Be British

>Be British
>Have dirty clothes
>Die

>Not using a whirligig

Asking for it desu.

natural selection at work

He probably figured out a new, dangerous way to masturbate.

Was he related to the Clintons?

The worst part is that somone this retarded was alowed to reproduce.

He was scheduled to testify.

How weak was this faggot that he couldn't break the fucking plastic?

>too weak to break out

????????????

FUCKING HELL

Somebody call the bloody Queen we're gonna have to ban these murderous items

What did he know about Clinton?

>Brian Depledge
>Depledge

Dying by tripping into clothes rack. Memes seem to write themselves nowadays. Have they become sentient?

Why are these deadly devices allowed? Doesn't the EU regulate this sort of---. Ohhh.

They're usually made of metal.

>Mr Depledge

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If it's like the one pictured those are metal rods with a plastic coating.

Can't you just use your strength to bend the parts that are suffocating you, thus breaking the object?

BAN ASSAULT CLOTHES HORSES

KEK

see

What dirt did he have on Clinton?

>Two children left fatherless
Sad day desu

Maybe he could have escaped, but got to thinking about the current state of the world and kind of just let himself go.

Enough information to destroy her campaign

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What type of dirt do you think he had on Clinton?

a fucking tree shield thingy

this

it's only funny when women die

this is a ctr shit thread

I'm gonna need a diagram demonstrating how this happened. From that picture I can't figure out how that thing trapped and killed him.

>be a numale not strong enough to bend what is essentially glorified wire
>die

earing wearing degenerate deserved it

Who the fuck calls it a clothes horse?

It's an IRON MAIDEN

That's some Final Destination tier shit right there

fell backwards into it his own weight compressed it instead of using arms to bend it & mke room to breathe he struggled to stand up and killed himself

if Final Destination had a $500 budget

>according to pol, metal can't be bent

Impressive.

I'm still lost.

>be British
>have do dirty kufi hat
>pray towards mecca

Im honestly impressed, that's got to be like the hardest way to die ever, a billion people could retry it and all live.

Clothes horse ban incoming

He couldn't bend an aluminum rod the width of a pencil to literally save his life. He was not a man. Those children never had a father. Just two moms.

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you slavs and your dota

It was a blisteringly hot day when it happened, nearly 71 F, he might have fainted

drink vodka play dotka comrade

Who the fuck uses a horse to dry clothes?

I just use a rack.

Why are you bongs so easy to kill?

Electric Whirlygig?
Is this what bongs call a clothes dryer?

Maybe if he had Clothes horse insurance, he'd be fine.

I bet he didn't even also have a license for one of those

He must've narrowly avoided death earlier that week and death was catching up with him in an elaborate and unexpected fashion.

How the fuck did he manage that anyway?

I really want to know how some stupid twonk gets stuck in a fucking clothes horse

Despite what it looks from the picture, those metal rods are not bendable for an average person. We're not talking a wire coathanger here.

Seriously.

I guess this is what happens when you look a clothes horse in the mouth.

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No remorse!
Bin that horse!

I dont get it. how can you suffocate from that?

so he fell backwards into this horse, it then "closed" on his throat and he was unable to free himself in the >2 minutes it takes to be incapacitated?

I have one myself made out of metal and I could rip that shit apart with ease. what a weak loser

For any of you guys: there is no excuse to not be able to reproduce

t. a very hungry skellington