You're watching adventure call, my name is Falcon Hoof and I will be your guide on your quest

You're watching adventure call, my name is Falcon Hoof and I will be your guide on your quest.

Greetings line Sup Forums what is your name traveler?

Remember, I cannot hear your command unless your post ends with dubs or a 5.

drink barry's red cola

sign up for service in the kings army

I really liked the way jingle moved and made the bell noises honestly

These are not names. All adventurers need a heroic name.

kill jester

name? A. D venture

Lloyds fermacee

Greetings A. D Venture

You find yourself in an autumn forest.

A signpost to the village of banestown points north. To the east you can hear the trickling sound of water. To the south the forest stretch on growing eerily darker. To the west the forest opens into a grassy plain.

What would you like to do traveler?

Rape Jester

go north

go south

go east

kill jester

turn 360 degrees and walk straight ahead

go west

go west

>Lloyds fermacee

I'm afraid this is outside my realm of influence

open sarcophagus

throw jester out of plane

go from whence I came

You travel west and enter a wide meadow. In the center of the meadow is a small ranch. You can see some horses running in the field and smoke coming from the building's chimney.

The meadow stretches far into the distance, but you should still be able to reach Banestown from here. To the south the edge of the forest looms.

What would you like to do traveler?

rape horse

catch a horse

go from whence I came

go suck off a horse

punch the horses

Fuck off and turn off the phone

You return to the forest. As you find the signpost you now notice a small mound of freshly dug earth beside it.

A signpost to the village of banestown points north. To the east you can hear the trickling sound of water. To the south the forest stretch on growing eerily darker. To the west the forest opens into a grassy plain.

What would you like to do traveller?

Kill myself

go west

Go from whence I came

open sarcophagus

kek

You return to the meadow once more.

In the center of the meadow is a small ranch. You can see some horses running in the field and smoke coming from the building's chimney.

The meadow stretches far into the distance, but you should still be able to reach Banestown from here. To the south the edge of the forest looms.

What would you like to do traveller?

Put horse in bag.

shout "WHO LIVES IN THIS HORSE HOUSE"

Go from whence I came

Have sex with Jester

go suck off a horse

Go from whence I came

Rob the housr

Attempt to enter the ranch building

run to the house

take off clothes and run to the house

best thread

Remove all clothing.

You remove your clothes, leaving them on the grass.

You run into the house with a ferocious look on your face.

When you enter the house a young maiden looks up at you and screams.

There are other rooms in the house but you do not know who else may be here.

What would you like to do traveller?

Travel over yonder to Banestown

scream at the maiden

kill the maiden and put on her clothes

Go from whence I came

Rape maiden

Perform rape most savage upon thy young supple maiden

attempt to steal the maid and a horse

Get maiden.

You grab a burning log from the fire and beat the maiden to death with it in a blind fury.

Realising what you have done panic starts to wash over you. You stand naked above her bloody corpse and in an act of desperation remove her clothes and try to squeeze into them. Her shirt rips at the seems but stays on. You pull her breeches up about your waist, they feel tight on your balls.

You notice that the maiden was wearing some intricate laced underwear and decide to wear these on your head.

As you turn to leave the building you see the maiden's father standing aghast, holding a pike. His stunned expression quickly turns to anger and he readies to attack you.

What would you like to do traveller?

Go from whence I came

>"as you wish"

put pike in bag

Escape through the window

rip his fucking head off and place it in the bag

You attempt to return to the meadow but the father stands blocking the doorway. He holds the pike above his head and is about to bring it down upon you.

What would you like to do traveller?

close my eyes and accept my responsibility

pretend to be the daughter

Exclaim "WAIT!" and convince the father that it was not his daughter, but a doppelganger.

Continue on being terribly bored and filled with self hatred while leeching off society because you don't have the courage to kill yourself though it's many years overdue. Then rape jester.

Pray to Lucifer for guidance

Go from whence I came

Put father in bag.

whence i came

go from whence I came

kill myself

Grab my cock and start to pull on it

You sidestep the blow and push past the father, returning to the bright open meadow. Adrenaline rushing through your system, you dash towards the nearest horse and mount it.

As you gallop towards Banestown a gust of wind blows the underwear off your head. You turn and see the father cursing you, only for the panties to blow into his face.

You eventually reach the outskirts of Banestown but are unsure of how well you will be able to blend in, you are after all a hairy overweight man in girl's clothes far too small for him.

The streets ahead of you are littered with market stalls. There are some back alleys to the sides that you may be able to sneak through unnoticed. If you return from whence you came the father will surely catch you.

What would you like to do traveller?

teleport behind him and hug him tightly

Go from whence I came

sneak through alleys to a tavern

whence i came

>If you return from whence you came the father will surely catch you.
oh but thats the last thing he will expect so
go from whence i came

Sneak into back alley while masturbating.

steal from market stall

Answer the phone

kill horse

Grab my cock and start to pull on it

Run through market place like a dog. Stopping once every 10 metres to stick my thumb up my ass

...

this

Who else here /immersed/? Goddamn this is the comfiest Sup Forums thread in a while

dress up as a horse

You sneak into the back alleys. You're unsure if it's simply from the adrenaline or if it's because you're in ladies clothing, but you begin to masturbate as you walk.

Just as you are about to ejaculate you hear the town's guard coming around the corner. You can try to return to the markets but you will be surely noticed, especially with your cock hanging out. There is a back entrance to a tavern beside you.

What would you like to do traveller?

kiss guard

Play life is strange.

seduce guard

Release the pleasure of my loins unto my own mouth.

remove clothes and cum all over myself
then lie down and claim i was raped by the man living in the meadow

attack the guards

wew lad

lel

FELLAAAAA