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The best content to come out of these threads is Voyager posts.

Friendly reminder that regular Dukat did noting wrong.

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DS9 season 2 is way better than I remembered upon rewatch. I forgot the "saints in paradise" speech happened in that season and the dominion season finale was great

what did google mean by this?

more confirmation they did nothing wrong, user

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TNG had a far better speech from the "terrorist" leader who kidnapped Beverly:

"How much innocent blood has been spilled for the cause of freedom in the history of your federation doctor? How many good and noble societies have bombed civilians in war, have wiped out whole cities, and now that you enjoy the comfort that has come from their battles, their killing, you frown on MY immorality?"

Eddington did nothing wrong.

He messed with the Sisko.

He wasn't anymore evil than Major Kira.

He's obviously right. Federation values only exist when they have a full belly etc. OBrien should have phasered himself that one time.

At least now we know he was samefagging... KEK!

chakotay's animal guide is a horse just sayin

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BASED MODS BANNING THAT FAGGOT

Holy shit look at the previous thread Look how many of his posts were deleted

looks like the time spend solving the captchas on report pages wasn't wasted for once

welp, it's way under the bump limit now, time to go back

holy shit yeah, he made almost 100 posts there. and this thread got purged too, thank god.

>implying it was several people who just happened to have the very same opinion about everything, instead one guy samefagging

Why were like 100 posts deleted in the previous thread? Are shill mods deleting posts that praise DISCO?

Because of the shitposting spammer

Is this thread dead now?

Just recycle it once the other one hits the bump limit again

requesting TOS guide

Ok, you watch each episode in order.

here lad

KEK

unironically what that guy said, because all of it is shit, so there is no discard list, you either watch the entire crapfest, or none of it

thanks
I'm watching them in order, I just find it fun to see how the episode I just watched is generally ranked

Press F for fat

The other thread isn't even dead, what brain-dead asshole made this?

Have you got the DS9 one? It's the only one I haven't seen

It hit the bump limit then trekkie got banned so over 100 posts in the other thread were deleted

Press F for "fuck me, it's a good Lwaxana episode"

Watch all of it. I could count all the bad episodes on a single hand.

hear hear
... although it's just another episode where she wants to get laid but isn't. She is worse than Geordi.

right when the thread went over 300 trekkie's posts got deleted

i came into that thread late... what was he posting?

How to identify a Trekkie post:

-bad grammar/spelling/punctuation
-anything Tilly
-filenames like 'qq' or '999999'
-complaining about 'purists'
-unconditional praise of STD
-an appeal to call STD 'DISCO'
-inane, poorly worded questions about accepted Star Trek lore/apocrypha
-shitty mspaint
-new thread >>>>>-complaining about /trek/ aka 'warm piss posts'
-fat cosplayers
-any sort of reply praising the type of post listed above

Literally just watched the space amoeba episode. It’s ranked as good but it was TOTAL trash.

Cardassian master race confirmed.

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This guy approaches you and offers you a bag of dried purple herbs and a promise that said herbs will transfer you to a non-linear plane of existence and a place in the celestial temple. All you have to do is give him your soul. What do you do?

Always appreciate you posting these nice tunes, lad

Tell him he smoked too much of those herbs.

THE PICARD IS ANGRY WITH US!!!

You should make multiple of theses lists and switch them every thread so the post doesn't get old.

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It's 3am at Quarks. The faint rippling of the dabo wheel is barely lingers among the clang and clash of glasses and effervescent chatter at the crowded bar. Morn is drinking his usual; the normalcy of his patronage is unremarkable yet curious nonetheless in these dire times. A Ferengi waiter is wiping down tables next to a pair of excitable ensigns. Their body language suggests the sort of misplaced optimism that is untouched by the toil of war. You immediately regret that rash judgement. They are barely adults after all. It's hard not to be cynical when you've lost so much. You sit down at the end of the bar. Quark throws down his rag and places the polished glass down in front of you. "What'll it be?".

Ray Wise fucking everybody up with his ancient pea brain.

I've added one song pretty much every time I've posted it :^)

Romulan ale

Root beer

Do the Ferengi ever get genocided? If not, why not?

>Plant releases spores that induces aimless euphoria, can be destroyed with angry thoughts and radiation, but returns a person to 100% health.

>hurr durr let's get out of here. Fuck this planet and let's not take any samples. This magic life giving plant has no research potential.

TOS is painful to rewatch, even when contextualizing it as a product of the 60s. Deep down Gene was a small minded hippy that wanted to live in an agrarian utopia, not a space utopia.

>It's a holodeck malfunctions and Wesley is raped repeatedly by holographic pakleds for several days episode

Lore literally could have been the leader of the Pakled home world if he wanted to. That would have been a much faster trajectory to power than becoming the leader of a splinter cell of Borg. The federation would be forced to negotiate with him. Not so smart and technical after all.

>Teleplay by D.C. Fontana
>Story by Nathan Butler and D.C. Fontana
>Directed by Ralph Senensky

Every script in those days had to abide by Genes arbitrary list of codes and standards. Do you even know what showrunners do?

I hate the trekkies that bitch about how DS9 went against Gene unrealistic utopian future optimism. Just because humanity has achieved harmony and enlightenment does not mean that the rest of the galaxy has achieved it nor will it help them with dealing with other societies.

i want to fuck the girl with the thic white thighs

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Just saying the man gets too much credit for good or ill. The script didn't have space pirates in it so he okayed it.

>One or both

hnnnnnng

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Anyone who doesn't like this episode is a moron.

Got a bottle of prosecco, made some tacos. Here's what I'm planning on watching

TNG 7x11 Parallels
DS9 3x15 Destiny
VOY 7x09 Flesh and Blood

r8 me

That one Romulan woman who hangs back in the shadows looks awfully similar to Tasha Yar.

Secret love child from one of the rape gangs.

Why is it so hard to understand it's a simple contained story about something that seems good at first but turns out to not be worth the price and not hard scifi? The characters almost certainly did take samples but it wasn't mentioned because it's not important.

Jadzia barely counts as a girl, let alone one of the best ones.

>DEEPEST B4

>calls literal goddess a man, posts picture of hydrocephalic canadian twink

You know what the difference is between Jadzia and the Wormhole?
There's a few alien species that haven't been inside the Wormhole yet.

I would have also accepted "the wormhole stays closed most of the time".

Those Klingon Duras sisters have great tits. It's distracting.

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any user here read the ENT books?

Why would anyone read books about ENT, for fuck's sake?

DAE love the non-LCARS displays?

Oh so I realised the big reveal before it was properly revealed. I guess it probably wasn't so obvious before HD.

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DS9 was the only one of the 90s treks that actually had its own identity. TNG was always bogged down by Gene's tired vision, even after he died, and Voyager was just the franchise circling the drain.

That's what makes it really the best, it showing that at the "far end" of the galaxy things aren't always sunshine and roses and people have to deal with real problems.

And why does showing that make it good? Voyager shows it a lot more yet people shit on it.

>Gene's tired vision
whoa, slow down there buckaroo. His Vision ~is~ Trek. if you just want warring alien species shooting firing laser beams at each other go watch any old generic sci-fi.

just don't.

Voyager is relentlessly cheery and comfy and feels fake as hell.

>"I'll show you, you cocksucker!" she screams at a palm tree. "You haven't heard the last of me!"

Because Voyager has a terrible cast and is wildly inconsistent.

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Gene was a spent force, creatively speaking, by 1980.

>He hasn't seen the copypasta

Maybe one day you'll be ready for it, bucko.

Moore:
>VOYAGER doesn’t really believe in anything. The show doesn’t have a point of view that I can discern. It doesn’t have anything really to say.

>"The continuity of the show is completely haphazard. It’s haphazard by design. It’s not like they are trying desperately to maintain continuity of the show. They don’t care, and they’ll tell you flat out that they don’t care.

>I started asking questions about B’Elanna, who she is. I was saying, ‘I’m having a little trouble watching episodes and getting a handle on her, and what she is about.’ The response was, ‘We don’t have an idea. The past doesn’t matter. Just do whatever you want.’ What are you talking about? How can you give up on your own show? How do you give up on your characters? There is such a cynicism about the show within the people that do the show. I’m not just talking about the writing staff. It permeates the production.

even if that is so, it's no reason to shit on ~the vision~

You ignored the important part, what's good about showing aliens not living in utopia and why is it not good when TOS and Voyager did it every other week? Answer this specific question don't just give vague shittalk.

I'm saying that his vision had declined by TNG. In TOS it was new and vibrant and influenced by great sci-fi authors. By TNG it had lost a lot of that magic.

What happened to that Commander tell me about your sexual organs guy? He was the most dedicated poster I have ever seen in all my decades here.

The execution is what makes the difference.

Fuck off.