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stop dressing like a trannie, Jennifer
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>going undercover on the internet
>undercover
>using her own name
women are literally, unironically unaware of the fact you can be anonymous on the internet
Where does it say that
hello yes this is JL stop watching porn
WHY DIDN'T SHE COME HERE?!?! I WANT TO FUCK YOU JLAW!! PLEASE ;_;
I WILL TREAT YOU BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE
>I WILL TREAT YOU BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE
I seriously doubt you will be able to give her movie roles and Oscars like the other guys she's fucked
what breaking news will she discover?
>JLaw dates regular joe!
>This proves she is JUST LIKE US!
and the oscar roles come pouring in
and you are unironically unaware of women
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>Sup Forums ever liking this whore
Lmao fuck off retard
if you ever reply to me again, ill marry you that instant
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>not being here for Winter's Bone
In the video. Every account she makes is "ActualJenniferLawrence" or similar
>I have not been touched by a man in a very long time
aww
Sup Forums liked her right until she got nominated for Silver Linings Playbook
who?
oooooooooh
YAAAASSS slay queen
i don't get it
YAAAAAAAAAAAAS
a smart person would infiltrate discords.
We're not reddit, instagram, or twitter.
Though I get the confusion because Sup Forums is nothing but twitter and instagram screen caps and circle jerking over what reddit thinks.
This is stupid. You virgins don't know women at all lmao.
I'm Jennifer Lawrence. AMA.
And you subhumans (women aren't human) don't know virgins.
do u crave the bbc?
lurk more goddamn newfag
shit bait
>what did she mean by this?
>we're not Reddit
Where do you think we are?
Actually, I have not been touched by a man in a very long time.
Why don't you kill yourself?
Jenn pls go
That's not how lie detectors work.
did you feel uncomfortable filming the rape scene in Poker House?
Mom can we go get Starbucks later?
I don't know how to respond to that. I can assure you I'm all too real, unfortunately.
No, but I'm not super excited to shut that rumor down.
Why do nu-dogs always make this face?
what rumor? its a literal scene in the movie and 99% of your "fans" didnt even see it cause they're all fucking hungar gamefags or the other "ITS A POPCORN MOVIE TURN OUR BRAINS OFF ITS OKAY SUMMER FLICK" goers who arent looking for real dramas that cant rely on CGI, shakycam action and other bullshit tropes
all that goes for Chloe Moretz fans too who was also in that film
Yeah. That's pretty...right. Yep.
4 days isnt a long time, whore
what does your twat smell like?
Are you a lesbian or just really repulsive?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>jlaw just used a old meme on you
im gonna beat the living shit out of you bish
My pussy smells like a small barnyard animal. Not like a big, fucked up llama chewing and spitting. A little, like… a goat.
Nice. I'm nice. Right? Okay.
why dont you have a fucking twitter account so you can go on your political campaigns and get a bunch of retweets and hashtags
when did you lose your v card?
and did you like doing DPs?
She's cool. Would totally let her shit on my balls.
Reminder that you lost your virgintiy to Jlaw alongside all your Sup Forums bros
SLAY QUEEN SLAY
OKKKAYYY
OUR TURN NOW, BOYS!
>fapping is sex confirmed
i been saying that for 30 years and u all kept calling me a virgin
>tfw JLaw says "just ask" if you want to go out with her
>but you know she'd say no because you're blue collar working class poor and she's a multimillionaire celebrity
I don't care if she's been Harvested, I'd like to go out with her and see how it goes
I literally pictured Emma Gonzalez CNN grandstand event while reading the last 2 main posts in that image
>ask me =/= saying yes
Why would I ask out JLaw if I know she's gonna say no when I could always ask out my best friend's sister who is also 3 years older than me but is
>still in my tax bracket
>hotter
>probably doesn't hate the idea of having kids
Don't you use lie detectors for meaningless things?
She was very popular on Sup Forums from like 2010-2012. She was a highly acclaimed waifu up until then.
Those were simpler times...
Are there any other actors who delivered one 11/10 performance and then sucked for the entire rest of their career?
>undercover under your own name and face
that spy is a spy!
>men wanted to fuck a young blonde teenager
wow
It works for James Bond
>11/10 performance
surely you must be joking
>still in my tax bracket
why does this matter?
JFYI by asking woman's number you can accidentally rape her.
I'm assuming a large chunk of the reason why JLaw would turn me down/not date me is because I make in a year what she makes in a day.
hollywood actresses dont want to date tradesmen.
>2010
so ah yes i remember, 3 years after her most kino film u faggets finally knew about her & chloe moretz
I think Brie Larson is the one who sabotaged Lena Dunham's career so she could steal her place as the most unbelievable cunt in Hollywood
oooooohhhh kill em girl!!!
>I know that if I feel uncomfortable it is valid.
Because of this cunt /ourguy/ Casey Affleck would not present Oscar for best actress this year, like always happens.
"why do you think women wont date down? or wont fuck someone shorter who looks like rick moranis?" - a virgin
>cause I'm an asshole
Is she trying to be funny or what? No one likes assholes
sounds like the opposite of being a strong powerful woman.
what a dopey cunt.
She should do Legalporno already
Legalporno?
holy shit it's really jlaw
it's where a actress goes to do what you do already but on camera (double anal penetration, piss gangbangs etc)
>GQ
I agree, that would amazing.
It's the most hardcore porn basically. It's just chicks getting banged in all 3 holes at once by deranged, big dick slavs.
why does she have a career? this thot can't act
I like that she types how she talks.
how is it undercover if its a video showing its her??
I've seen a couple of these undercover videos, and in one there's a brief time where you can see the screen isn't even on. The staff just gives them the questions from reddit or wherever, they pretend they're browsing, then they just reply and it cuts to someone else typing it out word for word. They don't waste their time on these boards, it's just to look like "they're one of us" or some shit
>calling herself "nice"
>multiple times
confirmed psychopath
Kimmel actually posts on Sup Forums and is the cunnyspammer
Chris Pratt invented brap posting and the jurassic bitch invented mommy posting while spamming her own pics
>tfw u can't quit the jlaw
when i watch her in some interviews i find her charming as fuck.
>i find her charming as fuck.
its true. You cant help rooting for the underdog. Shes like somebody from a trailer park who became the worlds highest paid actress.
Something like that yeah
what a sad person.... i cant explain it. is like she made it but not really. did the nude leak really fk her up this much?
Get your ass back in the kitchen, Samantha
Why is she wearing a choker
>tfw jlaw monitoring this thread RIGHT NOW
>goes undercover
>make a video about it
that's not how it works you dumb fuck