ITT: Talentless hacks

ITT: Talentless hacks

he's pointing at us...

How about posting an actual hack who has never in his entire career made a good movie OP you fucking faggot

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He did. He posted Lynch.

this fuck

damn...

I'm no fan of kubrick myself but I think you're being a bit harsh there

Or how about someone who made exactly two really good movies then skated on shit-to-mediocre movies with some good individual visual moments for the next nearly 50 years?

Or how about another has-been who hasn't made anything good since Bringing Out the Dead

Alien and Gladiator were good film.

Or how about has-beens who are beloved by pseuds?

>ywn have milla jovovich waifu

>Gladiator was a good film
No it wasn't
Alien and The Duellist were his only two great movies

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>>Gladiator was a good film
>No it wasn't
This is what a tryhard, tasteless contrarian looks like. No wonder you ended up here.

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Boogie Nights was good despite being a Scorsese ripoff, and he made it when he was like 26 which is more than you will ever accomplish.

>cartoon one-dimensional ahistorical villain
>cartoony-looking setpieces
>good
The only good part of the movie was the opening battle and the scenes with the old emperor
Here take another hack

>continuing with the contrarian incel bit after being told it's not acceptable
Want to know how I can tell you're under 25 and poor?

>Story about a fictional character
>Complains that the villain is ahistorical
Retarded.

you are thinking of Paul Thomas Anderson that is Paul WS Anderson the dirctor of the resident evil shit flicks

Lanthimos

Defending anything of Scott's post-Alien work tells me you're a pseud or a mongoloid or both
He's one of the most frustrating directors alive because he has the capacity for really cool visuals, but they're scattered inside really bad or mediocre movies
>story's villain is an actual person who actually existed
>transform him into a one-dimensional incestuous sniveling monster character

Good
>Blue Velvet
>Twin Peaks (1990)
>Wild at Heart
>Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
>Lost Highway
>The Straight Story

Good Despite Being Jackoff Material For Pseuds
>Eraserhead
>Mulholland Drive

Meh
>The Elephant Man
>Dune

Shitty But Pseuds Pretend It's Good
>Inland Empire
>Twin Peaks (2017)

I think the only hacks in the industry are studios yes men like Brett Rattner, Zack Snyder and JJ Abrams.

>Lost Highway better than Mulholland Drive
t. pseud

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It's not a ranking. I like them both, but they fall in different categories. They're both good.

You really don't like Twin Peaks?

>posts from a phone
>regurgitates tired contrarian incel bit over and over
>pretends it's others who are mongoloids
Kid, you can't even be trusted to maintain a desktop computer. Why would you think your opinions on movies are valid?

>story's villain is an actual person who actually existed.

It's based on the emperor but isn't supposed to be an accurate representation of him. It was never intended to be.

Fire Walk with Me over 2017? Wewlad.

>Bret Rattner occasionally makes good B movies
>Zack Snyder has an original vision and literally had studios butcher his movies in post because his movies were too weird/different to be marketable to the popcorn-huffing commercialist crowds
>JJ Abrams wants to be Spielberg but without any of the visual invention or talent
>posts from a phone
are you actually retarded
>"muh contrarian"
Ah I see you are
Gladiator, like the rest of scott's post-Alien movies, are indefensible outside of a few individual scenes that show he's still got visual talent.

Here take another hack since you seem so insistent on blindly lionizing them

He's autistic. It's no use. This is how he deals with his forced social isolation.

Screenshot of browser window on desktop.

That's what I thought.

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L Y N C H E D

I come here expecting idiotic opinions of all kinds, but you sir are perhaps the worst poster I have ever seen. I pity you. Good day.

>Zack Snyder has an original vision and literally had studios butcher his movies in post because his movies were too weird/different to be marketable to the popcorn-huffing commercialist crowds.

Kek
>Most films are either adaptations or remakes
>Best films follow the source material page by page but without any of the subtext or nuance
>Original
Lmao

This

Gladiator is fun, but is not good. But flawed as they are, Scott's movies always have something interesting. Even Legend, wich is a fucking drag, have some good scenes, designs and atmosphere that hacks like DelTaco can't top. His worse is better than most filmmakers masterpieces.

Great director with the complete inability to find a good script or correct a bad one. He just directs whatever pile of shit that lands in front of him

moonrise kingdom was pretty good

>>Bret Rattner occasionally makes good B movies
Yes 'B' movies like X-Men the last stand and Red dragon

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giv milkies

It's a photo of PTA, just named PWSA
Really making my noggin jog hmmmmm

>Man of Steel, BvS and Watchmen shit on fanatically by comicfags because they're not like the comics
>completely redesigned the Kryptonians into a weird organic machinery alien culture and got rid of all the crystal shit
>made supermanzod fight the 9/11 of that universe, the first real parallel done in comic movies to real life
>refused to do the self-referential bullshit "humor" that comicfags love
>has individual shots that last a few seconds ripped from the very best artwork in some of the most "serious" comics
>does it all in a hyper-stylized lighting and movement-focused kinetic vision that stands out from literally everything
>his commercially successful 300 movie created a style of action that's STILL being copied but not as well

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Cameron sucks too, though. Only Sup Forums pretends he's great, which started as a meme but newfags started believing it. He's a mediocre Spielberg.

>it took him 10 minutes to boot up his computer and use inspect element to add his (You)
Shameful.

The only right answers in this thread.

Jesus Christ.

His worst movie is currently nominated for best picture

I am not into soap operas

>>Man of Steel, BvS and Watchmen shit on fanatically by comicfags because they're not like the comics

Kek. As I said copying the shots without he nuance or subtext.

>>completely redesigned the Kryptonians into a weird organic machinery alien culture and got rid of all the crystal shit

Aping HR gigers aesthetic isn't really creative.

>>refused to do the self-referential bullshit "humor" that comicfags love

It's almost as if most comic films outside the MCU don't do this.

>>his commercially successful 300 movie created a style of action that's STILL being copied but not as well

He should than people like Wachowskies and Kurosawa for revolutionizing the methods he over uses.

>the contrarian toddler uses deluge
What a surprise.

>12:44 PM
Which part of South Asia are you from user?

essential art-school-faggot-core

Twin Peaks The Return is much better than Twin Peaks S01&S02. U are just typical reddit. FWWM and The Return are peak of Twin Peaks.

>cartoon one-dimensional ahistorical villain
You act like Commodus was some multilayered, unappreciated guy who dindu nuffin and those ostriches and giraffes were a threat to the state and got what was coming to them. He is an embodiment of history's one dimensional villain, no one liked him, even plebs because all the games were paid at the expense of bread. Who cares how he was portrayed in relation to the story of fictional character.

>redditor desperate to feel intelligent for once
It's really sad how hard you pseuds have to try.

>the "it's better because the normies don't like it" meme
That doesn't make it better, you pseud. It was poorly written/filled with inconsistenies and rushed. It had a few good things and high points that are among the best things Lynch has ever done (Parts 8 and 18, for example), but watch it again. It's a fucking chore to watch a second time. You spend the entire time waiting for the good parts.

How Lynch is a hack? He is the only director who can make anything and it work. Drama, comedy, surreal, horror etc

Not only he is great director, but also his Sound Desing is UNMATCHED.

Most of hollywood hacks copy from him. Tarantino literally copied his style from Wild At Heart and he is making one movie his entire career.

You're so assblasted that you can't put it in a single comment.

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This is Nolan territory faggot.

I knew it was going to be a long season when the diary pages said Laura knew who the killer was, even though Leland ripped out the pages before she found out it was him and gave the diary to Harold. Gordon Cole even says the wrong line when trying to explain "the spiritual mound".

People were defending it and saying the inconsistencies were intentional, but after watching the Behind the Scenes stuff on the Blu-ray it's clear how much they just winged it. Lynch was so sick of being rushed that he literally said "I'll never work like this again"

It is much its a fact. Twin Peaks s01 and 02 are fine but they have too much filler trash. Most of side stories are bullshit melodrama shit. Donna James, Audrey, Brothers Horne, Agent Cooper is one dimensional mary sue. Twin Peaks s01&02 is literally in 70 % melodrama filler trash.

Again, The Return are FWWM are easily superior.

As we all know it's impossible to change the the IP address. Next time try using an insult other than "pseud".

Nice try, Reddit.

>being so upset at being exposed for what you are that you go full alex jones conspiratard
Typical Sup Forums poor.

No Villeneuve?

FWWM 10/10
The Return 10/10
Beyond life and death episode 10/10

Twin Peaks s01 9/10

Twin Peaks S02 4/10

Tim Burton fucking sucks

>too much filler trash
At least 1/4 of The Return is filler, dipshit. And the original series was so tightly written that even the side plots were connected to the central mystery. The Return was all over the place.

you dont like lou reed ?
who doesnt like lou reed ?

You've tried reddit and Sup Forums. Your overreaction after getting exposed is quite funny.

All side stories are much better in The Return than in S01/S02. The Return has much better comedy also. More surreal stuff. Admit it, Lynch didnt give u cherry pie and coffee Cooper and ur reddit ass is butthurt about it.

damn...

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I think this must be what his real problem is.

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Pssst... Sup Forums IS reddit. What's so hard about thinking for 2 seconds about what you wrote before hitting submit?

Try again, bud.

The S01/S02 has 3/4 filler trash. And filler in The Return is much more enjoyable and funnier than in original series u plebbit. Objectively there is no discussion. FWWM and The Raturn are HEAVILY superior to original series. Unless u are cherry pie Cooper faggot who dont understand ending, or is butthurt about it.

You're trying too hard and your newfaggotry is showing. Using the same insults against the same post is showing arguing against the same thing was dumb move. Samefagging with two different IP addresses isn't hard.

>All side stories are much better in The Return than in S01/S02
"no"
>The Return has much better comedy also
Probably correct
>More surreal stuff
Surreal =/= good
>Admit it, Lynch didnt give u cherry pie and coffee Cooper and ur reddit ass is butthurt about it.
Defaults to le reddit boogeyman when he feels cornered

you lost user swallow your nonexisting pride and fuck off back to neogaf/reddit/facebook etc

>it's impossible for more than one person to realize I am what I am and make fun of me for it
Poor alex jones fan... life is gonna chew you up.

Nobody takes the time to do that except for faggots like you who live on the internet, especially before you even called them out. Why would they preemptively do it? Get off this board

What's the matter, pissed off after getting exposed?

/thread

dude was a faggot with only one good solo album.

Yes, The Return has better side stories and better characters.

Are side stories in original series are useless fucking boring melodramatic, plebbit trash. Love triangles, cuckolding everywhere. Oh James! i love u ! ETC.


And yes, more surreal stuff is always good.


Surreal >>>>>>> melodramatic soap opera trash.

Again making the same mistakes. Begging me to get off the board in different posts isn't helping.

FUCK

Fuck you

can someone explain why Watto from Episode One has the same exact voice and appearance as the slave trader from Gladtiator? I can't decide if its a nod or a total coincidence.

Are there reddit trash still mad about Twin Peaks : The Return? It was fucking masterpiece, and is shitting all over what hollywood produces... Comparing Lynch to hollywood creativity bankrupcy is like comparing GOD to literally bunch of untalented niggers.