Woman with insane dating demands

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Why date women if you can date men?
Men enjoy giving pleasure.
Women only do it to get money.

in reality she is depressed because he could dump her and get another girl hotter

somebody fucked this up

That's why you date a loli.
They're cheaper.

>being that much of a cuck that you let a woman reveal her 'demands'
>not manipulating her into wanting you

See, there's was your mistake. You were too weak in the first place, and you let her have one over you.

also, take this shit to
>>>/reeeee9kucks/

>dating 3d women
>2016

>youre my first love so i want to be young and experiment lol
>okay then were breaking up no hard feels but you would cheat on me anyway
>okay fun lol we can be friends right??
>nope im out
Two days later she regrets it and starts qprrading rumor as a revenge because I was so mean for not taking her back as soon as she snipped her fingers
>still fucked her for tree years after that. Rocking body. Turns out she was 15. She lied about that too. Had huge perky tits, three years later they alrrady got saggy.
>mfw I fucked her through her prime years

This is precisely why women shouldn't be allowed to vote, Molyneux was right all along.

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reported to alex jones

anyone fancy paying me 700 quid to wear lipstick?

>dating
fuck that. I'd rather stay single than get screwed over by the vagina Jews.

Maybe if I find some conservative non slutty qt with motherly attributes.

Hit me up flamalam.
Post some pics of you wearing lingerine and lipstick and I'll swish you the money.

Do you have a feminine penis?

>Rent Armani suit
>Rent sports car
>Take this woman to dinner then to hotel room
>Show her shopped pictures of you with a yacht
>Say she'll be on it with you next week
>She sucks your dick
>Cum on her face
>rekt

>hire a hooker
>save a couple of hundred bucks

Because I'm not attracted to men unfortunately

This.
Whether by conditioning or by natural instinct, I don't find the male body attractive.

Kind of sucks, but at least I can someday have children of my own.

Teach me how to be a fag Pacito, I am literally begging you. Free me of the vaginal jew

Jesus fuck I hope from the bottom of my heart you guys discover screening one day

source sempai?

I hate to say this but the Taliban is waaaay ahead of its time in regards to womens right user.

Maybe men would pay for your dinner more if you didn't invade the work force and drive all the wages down

Done. Check your pms.

I take paypal. Send it to [email protected]

Believe it or not deception during dating is considered rape in the US.

So US anons please dont do this.

My situation is really really weird. I like cock. But I'm not attracted to guys. I think a lot of the faggots on Sup Forums share the same sentiment.
>Inb4 "lol feminine penis xD"

>women are all sluts and will fuck anything!
>wh-wh-why d-did she have standards? ;_;

male logic

I refuse to legally marry her, because knowing that I could leave with all my income keeps her millineal ass in line. Plus she has 450k in student debt and I ain't sharing that.

>older gut dating a millennial
Even if you're a billionaire she's still cucking you senpai.

It's not a hard concept to wrap your mind around.

Illogical Females

You have to be retarded to believe this picture.

it has ALWAYS been like the right side.

Same, though I am sure that this is due to futa porn conditioning me. At this point I don't even see a penis as anything more than a highly functioning strap-on and instead look at what it is attached to define attraction.

Superman isn't a fucking millionaire.

>t. non country

She's not hot enough for a $700 bill. I ((((may)))) buy her one domestic beer if I was super horny and struck out with hotter girls.

Tbh my cute ginger gf loves giving me blowjays
She is very reserved and nerdy in public but she's a sex freak

I don't want to hear that from a fucking leaf.

>((((may))))
What? The word may is now jewish?

>be recently divorced at 30
>decide to start dating
>use websites like match.com and shit
>get matched, cute, big tits, kinda chubby, tattoos
>not a tatoo fan, but whatever
>date goes well-ish
>little awkward, both recently divorced and nervous
>she asks me if I want to come back to her place
>we start making out
>she stops and asks if I understand that she has been married, I say sure
>start pulling her clothes off
>she has a "property of Ron" tattoo above her pussy
>I literally freeze, it kinda freaks me out
>she gets annoyed and starts berating me
>tells me I should go

So that was my first date after being married for 8 years.

>not manipulating her into wanting you
I used to think this was evil beta bullshit

but then I realized that NOT doing it is the beta bullshit

the trick is to do it to a woman you actually like

The right side happened but it was heavily stigmatised so that the betas could at least pretend to have a happy marriage. Now its just true open degeneracy and the beta uprising will be iminent

Red lipstick is trashy

A feminist wouldn't know that though I suppose

tfw you don't want poop up your schute.
I woulden't even fuck a womans asshole.

What movie is this gif from?

Don't be so antisemitic, the holocaust happened in May too.