethan James
We're the Israel puppet state number one. They want us to be shit at English, so they can translate everything and lie.
Our Wikipedia is also way more critical when it comes to anything nationalistic or straight-out missing out things.
Nolan Fisher
You call your own language subhuman. Cuck faggot. English is just the retarded version of some german dialects. They don't even have a formal way to adress someone, it is the language of the degenerate globalist jew.
David Morgan
Jelou mai fren, ui can meik pitinglis national languedj, yeis?
Jayden Davis
shut up achmed
Isaac Perry
Wew, cuck.
Hunter Long
i am sure german has things english doesn't in meaning.
my honest opinion about people taking language seriously : gay just like the arabizers arabic doesn't eist in one form and all arabs agree that the formal arabic sound gay like naive gay. no one speaks arabic like its written commonly even coran yet when you speak your dialect the arabizer in school tell you to speak in arabic please wtf they so up thier asses they doesn't know that thier gay slow pc english didn't exist before 200 years
Gabriel Evans
I enjoyed studying German in high school. It is a beautiful language.
The one thing that bothered me is the assigning of gender to inanimate objects. Is there any utility in this, any way to end this? I shouldn't have to remember that the spoon has a penis to speak grammatically correct.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
It would be a fucking joke.
Alexander Bennett
IGNORE THE ARYANS POSTING HERE.
THEY ARE LIARS AND THIEVES, DESTROYERS OF CIVILISATION AND PARASITES OF THE EARTH.
Henry Powell
Junge Junge, du bist aber die hellste Kerze auf der Torte... Informiere dich mal, wo Englisch entstanden ist bzw. seinen Ursprung hat, du Nullapostel.
Daniel Edwards
>t. proxyfag
Nolan Lee
Not relevant in Europe. Hell, even the best parts of Spain (Catalonia, Basque country) don't speak Spanish.
Angel Martin
The gender is of the word itself rather than what it represents. There's probably something where one word for it is one gender an another is another gender. It's a pretty asinine system all round though. I can't really think of any advantages of using it and it was dropped from English for that exact reason. It's like the Chinese and their characters however. There's no reason to think it's ever going to change within our lifetimes.
David Cooper
>english i learn arabic because it's our future
Kevin Garcia
>one of the most badass languages there is >wants to give it up
Justin Davis
this Same here in Switzerland. Clinton Shilling everywhere.
Parker Jones
When I was in Berlin last year there were Germans who spoke better English than some Americans...
William Gomez
German is a great language. You create words to describe everything, like kummerspeck.
Austin Robinson
It's English, as far as I know, the only language where inanimate objects don't have genre.
Ethan Torres
Does that mean a dried speck of crusty cum that gets stuck on your eyelid?
Xavier Carter
agreed
Brody Green
I'm trying to learn German. Not going too well thus far. I need some good German websites where I can submerge myself in the language. Only problem is, I'm not quite at the level where I could follow a topic. Practice makes perfect I suppose.
Hunter Cruz
What's your motivation for learning German if you don't mind my asking?
Adam Rodriguez
Anzeige is raus du Hurensohn.
This guy will go to jail for posting racist, anti-semitic frog memes. Unlike you american barbarians, we take hate speech very seriously here. Im sorry if this guy has offended anyone.
Luis Roberts
I usually read cuck news sites like Welt and Spiegel. It's worth it for the surprisingly large number of redpilled comments and is good practice. Krauts aren't all bad.
Jason Sullivan
Yes I completely agree 6,000,000% go...uh guy. German is an ugly language. And blondes are so dumb. In fact Germany is so boring. They need some exotic brown diversity badly to counter the German machine brain which has caused so much suffering. Germany must perish! They truly are Germs, human germs!
Henry Jenkins
Der Syrer kann kein Deutsch ach schade..
Chase Campbell
Stop lie they speak spanish
Jose Morales
YOU DUMB FUCKS JUST STOP DUBBING/TRANSLATING EVERY FUCKING THING. I know english since age 6 because we have subtitles and shit.
Tyler Thomas
>When Germans get the W and V mixed up
It's easily as funny as Asians with R and L
Jason Roberts
the deutsche who forced this meme is a god.
Thomas Hughes
Basically wanted to learn another language for the sake of it and decided German was the way to go due to my love of European history, plus I would like to live there one day. Russian was my other choice but it appears quite difficult.
More of a hunch I guess rather than a well thought out decision.
Kayden Evans
Sounds good I'll check it out, cheers.
Landon Jackson
the first redpill for me was actually language related. It was an interview with some turkish dude how complained how he didn't feel welcome in germany even after having lived here for more than 30 years, how he still is treated like an outsider by germans and so on. It was very heart wrenching, something that really made you think.
What struck me about it was that it was in turkish, because apparently in more than 30 years that fucker never once thought that it might be a good idea to learn german if you want to live in germany.
Chase Edwards
>tfw started talking only in English with my friends
Wenn ich dich sehe, schlage ich dich zusammen. Du dummer Hund.
Michael Rogers
try www.dict.cc it's a german dictionary where you can hear the words you look up.
Benjamin Moore
sage
Blake Williams
Wtf I want to speak German now
Tyler Smith
That site is good for phrases and, as you say, for hearing the words although German pronunciation is easy and very regular. linguee.com/ seems to be more accurate for single words and also shows them in context. www.dwds.de is my favourite dictionary but that's German to German so for more advanced learners.
Tyler Nguyen
German is truly abhorrent but not being proud of your language is cuck af familia.
>t. ausländer that speaks shit german
Asher Hill
I am c1 level in german
Can I monetize this skill or is English cucking me?
Oliver Ramirez
Now that ceta will happen without a doubt, and we all know that Mutti will shill for it extra hard here, you can totally get tons of money here if you know basic german or arabic.
Zachary James
Fick dich mohammed. Geh zurück in das drecksloch aus dem du gekommen bist.
Jackson Jenkins
Who the fuck says this? What the fuck is this thread? If you would have said this to my face I would have beaten the shit out of you. No pride in your own language and heritage, does it get any more retarded?
Du Hurensohn, bring dich um.
Wyatt Thompson
I'll take that as a compliment
Carter Taylor
>not realizing that english literally is spreading her legs for everyone to use her >not realizing that angelos will never have a cultural language history due to everyone using it, making it sterile and removing everything angelo from it
Blake James
Pathetic scum.
Parker White
this.
Cooper Lopez
noice, didn't know about those two
Samuel Gomez
You disgusting cuck.
Respect your ancestors.
Joseph Smith
>One of the most hardcore and badass languages in Europe... >Wants to trade it for English >While Arabic will soon become national language >Hates Nationalism cuz of it Dear God i hope this is bait, or your just some catholic cuck who doesn't care about Germany. Or your not even German but some turk, Achmed.
