ITT:Unrealistic film couples

A girl like Juno would never be together with a beta cuck

I can't believe I got suckered into seeing this shit when it came out

You overestimate girls/women

This. Beyond that she may have moments of "mature beyond her years" but has several more of being an irresponsible emotional wreck. Surprised she didn't Fuck the teachers instead.

It was intended to make beta wh*Te bois breed with roasties to hasten the extinction of the wh*Te race

They were both weird as fuck. Then they randomly hooked up. Then she got pregnant.

If she hadn't gotten preggo, their story would have ended

ACT

Ellen is so goddamn cute in that movie.

It wouldn't be as appealing to beta's if she got slammed by a chad behind a dumpster.

That's the point of the movie, so boys think staying beta will give them pusy. Same with shit like Hey Arnold, Doug, and a counterpart is Johnny Bravo, where chad is actually a bad attitute that girls don't like. It's all brainwashing bullshit to turn people into soyboys

Ellen Page was a qt and he was a weirdo. She could get Chad.

How is this unrealistic? He's handsome and athletic. Pretty much a younger typical Gosling character.

I wouldn't say he's handsome, he's "adorkable".

He is handsome. He has two girlfriends in the film

He's awkward as fuck. He has no social skills and is basically a loser with an ugly girlfriend. Juno is very social. She hangs out with a popular cheerleader. This was just made to make the nerdy beta losers that they can get girls. In real life, this rarely happens. I was good looking and popular in high school, but since I was awkward around girls I never got a girl in during that time.

But who is behind this anonymous? Who wants to exterminate the white race?

>I was good looking in high school
>I never got girls

Lol this delusional faggot though

Sorry to tell you m8 you're ugly

How is it unrealistic? A 2quirky4u Adderall-riddled slut gives her pathetic beta-orbiter a one-time pity-fuck out of boredom after having sex with many other guys and he just so happens to knock her up. She barely talks to him all throughout the whole pregnancy, doesn't even let him spend time with her, gets mad when he finally finds a girl who actually does want to spend time with him, and then magically "falls in love" with him suddenly at the end of the movie after a short talk with her stepfather. They probably broke up two weeks later. Juno was an emotionally-unstable, temperamental, Borderline-having bitch. Literally Cody Diablo's self-insert.

Pretty sure this shit gave me a belly fetish.

This

My girlfriend is half ubermensch and was a virgin before me

I'm a mexican who started college at 25 lmao

The fucking state of America.

>I was good looking and popular in high school

>half ubermensch
You're either an ubermensch or not.

beat this:
>Seth Rogen is a 25 year old fat stoner who has a high-schooler gf played by Amber Heard

based american

The absolute fucking state of America.

i had such a great dream about fucking pregnant juno. still remember it 11 years later

I passionately hate this film. It was Tumblr before Tumblr

this wins

they tried so hard to make her look trashy as fuck but it's impossible to make her unattractive.

>after having sex with many other guys

They were both virgins. He even kept her blood stained panties.

thats actually something that happens though, high school sluts love older men

>half ubermensch

One drop rule paco.

many hipsters girls actually like guys like him, especially if they are quirky, creative types that have interesting hobbies like photography or playing in a band

Wrong. She was absolutely not a virgin--he was the virgin.

She wasn't a catch herself, plus pregnant with a bastard.

>high school sluts love older men
could be, but not the ones that look like Seth Rogen.

stop making assumptions, what was really said in the movie ? was it even mentioned at all ?
(haven't seen it)

The film was unrealistic as fuck and no character act like you would in real life. The parents aren't upset over the pregnancy. Juno doesn't even care about the baby the whole film. No parents neither from Juno or her bf are against giving the baby away? Normally the parents would just raise the child as their own and pretend they are the parents

Correction. They like them if they have social status - a successful local scene band, or a following. They still want alphas, just in a nature that doesn't rely on the physical... until they get bored and want to just get a good fuck.

Nature can't be fucked with. Sorry soys.

>I was good looking and popular in high school
>is now on 5chins
we believe you user

8/10 I kekked

>hasn't seen Ellen Page in here prime acting and look wise
Watch Juno

>claims I'm making assumptions
>when he hasn't even seen the fucking movie
Here:
>Screen Tests
>The 20 minutes’ worth of screen tests all feature Ellen Page, and include sections of the script not included in the final film. For instance, it’s in this bonus feature that we discover Page’s Juno wasn’t a virgin when she had sex with Bleeker: She did it ”like, seven times, in fact” with a dude who dumped her and went to Stanford.

If you actually were goodlooking you would have gotten laid. My roommate was literally autistic but looked full blown Chad and he fucked actually hot chicks weekly. You simply were never that attractive.

>A girl like Juno would never be together with a beta cuck

Just say that it makes you mad that in the fictional movie a beta whie boi gets laid, while you don't. And that makes you really mad, if you weren't a virgin you wouldn't have a problem with it.

What isn't in the final cut, hasn't happened. In the movie there is no hint that Juno wasn't a virgin

How does the "I still have your virginity" scene make any sense if she's also a virgin? It doesn't.

How did Juno win any awards? Movie was awful.

Of course it does. She's the dominant one out the pair and can hold that over him because it matters to him where he knew it didn't matter to her. It's like you've never had a close relationship with a dominant woman.

Fuck off we're full Paco

>She's the dominant one out the pair and can hold that over him because it matters to him where he knew it didn't matter to her.
That doesn't make any sense. It didn't matter to her because she wasn't a virgin and hadn't lost anything or changed, unlike him.
>It's like you've never had a close relationship with a dominant woman.
Of course I haven't. Otherwise I'd end up like you--a soyboy faggot blindly defending the chastity of a fictional teenage whore on the internet.

...

they have each others duh

Not as bad as nick and norah's infinite playlist where he has that blonde slut who dumps him, but then throws herself at him again after kat dennings starts lusting after him

Fucking savage

>a soyboy faggot
I knew it. Nice buzzwords there. Haha.

Yo what was the dream family I'm looking to bust a nut right fucking now.

Maybe I still have a chance

Bait or actually autistic. (You).

I loved Superbad, but that bit with Jonah and Emma Stone???
Also every American Pie after the first one.

This. You literally have to just be at the right place at the right time to jump on the pussy train.

the only unrealistic part is that seth rogen looks 40

Remember back in 2006 when Crash won best picture?