Cast them

Cast them.

Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!

Jesus... Bruce had too much testosterone

Have you heard of high elves?

At least he didn't get cucked.

holy shit this one got me good

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kek Oblivion movie when?

The left one looks okay, but holy fuck what happened to the one on the right?

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my pusy mistres!

Cast him

The Demi Fiends (2019)

cast them in a remake of
>jaws

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the one on the right in a meme movie

the one on the left in a history documentary

Jesus christ, their mother was Demi Moore, how do you not be attractive? What a waste.

This is what I mean when I say that two attractive parents are no guarantee of attractive offspring.

>Implying they aren't Jay Leno's kids.

They could play in a documentary about these big guys

by having Bruce Willis as a father obviously. probably there are people on Sup Forums who will defend him but they don't have to live with his harmful genes

The Wew Laddies (2018) straight to dvd

>prehistoric Shakira will never call you loco
why even grug

Are they still trying to be actresses?

Jaws

Cinderella 2: The Ugly Sisters Revenge

I fucked Tallulah Belle in 2015. Ask me anything.

Why didn't you get her pregnant and ensure your children were millionaires you fucking retard?

The Elephant Women

are you white? pls say no im indian.......

>imgflip.com

Can I get a quick rundown?

I was in it entirely for the fuck. Good fuck, too. She keeps herself clean and trimmed down there.
"White", I guess, part native American Indian

You fucked up lad. I fucked a millionaires daughter once and didnt get her pregnant. It's one of my biggest regrets. It absolves me of all the stress of parenthood, I don't need to worry about money coming in, I just need to be around. Fuck that'd be great.

TES Summerset

bitch one the right looks like one of those tall yellow elves from Skyrim

top kek thanks

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They could be Dick Tracy villans.