Come home white man

Come home white man.

Australia welcomes anyone with a white complexion.

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fuck off your full

Nice try emu

I thought about it but I've heard it's hard to get normal goods there. Electronics, decent bed sheets, etc., etc.

Well i have thought about it, have a offer to go there and work in shipping...
Mabye i should just do it

What? Did an Australian tell you that?

Finns would feel right at home in Australia

even me?

I WILL COME AND RAPE

Y'know, cunt, I'd love to come over.

Problem is you're too busy stuffing yer cunts full of shitskins and slanties.

If the nearest AFFORDABLE housing for an average income electrician like myself is in the damned outback, then I might as well not bother.

even a fellow anglo?

Whats wrong with the outback? There's houses just outside Brisbane for 300k.

fuck off you kiwi fuck

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You're drunk dude. Go to bed.

Just doing my part for Australia.

In that case, Ima packin my bagz.

As long as you're white.

I'm so white I'm confident that exposure to UV at the levels typically encountered down under will cause me to spontaneously combust. I'm still coming, just need SPFover9000.

fuckin poofta. ill suck you

But how can that be, when we are full

I don't understand. Are you trying to encourage me to come or dissuade me?

You are welcome here, Genghis.

Man, the only Finn I know is some redpilled /k/ommando cunt with a mohawk and the autisms.
You cunts are alright.

And your slanty Asian eyes probs cut out all the glare from our beautiful white beaches.

>300k+ AUD houses just outside Brisbane
>208k+ in euros
>for a most likely aging and run-down shack in arid suburbia

Nope.

Rent. You're clearly so poor you'll never own a house.

Nah mate, it's just that for that same price range I got an actually nice little house back here in mongolandia.

And as a plus there's actual forest, a river and a couple lakes within hiking distance.

Irish are allowed, right?

i bet this is a trap. you will just throw us in some pit filled with snakes and some undiscovered special spiders.

Fuck no

im saving money and will move to australia if i have to

Why the fuck not

i might move to finland and join the inbred swedish finnish community they are super soft
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According to 5 seconds googling, we're better off than you cunts.
>House Price:Income Ratio Australia = 11.23x
>House Price:Income Ratio Finland = 16.7x

Our west coast is reserved for you guys if Sweden is lost. You'll probably feel just like home.

OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA SHEILA AT?

If we keep getting swamped with pakis then I'll come to Australia Bruce. Hopefully with based Brexit we're on the right path.

None of those flags are even white anymore. Pic related. Will be extinct in 30 years.

why would i willingly migrate to a place with critters that will attack and kill me on the shitter
this isn't even taking into consideration how hot your death-trap country is

Cool. When are you going to do something about that Marxist shithole, Melbourne?

Stop being a soft cunt

I would not mind AUS except for all the scary wildlife, fucking spoders man, they freak me out.

>undiscovered special spiders
mysides.jpg

>Tfw Indian with Australian wife
Why do Aussie women love Indian cock so hard?

IS IT TRUE? is weed now legal? so now there is a place where both prostitution and weed are legal, and its inhabited by white people and sandy beaches?!

i'd rather stay right over here desu
i'd rather take vitamin D supplements and have to endure a cold winter than living on an isolated continent where it's hot as fuck and everything is out to kill me

stuff goes soft in the warm not in the cold asshat

Brotier.

Because they have small cunts.

What if I'm black haired?
>I still have blue eyes

Id rather stay in this hell hole than move to asstralia, id rather kms

I've literally never heard an Australian girl say they like Indian men.

Every Norwegian I met in uni was bro-tier, you're welcome.

>I've literally never heard an Australian girl say they like Indian men.
Nice salt. Aussie women love big Indian cock.

Is it that abongos are uglier than standard bongos?

theyr- theyre just friends man

all i see are gorillas in the mist

its not about bongonology, its political

I don't really like the idea of my house burning once a year.

I was thinking about this last night. I hear there is great surfing there provided you don't get eaten by shahks.

I have a German blonde wife and 2 blonde kids. Will you make fun of my family's accents?

Yes

>sweden
>white

Cool.

Can I own a shotgun or have you guys completely signed away all of your gun rights

A single shot .410 after 9 months of waiting and paper work

Yes

cricket

Where does this strayan fixation come from that they associate themselves being nordic? From personal experience I know that their women adore us but neckbeards? Confusing to say at least

If Trump loses I will come over there so I don't get nuked

Fuck. I'm sorry m8, that's awful.

Are burgerbros welcome?

Why does Australians add these wine bottle corks in their adventurer hats? Are those trophies from a drinking contest or do they actually have a purpose?

Im only memeing lad. While our laws aren't as lax as yours, you can still buy up to .50 cal ammo and rifles with the right cat license

would rather shit in my hands and clap

This is quite literally the opposite of the truth. I have a greek friend I work with who walks his dog with his neighbour

She literally asked him if he was indian and sighed with relief when he corrected her

Shake your head like a schizo cunt and the flies'll fuck off

Stops insects landing on the exposed skin of your face and neck when you go into the bush.

I'm sure he liked being called a poo in loo

Would a Texan fit in well in Australia?

Come to Queensland

What is this? Why did you put a moon on our flag?

Fuck off oculus rift costs 900 dollars here

>white man
>swedish

kek ok

You are welcome to bleach the abos

Internet is just the lousiest thing in Australia with non-oceanic connections.

Thank you for the info. That was actually a serious question.

Call back when you goys get a less lousy internet connection and real firearms rights.

Otherwise your country seems pretty based, would dump muh bloodline into.

Rum bottle corks are traditionally used

Corks from an empty bottle or just fresh ones? I have noticed when i am drunk at summer mosquitoes wont suck my blood. I guess they sense my blood is poisoned when drunk.

Full rum bottles wouldn't last long in the outback so empty most likely. I heard about this guy who was a full on alcoholic, he woke up with a dead centipede next to him with a bite mark on his arm. Alcohol could of killed it who knows

We don't actually have slanty eyes

potato nigger not welcome

If you guys ever make a factory that produces used rum bottle corks from full rum bottles please invite me. I will work for free.

Nice try, but you're not even close to Romania on the whiteness scale...

this is just embarassing.

i hate australia

What is a white complexion?

You are welcome here anytime

:( Vlad why

>yfw I've just fucked a milky white mulatto abbo
Fuck me good, and she was paler than I was.

Pussy tasted sweet as

But i need a job before i can move in right? I have no idea how to get a job from there.

>australia
>white