Moving to Australia

Hi pol i will be moving to Australia next week and just wanted to know what should I do to assimilate ASAP

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Poo only inside of a loo, never anywhere else, not even on weekends

holy fuck, even her feet look perfect. would suck on that foot pucci.

I didn't want to but the company that employed me would go bankrupt if I didn't join them

No Abdul Rahman

Does Brampton have DSS

If you hate Muslims, you'll fit right in.

If you are a Sikh, you will be bro tier.

Thanks M8

FUCK

OFF

FULL

Calm down

Most Indians that live in Aus are more patriotic than Australians are

Survive on only fairy bread. Masturbate to Road Warrior.

Fuck the hell right off, mate. We're full.

[spoiler]If you must move here, get used to the banter.[/spoiler]

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Don't get set on fire

m.huffingtonpost.com.au/2016/10/27/brisbane-bus-driver-killed-after-being-set-alight-by-passenger/

I don't think you'll get on very well there. Even though all the toilets are unusable due to the wildlife you're still discouraged from pooing on the street.

glass a paki cunt with a victoria bitter

t. Pranjeep Patel

Margot Robbie is a fucking Unicorn.

But Aussie can't handle Indian banters.
India is the new king of shitposting

>Moorooka

Literally the next suburb over from me.

>tfw I catch those buses every day

says the indian.

Cool beans.

Tfw too smart to work as a bus driver.
My company has alloted me a luxury car with one driver and 2 security guards

India is kind of regular shitting

Easy there Justin

Probably the most important thing is how good your english is

Learn to speak properly, your Indian accent is fucked, no one can understand you and we all hang shit on you about it

in fairness you barely speak english yourself. i'm surprised australia hasn't announced it will be communicating entirely in shitposts from now on.

christ nothing makes me more pissed than arguing with one of those assholes over the phone.

It's only compounded by the fact I have hearing loss.

Why are you running away from India? Coward.

Like every non white moving to a non white country, you will never be truly accepted. People will be polite and friendly sure. But you will never be one of us. The closest you will get to that is finding some lefty who uses you as a tool to virtue signal.

fuck off dickhead

Remember that in Australia, you ride INSIDE the train.

Even if I marry an Australian.

hey look I was right.

Read the original post.
I don't want to but they made an offer I couldn't refuse

I was disappointed after opening the thread and seeing your flag.

Sure you could refuse it.

Coward.

There is a huge Indian community in sydney who are vapid and shallow social climbers. If you really are as successful as you're trying to come across, you can easily be the king of Parramatta.

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Thanks for the information.
Although my Boss was generous enough to provide me with a luxury car

Poo in a loo instead of praying to it, Pajeet. there are no such thing as designated shitting streets in the civilised world

hows life in annerley you fuck

Seriously fuck off cunt. Things are turning around. This will not be a safe place for you.

Why?

Don't come here, we don't want you, the fact that you attempt to assimilate and act like Australians when you clearly aren't just makes us hate you more

>Purchase "barbie"
>Put prawns on barbie
>Invite mates round for come prawns on the barbie.
>Wear hat with corks on strings on it.
>Be a bit racist.
>Don't touch the abbos.
>Acquire healthy dislike for indonesia.
>Drink copious amounts of shit beer.
>Swear frequently.
>Call everyone a cunt, in a friendly way.

That should do the trick.

- Don't just stick to your own people. Try to make friends of all races.
- Contribute to society and don't live off welfare.
- Help people out. Mateship is a big deal here.
- Love Australia. You're welcome if you contribute and make this place your home.
- Get a job. Don't be a stereotypical Indian cab driver.
- Don't litter or disrespect nature.

In that case, remember that when driving in Australia, you need to stay INSIDE the lines and STOP at red lights.

Tell me more.
What's happening??

FUCK

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>come prawns

Don't be Indian

There's enough Indians here already k tnx.
Go shit up Canada

My boss was also generous enough to provide a driver.

Or Chinese.

The rebellion of muzzies is happening.

-White power groups popping up everywhere
-Racism is out in the open, people confuse Sikhs as being Muslims

Our based Pauline has been stiring the pot with nationalism, and it's taking hold

Australian girls love to be raped.

Make sure you force yourself on any aussie girls you find attractive. And don't mind the screams of protest, it's all part of their love making ritual. Trust me, they love it.

In India there is no such thing as friendship and that is something I have always wanted.
Can't blame us intellectuals always have difficulty in Making friends

we don't want you here fuck off that's how you assimilate

>fuck this Halloween shit

Nice try aidf

Series made specifically about indians going to straya

youtube.com/watch?v=YRqOFW9j0rI&list=PLp_t-qo39x2nDeEjjvVYpd_R8VLg7wMwj

Don't use words like "intellectuals" you'll get curb stomped cunt.

Did he also provide you with someone to do your work for you?

This "boss"... he's actually your boyfriend, isn't he?

But who'll run Australia then?
Koala bears or the platypus?

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Well we're fucking pissed. And not just Sup Forums type ausbros, regular people. Nationalism is on the rise. We want you all out, fucking parasites and thieves.

white people like it's always been run

Kangaroo-emu coalition ya dingus

I'll spear you thrice , then jackhammer you.

you seem to have mismemed

>In India there is no such thing as friendship

That's so sad.
Why don't you guys befriend one another?

I will work and play taxes .
>Parasite?
It's 2016 man , this is the post nationalist era

Start following rugby league and go to games. Its like cricket over there

They see others as simply to be climbed over. Imagine the depersonalization that living in a superdense city causes, on a national scale, bred for thousands of years.

That series is leftist bullshit and will get OPs head kicked in.

Here you go OP watch this series.
youtu.be/DHQRZXM-4xI

It's only 8 episodes long and will teach you everything you need to know as an Indian living in Australia.

> streetshitter moving to rajeetstralia

nice

Doubt it cunt I'll give you and the entire 7/11 store you work for a left right good night and send you back to India on a fuckin banana boat.

Backstabbing,lying,shallow deceitful cunts
Everywhere.
I hate to say it but people here are the worst

Bring that to its logical conclusion.

You are the same as them.

never been to aussieland, but most of the aussie women ive met on cruises were charming and outspoken but didnt use deodorant.
but seeing as you are poo in the loo, you prolly smell worse.

Do you accept white europeans taking refuge from islam?

This too.

>aquafresh
>white

your kind always sends the most embarrassingly thirsty messages to aussie girls

I will counter that then give you an Attitude adjustment on the 7/11 counter.

>people here are the worst
Even the sikhs?

Nope I have changed

>Implying there is a difference.

that's what everyone thinks.

Doubtful.

How have you changed?

For all we know, this is but a trick to try to get accepted into Australian society, whereupon you will resume your backstabbing, conniving ways.

>It's current year!

Praneesh, you aren't making a very good case for yourself here with that kind of argumentation.

Go fuck another elephant you useless cunt fuck out my country cunt we're full I'll fuckin bottle you when you land cunt.

Nope I have worked hard and earned my way to Australia.
Never cheated in me life

Isn't PM Modi nationalist??

Then you could bring your nationalistic views here

Maybe even red pill some people

>play taxes
Is that code for tax evasion?

You're probally mexican or black and if you're "white" you're irish. Those aren't really white either since they're not really human.

So you haven't changed? You just said you had.

You'll be fine. A couple of things, don't wear those shitty plastic slip on sandals I see Indian blokes wear occasionally. It needs to be closed in shoes or thongs. Understand that your food tastes good but smells bad so be mindful when heating up food in the work kitchen areas or eating at your desk. Wear underarm deodorant, use breath mints if you need. If someone asks you to the pub then go and drink some beer.

Current year means nothing fuckwit. Nationalisms on the rise. Shove your taxes up your ass. Don't want you on our land, in our workforce or in our culture. Don't need you, don't want you

Why? Then you should have stayed in Europe.
You started this

Fucking why. Fucking India.

The worst. Fuck.