ITT: Prove you're American.
ITT: Prove you're American
I can buy hashbrowns with and a Big Mac 24/7. Need say else? I'm just a simple burger.
B-but I'm not
Look at my flag.
I'm anorexic
I drive 10 km to work every day then repair a lorry with my best mate.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED, BITCH
I love niggers
I just ate a hamburger for breakfast and I think I might have one for lunch
Wageslave, Hard worker, had aspirations of doing great things, used to believe that others were genuinely good people, vividly remember pre 9/11 was better than this dystopia we're struggling thru now, own several weapons, now home owner, increasing property tax, increasing costs of living, increasing insurance, median income remains static, voting for Trump because I want to watch the world burn.
Also I have a mad hankering for a Whopper but can't afford it...
I will fight against the hell of military power of my country with a semi automatic rifle
I support Trump.
pfft a-user, y-you think i'm not a-an amerbro?
*unzips dick*
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Molon labe
I haven't consumed fresh vegetables in more than a week.
MAKOU AMERIKA GREATUI AGAINNOUUUU
>using noko
>digits
Look at my Eagle belt buckle and my rebel flag
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*shows medical bill*
I weigh over 400 lbs.
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I love corn dogs with cheese on the inside
5+ years military even though a black man was president. I love my country, not necessarily its people.
There are places that arent America?
I'm born in south AMERICA.
>Prove you're American.
i will suck dick for 5$
enough?
I live in the #1 country in the world.
I can't believe other Americans believe such things.
I greatly enjoy vomit-flavored chocolate
WHO IS THIS QT?
Justina Trudeau
voting for Trump
Man this times 100. On all these shows you see Hersheys as a kid and think its some amazing chocolate brand. Then one day you actually try some and realise it's fucking shit. Cadbury and tim-tams til I die.
Non-Americans consume more of that shit than we do
I have university debt
A salad? fuck no im a man!
>opens a can of light beer
>calling it university
Nice proxy
Israel is our greatest ally.
I still dont understand why this is so popular here.
Less carbs than spaghetti, at least
Because it isn't
see my flag
Look at me I am American now
What you faggots gonna do?
Invade me?
noice digits
I just ate two jimmy dean microwaveable breakfast sandwiches and enjoyed the fuck out of them.
My school is a university
Not really, and I doubt they'd use the Hershey process for chocolate sold in other countries
If your kids are half Jewish does that mean they steal your shekels at a greater rate than even your average teenager/kid
Im fat as fuck and I have the beetus
I've never seen someone wearing a hijab in my entire life.
Again?
I'm eating macaroni and cheese
is posting a picture of my mobility scooter enough prove?
I'm putting my country first by voting for Hillary Clinton.
Sounds asian, user
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Mexico?
I'm talking about hershey chocolate bars....
Your statistics include ALL hershey brand products
>tfw when I just started seeing them in my area
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Found the proxyfag
*sharts*
I have guns (not many because I'm a califag though)
So is mine but everyone calls it college in America
Only people to say 'university' are Europeans and other British common wealth countries
I can legally carry a metal flashlight in my car that just so happens to be shaped like a baseball bat. The light can strobe to blind attackers as well.
>tfw never saw any through most of my life and am now seeing dozens of Batman sightings around my area on my way to and from work
t. minnesotan
Kill me now.
color
Ahahahaaha literally somolies ALL over Minneapolis
Makes me laugh so hard every time I go there
Also, they always fucking stare at you as you walk by them in the airport
How come you have such detailed information about Hershey's sales? Because otherwise I'd just assume that they'd sell more of their bars in their biggest market than in markets that are barely a sixth of the USA while combined
This is my biggest fear. That all you cunts are actually niggers, chinks, indians, japs, mexicans etc. and not actually white. This is inspired partly by the fact that the most racist person I know irl is indian and he wishes he was white.
3 generations of my family have fought in your shitty wars.
Where is actually better?
I doubt everyone here are non-white, but there must be some that are.
POO
FUCK DRUMPF, AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
You know what is terrifying? I don't even live in Minneapolis. I am hours away in NW MN.
The cancer is spreading. Please send help.
Hola, amigo. I am American, yes?
*flag*
you're one to talk
My numbers will tell.
Also, I loooove guns!!
Geert for prime minister!
MAGA
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Did you immigrate here?
I fucking LOVE Whataburger
If Hillary doesn't win, I swear to g*d I'll definitely move to Canada or some other European country. How could people even think about voting for a sexist racist xenophobe like Drumpf, I can't even...
>month/day/year
This is one of those retarded non-sensical things Americans do that everyone else has to put up with as a result. Like fucking Imperial units.
I actually like the front cover for the Canadian passport more then the ameriburger.
Texas is the best state in the USA.
I'm around 10% spic but look very white. My brother on the other hand looks like a beaner.
Fuck you i aint got to prove shit to you.
The biggest racist I know is my black ex-gf who hates niggers 10x more than I ever did.
Nope. Born in the US, dad immigrated so I got leaf citizenship through him.
>Not liking the Great Seal
Get out.
I work for their competitors
American hershey chocolate bar consumption is extremely low. Most individuals consumers buy their other shit
Europeans and asians buy them way more than the American market due to them thinking it's traditional American chocolate
Minorities are the best at being racist. They don't have a societally imposed filter that whites do.
>Get out.
But it has more detail, Achmed
Yes yes si seƱor, very americano!
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