The fact that the perfect response has still not been resolved leads me to believe that there was no way for Jonah to...

The fact that the perfect response has still not been resolved leads me to believe that there was no way for Jonah to possibly come up with a response that would end the argument.

Every permutation of rebutals all lead back to a first principle. Jonah Hill is not physically attractive to women.

I've been researching for the past 3 months to try to find the perfect conversation ending comeback to her insult but every step of the way I can think of a rebut that nullifies it.

Is this the great undecidable problem of our age Sup Forums? Is it even possible to conceive a string to where Jonah can emerge victorious? I have to know

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>grabs Miles Teller and starts making out with him
Thoughts?

Honestly, any action apart from addressing what she said would have been an acceptable course of behavior. Taking it personally just makes you look fragile

Pretty obvious desu, if someone 10x more attractive than you destroys your lame banter in a foreign language whilst crowd loses bladder control you should take the L gracefully

>take the L

I will murder you millennial scum

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>looking at your husband, I can see why you'd want to cheat

What did she say to him in the first place? With all these threads about his hypothetical response, I forgot what caused all this discussion about a comeback.

WE DID IT REDDIT

>oh yeah? watch this

*shits on floor*

*flips the bird*

*pulls up pants*

*smirks*

*adjusts tie*

*begins walking out*

*turn around*

*raspberry*

*turn back and keep walking*

*turn back again and walk back to them*

*turn around*

*fart in their direction*

*scratches balls*

*pulls down pants*

*orders pepperoni pizza*

*pulls up pants*

*yawns*

*begin to walk out*

*raises middle finger to flip them off while walking out*

*stops walking*

*stretches*

*walks out of studio*

*comes back in*

*hehe... f'got somethin'*

*picks up bag*

*let's go miles*

*picks up miles' bag*

*power stance*

*starts walking out again*

*gives both bags to miles*

*miles still hasn't walked out*

*checks phone*

*smirks*

*nice*

*burps through nose*

*scratches belly*

*oh yeah, one more thing*

*DO THE HARLEM SHAKE WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP, WOOP WOOP WOOP BRRRRRRRRRRMMMHHHHH*

*fuck yeah*

And that's how you handle it.

Is he the only one alive that could have handled Ornella?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y90cC4qPgq4
enable subtitles

Honestly I think the way he actually handled it was fine.

>Wait, so I'm the frog? You're the fat one. With that heart of yours, you'll croak any minute.

>same threads every time

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Hahaha, oh man...
Was that so difficult?

what the fuck is this thing?

jesus christ

lame

let me guess, youre the guy who came up with the whore frogs comeback?

>speaking of frogs, you know you're supposed to only eat the legs

BTFO

I'm convinced my reply is good enough.
>Respond to the joke by making a PSA against bullying. Call the woman out for fatshaming or for bullying him for being unattractive. Say it in a very serious tone and speak about teenage suicide because of bullying like that. Say it's no joke.
It would make the woman uncomfortable and she can't really reply back with another joke.

>no u

>"I'll keep that story in mind when I'm surrounded by women half your age on DiCaprio's yacht this summer"
>*audience goes wild*
>*Jonah sits back in his chair, smiling*
>Ornella struggles to come up with a rebuttal and just says "good one Jonah" while giving him "fuck me" eyes

>hey, can somebody shut this fat piece of shit up? like cut out his mic or something?
WE JUST NEED MORE TIME

>implying she would reply with that
Either way it would make her look more like a cunt than this "lighthearted" joke she made.

>I guess, if you don't tip it over
Stop talking about yachts already

nope, you're supposed to one up the insult and pull it off nonchalantly. Sounds like someone who got upset and is becoming aggressive to do damage control

>maybe you haven't noticed but those guys don't fuck with nobodies

>Brad & Leo are then left looking at each other wondering what they're doing in a hotel room with some French nobody

Since she made the mistake of dragging Brad Pitt & Leo into it, it's pretty easy to nail her on not having a chance with either of them.

What comeback could she have after that?

>You want to know my fantasy bitch? It's your face under my huge swampy ass. In fact, get under there right now. You won't be giggling with my smelly ass cheeks wrapped around your head. BRAAAAAP ha ha, sorry I couldn't keep that one in. Heh, you must have got the full blast of it with your nose pressed right up against my asshole. Footlong B.M.T with Sweet Onion sauce. Eat Fresh. Only I guess it's not so fresh anymore, ha ha. Hey you're a weather girl, right... did you predict these winds? BRAAAAAP Ooh another stinker! Surely you're used to it, living in this stinky country? BRRRRAAAP PLFFFFTHT You're a shitty interviewer, Ornella, but you make a decent chair. Guess we finally found a use for you. BRAP
someone already figured this out a week ago

>you wouldn't be invited
Four words, that's all

youre supposed to respond with a comeback of your own not point out technicalities

Saying something like "it's just a fantasy" and calling Jonah an autist

Doesn't work, doesn't translate into French. For fucks sake the interpreter translated "weather girl" into "presenter" which completely took the bite out of it. The translation aspect puts Jonas at a severe disadvantage.

>A PSA against bullying? That's rich coming from the guy who told a paparazzi to, and I quote, "suck my dick, faggot"

Looks like Michael Bolton undercover.

>suck my dick, whore
>*drops mic and leaves*

could work
>you know, i've been bullied in my younger days for being fat, for a moment I thought those days were over

can we all just agree that Jonah won and stop making these threads? his response was perfect

>Yet they fuck around with you.

That would just be admitting defeat.

The name is Jonah (Feldstein) Hill and i'm here to say
i'm a lyrical comedic genius please get out of my way
Telling jokes, making movies, sometimes my life feels like a race
But now i'm telling this french bitch to please get out of my face

Mind your business madam, i feel you're being a little rude
And your sexually frustrated fantasies are getting pretty lewd
Now miles i'm a nice guy, but i feel she went too far
So how about we ditch this joint and head off to the bar?

Now Ornella, hit me up when you've learned to be respectful
For now keep banging your boyfriend, who's an Arab homosexual
Don't be mad at me for giving you a lyrical beatdown
Just remember this face next time you put this seat down

[exit stage]

>I'm sorry miss, erm, can you tell me your name again please?

Why did he drop his last name? Is he not proud of his heritage?

If that's the only criteria then how doesn't Jonah accomplish that?

>would brad and leo be dressed up like nazis, or did that only happen in your grandmother's stories?

>You know, my great-grandfather survived the Holocaust, and he would not stand for this kind of treatment.
Now what?

im talking about how to do the meme you utter autist the point of the meme is to make jonah not win

What would have happened if he just took the joke and laughed like he thinks it's actually funny? After that, any simple reply that isn't too insulting of her could have been better than just saying something that made him sound offended and triggered.

All he had to say was: "I didn't know I was going to be on a show with an Anti-Semite.", get up and walk off grinning merchantly.

ok for now on all responses to her must be typed in French

>well he would be sad to see that you can barely stand at all

>explaining a meme
>taking a meme this seriously
>yet somehow thinking the other guy is the autist

>"Me? On a sinking boat with Leo? I didn't realize you were projecting your own fantasies today, is there something you want to get off your chest?"
boom, successful deflection and diffusion of the situation. Jonah wins.

>Yes, you're the frog and sadly with looks like yours you'll never find Prince Charming

>explaining a meme makes me autistic
not understanding the intentions of something is pretty autistic. also youre not fooling anyone i know its you.

Apparently you don't know your own name either, why do you not go by your real name, Mr. Feldstein? Are you ashamed of something?

>Like your career the Holocaust is greatly exaggerated and misrepresented

Sounds like that could definitely work in kindergarten

>Prince Charming is from Cinderella idiot

Childhood is sympathizing with Jonah
Adulthood is realizing Ornella went soft on him

>>"Me? On a sinking boat with Leo?
m8

The meme is who has the better bants,none of the responses are better yet

You would have to be insane to think it's funny when you get degraded and insulted on live TV. She told him that he was completely sexually repulsive and ugly to his face. That's not a laughing matter anymore, that's straight on verbal humiliation.

>not getting the Titanic reference
outmanuevered

>How dare you? My great grandmother survived the Holocaust and I know you wouldn't sit here and say that to her. How dare you?
Jonah wins

You missed yesterday.
"We're talking about War Dogs, not Whore Frogs," has yet to have a suitable comeback.
Closest they could get with translation shit, and that would just make her look confused while English speakers in the audience would laugh.
They'd also argue that "frog" is outdated slang, but by that logic "spearchucker" is inoffensive too apparently.

>Well Leo and that other guy are very far away, but I am here right now
*stands up, pulls dick out and starts furiously masturbating*

>not getting the problem
It's ambiguous because Wolf of Wall Street has the exact situation you're describing.

>It's amazing you found your dick that fast through all that fat.

SHUT THE FUCK UP
OKAY
EVERYONE GETO N THE FUCKNG GROUND....
ITS FRENCH BITCH EATING SEASON
chomps on her leg
MMMM NICE LEGS SWEETHART
uhhhh yeah let me finger your pussy hoeny
GOT ANY...... SALT HOMBRE
NO NO NO NOT PEPPER,,,, PEPPER IS FOR COOKING AND THIS SWEET PUSSY IS GOING IN RAW
oooohhhh yea stick my dickin your tight ass pussy ornella oh yeahhh
HEY WHO IS THAT IN AISLE 3 NO YOU DONT GET TO LEAVE GOT DAMMIT
aaaaa yeah im cumming honey ohhhhhhh man
AAAAAA ORNELLA YOU FRENCH CUNT I WILL LICK MY CUM SAUCE OFF YOUR ASS
ummmm i didnt come here to get fucked by your local weatherlady.... BUTI M DOING IT ANYWAY
>moms gonna freak
WHAT A SWEET PIECE OF ASS
YUMMY THERES STILL A CARAMEL BROWN NUGGET IN THE DEPTHS OF YOUR ESCARGOT ANUS.... GOD DAMN, DO I LOVE FRANCE!

and you missed today

damn why didnt he just do this

No, I didn't. Those comebacks are as weak as Jonah's usual comebacks.

>Nah bitch I didn't even eat that shit. Those frog legs weren't fresh nor were they Subway fresh

the whore frogs one isnt strong either, both of those comebacks are good enough

Those aren't better than Whore Frogs but keep hyperlink your posts

>Fresh like those extra 10,000 calories you got from today?

Too long to get to the punchline.
Shorter, but equally weak. Easy to counter, too. "You're not supposed to eat them at all." or "Wait you people actually eat them?"

theyre better. jonah says whore frogs when referring to one person, it doesnt make sense.

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Now the weathercucks are resorting to autism in their desperation.
We really did it guys. Jonah finally won.

>What am I, your pimp?

this one worked perfectly, you autists just had to mess up

>funny you should mention frogs. with that heart of yours, you'll croak any minute.
there. revised version. whore frog retards try to come back from this.

>They're not as good ree
like your subjective opinion on insults matter, just getting the last word by twisting what someone says to insult them is all that's needed. When you can't think of a comeback, you can't just sit there and pout and claim that your previous insult (which is ancient history by that point) is more clever or some shit, you lost.

it's a clever play on words that isn't as a reach as the responses. It's funnier and takes much less effort

Couldn't Jonah just said something like "Woah that's not very nice". Not too seriously, but not as a total joke either.
It sort of pushes things along but also makes her look like a bitch.

>Wait you people actually eat them?"
Feigning ignorance about basic French cuisine is an insult now?

>I'm glad you could bring me out here so your local weathergirl could talk to me about Children's movies

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read
try to make a comeback for it. you cant use
>i-it takes too long to get to the punchline!
because i made it shorter

still not better or as clever as Jonah's response

>you brought it up...

Jonah doesn't have the charisma to handle the situation. In fact, only one man could have gotten out of that with his pride intact.

>just getting the last word by twisting what someone says to insult them is all that's needed.
By that logic Jonah won hundreds of threads ago.
You can say the comeback doesn't work all you want, but you have to back it up with some kind of proof that hasn't been BTFO (the "lost in translation"and "nobody says frog anymore" arguments, to name recently BTFO examples).

reminder jonah's body now looks like that.

>clean your room, sweetheart
>I'm not sleeping with you, Jordan.