Moving to India

Hi pol i will be moving to India next week and just wanted to know what should I do to assimilate ASAP

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Before the DESIGNATED meme destroys this thread, assuming you're serious, learn the language and adopt the customs.

Seeing the flag, you're probably baiting for the DESIGNATED posts though.

It's traditional to greet your new neighbours by doing a big plop on their doorstep.

Hate the loo

Learn the proper rites to ward off the toilet witch.

Seeing your British, you probably already know, poo

Topkek. Is this a reference to that Pajeet in the other thread asking about moving to Australia?

PITL

Don't know what you're talking about mate

EMU IN LOO

Which city? it makes a huge difference.If you're white most people will be nice to you anyways.

dont lie to us pooinloo, there was a survey done and india was the very very top of the list of people who said "I dont ever want to live by someone with a different skin tone"

Lucknow. How is it? I'm coming with alot of friends

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good luck

>Lucknow
Wew

Dont marry or have kids with an indian girl, keep it white, cunt

Aussies are colonizing India now?

Gives a whole new meaning to shitposting.

Not a problem, m80. I'm going in a pretty big group. We are staying for awhile, too

rape some danish tourists so get you on the right track.

Come cunt. We can tax these niggers pretty heavy

dont ignore me currynigger, explain why Indians are such racist fucks.

Dress like guy in picture and grow appropriate mustache. They will bend to your will.

>Buy extra strong laxative
>Impress village elders by turbo shitting all over your new village
>Get crowned to be maharaja because of impressive poo skills

POO FAR AWAY FROM LOO

Completely destroy your sense of smell.

Get used to pooing in public, specifically on roads and beaches.

Ah okay, in that case, you can start by bathing daily in elephant diarrhea, so you can get the skin color and smell right.

Next, be as annoying as humanly possible and talk with a retarded, annoying accent that nobody around you can comprehend.

Finally, start creeping on your sisters' friends Facebook pages and proposition them for sex in broken English, and turn work your way up to gang raping girls once you make some friends.

That should help buddy.

Thanks for the heads up!

You know that porcelain chair that eats your fecal matter?

Remember to shit in the designated streets.

>currynigger
kek'd
>explain why Indians are such racist fucks
Maybe because 30% of us are fucking illiterate idiots and our culture and religion has butt fucked us

or maybe you are the only ones sane left who does not want to blanda up.

Somehow I got deja vu while reading OP post

You are going to one of the worst states in the country. Fuck it go somewhere like Goa (high recommended) or the eastern states or even Delhi

You have a point. At least we wont end up cucked like Germany

give up your dirty semitic beliefs
denounce jesus the jew

no not delhi. unbreathable shithole.
come to hyderabad desu it's comfy af here

>what should I do to assimilate ASAP
practice pooping in the streets

>being this heathen.
into the fire with you

no you are a filthy hebrew kike who should be shot

based

come at me

>Lucknow
Kek. Enjoy being mugged or killed. And the best part is, Police won't show up no matter how many times you call even if there's a dead body.

it doesn't matter what i do because you're just a dirty jew that's all you are and that's all you'll ever be

We good

>Dirty jew
>Jesus literally whipped dirty jews and called them satan

We are racist because it helps keep us alive in this third world. More lie wanting the poor guy hung to death on a local tree

Am I supposed to be somehow offended by this?
Look at Britain now, its the most cuced Anglo country now, the score is settled

Learn to shit in the street.
It's taboo to poo in loo there.

So I will get a green card if I shit in my pants in walmart?

you're just wrong

POO IN ROO

kekd

jesus is not Aryan

>i will be moving to India next week
I'm so sorry.

Not trying to offend your country, just civilise it.

I wish those poos would stop shiting up our country.

REKT

Thank god he's not an autistic kraut

JUDEN
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Would explain why Abbos are so much civilized, clearly you are a wonderful teacher (sarcasm)

Can't tax those cunts can we?

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>OP increasingly regrets making his thread

>Christians are jews
>D-does he get it?

i don't know
does he?

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>Jesus the Aryan
:^)

Some kike thinks its a reality he has control over scripture and my local church
>wew

jesus is not Aryan

But I know this. You imply it matters or I care?

well i know you don't care but it does matter although not to you because you are a dirty jew-worshipping unAryan loser

Rape women with iron poles on busses
Pray to the porcelain god armatidge shanki
Forget everything you know about driving
Prepare your anus for botchalism by drinking 4 bottles of ex lax

Bow down to your overlords.
Mfw when Aussie are this butthurt

Also become utterly terrible at your job and take every question on your work as a personal attach on your character. Key Indian trait that one

That guy destroyed a whole nation of Aryans. And I'm the loser?

you do not know what Aryan means because you are a Jew

Couldn't defeat emus.
Thinks they have a chance of beating the Indian alpha males

This shit. Worse than athiesm, desu

Why so butthurt Bret?

but what can you do other than idolize a Jew?

Calm down Ahmed. You have finished your today's quota of pretending to be a Brit

kek

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Time to stop m80, you got BTFO by pajeet already

what are you talking about or referring to?

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Muslim paradise. Good luck
You really need some luck now xd

I know a Danish girl

Join one of those rape gangs and sexually harass women on the bus then stroll on down to the designated shitting street for a night of wonders.

sleep inside your bathroom and never flush the toilet, this will help you acclimatize

Never go native. That way leads to madness. Remember keep a stiff upper lip, and a upright British disposition.

Saar I will give you the best discount. Please visit motilal mahal in Lucknow. Super cheap price top brand only. Festival season 20% off.