So Amelia Bedelia is basically a god?

So Amelia Bedelia is basically a god?

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I'd worship her.

Too bad she became a feminist and changed her name.

post the image

I never knew I wanted this.

Now I want more.

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Keep in mind, unless you are extraordinarily specific, Amelia will take it to its literal extreme.

Amelia Bedelia wants to fuck your brains out.
y/n?

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She is the Blind Idiot God sleeping. Azathoth the daemon sultan sleeps and dreams. First he dreamt of a world of things not Azathoth. Then additionally the Nuclear Chaos dreams of being a thing in this world, even a servant. But even as a fraction of their true form reality is the rules of a game Amelia can ignore or change at will.

I ask if we could instead fuck to orgasm. If she is not interested I politely decline and/or run for my life.

NOOOOOOO

>inb4 "fuck a baby"

post the baby blowjob screencap

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Amelia is not for lewd

do you think anyone has ever created a mock up of that master shake screen cap to actually depict Amelia sucking baby dick?

what did he tell her to do for that to happen?

He probably wanted to brainstorm some idea.

Somebody made a video version.

youtube.com/watch?v=Lb6dJHAMFVA

I don't have that, only this.

someone made a image of that land before time voice actress sucking off a shotgun, I don't doubt that someone has made this too

>Spend an entire evening trying to get into her pants only for her to comically misconstrue every innuendo and attempt at subtly
>Just as you're going to leave you stub your toe and mutter "fuck me!"
>"Well, if you insist" Amelia says before rocking your world

youtu.be/oFcuQYRsm9U
Sequel.

Sir, we are the fiends who wrote a tale of Korra being hate-fucked into impregnation, then making good on the promise of letting the wrathful father fuck their daughter, even from infancy.

Whether she is for lewd purposes or not, like the devils we are, she will be enlewdened.

>Amelia will never serve you an undressed tossed salad.

Kek

>user has a Crush on Amelia but isn't good with being direct about his feelings
>Constantly tries to woo her only for it to Blow up in his face because comedy
>Amelia recognizes that user wants a companion but can't see the laundry list of glaringly obvious reasons it's her
>Constantly sets him up on dates that go horribly wrong do to her misinterpreting what he wants (Her)
Whaddya guys think of that idea?

>forcing a stale fotm

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I forgot about these threads.
Good times.

With what? She can try, but I'll be fine if she just firmly thrusts her vagina into my head.

Sorry pal, drill bit hooked up to a strapon harness.

She is very literal.

Fill in the blanks.
>Amelia Bedelia, God of _____ and ______.

But, even if she's all-powerful, she's not invincible. If someone told her to kill herself she would

Do it.

I agree but

>posting fridge

ehg..

Did Fridge draw out the scene?

She'd find someone named Herself, or someone with a name pronounced like that, and murder them

actually it would be "Yourself" unlees she heard you mention she should kill herself

>ask her to suck my cock
>she sucks my rooster instead
>ask her to fuck me until I'm dry
>she rubs my balls with a towel until there's no water on them

Take it easy, they're just posts.

guys help I dont get it

Marry the matchset

sick axe....a guitar.

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what?

Burying the hatchet.

ah thank you that makes sense

You could've led him on a little longer

She will bounce on you so hard and in just the right way that the pressure will cause the top of your head to explode, emptying your cranium of brain matter.

what if she materializes a cock and goes to town on your ear canal?

thread needs more lewds

>dat ass

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>Now user gets to live a life like that one Victorian Maid hentai

Damn.

>tfw drew this
>tfw check paheal
>tfw the lewds I drew ended up there too

I'm moving up in the world you guys

that thing needs more episodes.

I know what that's cropped from, and i'm fine with it.

I'm glad there's a new Amelia thread

cheers, man.
you deserve it.

You did gud, user.

Pls make more. I think she's the only childhood female book character i've wanted to see lewds of.

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I might, but I'm a little out of ideas and a little out of practice.

...I don't remember why I drew this.

Sonic queef or high pressure female ejaculate blows your brains out.

What could you possibly ask her that would cause her to make it rain brains?

Brainstorm

Brainstorm

somethingsomething black face?

I'll be keeping an eye on the paheal every now and then, then.

Fun for the first few episodes, before declining into incredibly frustrating as the characters go through the same gauntlet of blue balling the viewer every time.

Sounds like a pretty standard anime romcom to me. It could survive a season or two.

I don't upload to Paheal. I just throw out smut into the wild and at some point someone might upload it instead.

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Ah dang....you got a tumblr or twitter?

afraid I don't, user.

I'll do an effort to upload to paheal just for you.

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Thank ya, sonny.

Looks like Amelia getting BLACKED.

I feel like an idiot.

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Shannon Lee once asked Amelia Bedelia to fill in the blanks

I'd pork her bum

You should never let Amelia handle a gun. Even if you give her blanks to fill it with.

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What if I asked Amelia to sit on my face while she was naked so I could use my tongue and mouth to stimulate her to orgasm?

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>asking her to do anything

Just go up to her and start making out, no words. Do anything you want wordlessly. That's p. much how you bypass all the misconceptions.

>you look at him and tell me there's a god

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come on now, post the damn thing, you're starting to look like those fags who only post the first page of that furry scat comic to stir shit up but never keep on going

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That's adorable.

FUCKERS!

I want this arted now by an artist, its just so horridly absurd and horrific I love it.

That's adorable

welp, that was fast

thanks

Wich comic is this? I am very curious. Pic unrelated

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Amelia Badelia was a book series a number of us read in grade school. The titular maid would misconstrue the intent of her employer's phrases, leading to silly situations. Apparently she's also hot.

>still has a hat

It's a series of children's books dating back to the 60's. Google Amelia Bedelia and you should find them.

Someone ought to storytime one of them to keep the thread active.

>still has a hat

>still has a hat

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