He doesn’t watch movies on a treadmill and burn calories while he watches

>he doesn’t watch movies on a treadmill and burn calories while he watches
What are you laughing at, piggies?

>tfw he watches family guy while treadmilling with his size 48 waist pants

>sage

>9:30 minutes in
>149calories
I think youre the piggy, user.

>not running 20 miles uphill in 100 degree heat

Sure thing fatso

stop watching the same shit, autistic fatso

That's pure bugman shit

seems fair for walking a mile

>not running in perfect silence to use that hour of zen to clear out any doubts and conflicts in your head

>50 minutes
>still under a mile
what the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm fit so I don't need to torture myself with cardio, good on you though

>time remaining
Illiterate nigger

not really

Notice they didn't say running on the treadmill or even jogging.
That being said I actually run outside in the morning for a good 7-13 miles depending on how I feel that day.
In the evening I get on the exercise bike and watch shitty Netflix shows for an hour.
Currently on Altered Carbon.

>Treadmill
I-If I'm using a stationary bike, does that count?

I don't exercise at all.

>Not doing an hour of cardio while listening to eric Claptons layla on repeat
Layla you got me on my knees, layla im begging darling please

>watching movies while working out
you niggas disgust me more by the fucking day

Yes cardio is cardio i personally do an hour on the elliptical i also jack up the incline and resistance to make it more of a work out

this.

you should only watch old shit you're familiar with but haven seen in a while. Seinfeld, simpsons, maybe trash like iron man 2 or even maybe die hard 2

>treadmill

Are you a fucking chick, bro?

I play vidya while cycling

listen to fucking music. I doubt Batman will make you lift harder except if you're watching BvS

Oh suck a dick let me guess you just lift weights youre probably like all the other meatheads that can barely do 10 minutes of cardio before they tap out keep pumping iron pussy

And i thought i was the only one who watches bvs at the gym that films guaranteed to raise your T LEVELS

i'd understand watching the teaser because of the music and batman being fucking angry, huge and out for foreigner blood

but the movie is a borefest

t. Soyboy brainlet

>"I want you to lose 50 pounds by the end of the movie"

To be fair, this movie I’m watching now is pretty popular among bugmen

Spotted the marvel fag
>hey big guy your T levels are getting real low

I don't watch BvS but I sure as hell listen to A Beautiful Lie every single time I'm at the gym. It's fucking crazy how that shit hypes me up for every single set

When the music goes BUM!, BUM! BUM! BUM! BUM!, BUM! Gives me goose bumps
Try the music from rocky 1 its liking taking a shot of c4 gets you pumped

>FUCK YEAH, THIS SENATE SCENE GETS ME AMPED UP TO DO SQUATS!

>borefest
how the fuck are you able to watch a SINGLE drama if you without any irony or sarcasm think that BvS is a borefest? serious question because I see that "it's gotta be fun" shit thrown around very often on Sup Forums and I think it's either trolling or childishness. One of the reasons is clearly what said. Lots of MCU fags are hating all the time and it really gets annoying after a while because in my eyes, BvS is lots of fun if you actually like movies that don't treat characters like quipsters

The scene where batman tells superman "breathe it in, thats fear, you aren't brave, men are brave" fuck me that shit gets me fucking amped up

the beginning? yeah, that's one of the best parts. for some reason, I always have Affleck's batshit insane scowl in my mind when I hear that. Love that insane build-up though. Hans Zimmer is pretty good at what he does

I only watch shit when I’m doing cardio, when I’m lifting I listen to music or The Dick Show

Hahah thats what im always saying people complaining that bvs was too dark and wasnt fun makes me laugh because i always have a great fucking time watching that movie to me thats a fun movie it doesn't need to have quips and one liners
>lines like " do you bleed?, you will! Are fucking bad ass and way better than " does anyone have any orange slices?"

Yeah its crazy good man, fucking danny elfman was trash in justice league cant even remember any of the music besides the 89 batman theme

Is that an old pic i dont remember 300 being on Netflix

They added it yesterday

>pace 20:00

Workout done

I had ran for five miles, I walked after that

Ok user now you can have a cheese burger you've earned it

It simply doesnt lend itself to a workout. And if it's a serious movie you wouldnt watch it while working out

It’s lent you fucking kike

Cool
I've been playing hearthsone while running on the treadmill, what do you work out on?

catholics dont eat meat for how many days?

Its saturday too dip shit no meat on Fridays

>10 minute per mile pace
Nigger, you better be finishing that full hour

I don't need to burn calories on a treadmill cause I'm not a fat fuck like you lmao

ok sorry

>doing cardio

What if Im training for a marathon?

>Only 5 miles of running
Sad desu, at least go for 6.5 or 7 miles of slow paced jogging

in all honesty running on a treadmill and on roads are completely different.

>Training for a marathon
>On a treadmill
I mean... If you have pretty bad shin splints and want ease the pressure before a race you can do that but you should probably do some trail runs and learn how to set your own pace

If hes chubby/fat hes doing alright
Don't give up OP :) dont listen to these manlet /fit/ fags

>my fat ass started going to the gym (actually just walking on a treadmill) and I need to tell everyone

>not bringing your own tablet to watch your own porn collection