Why would george clooney marry a 40 year old...

Why would george clooney marry a 40 year old? Isn't there something cuckish about marrying a woman at that age especially a woman who said she had been "single" her whole life up until that point. I couldn't shake the thought of what she was doing for 40 years and how many guys she's been with up until that point

Clooney's not exactly a spring chicken either, he might not have wanted to marry some kid.

Also, don't forget he's a disgusting liberal cocksucker, and as a result he probably doesn't want kids. So it makes sense that he'd marry somebody with a spent womb.

He's a fag. You looking at his beard.

My girlfriend is a slut, and I am a manslut. Enjoy your repression whilst the rest of us are having the orgasms you're too ashamed to have.

>cuck n proud

I took it to be ultimate virtue-signalling. The guy who was never marrying again finds a (muslim? can't rmember) human rights lawyer so morally superior she's the one woman who's worth marrying.

>Isn't there something cuckish about marrying a woman
Where were you when this board finally admitted how fucking stupid it is?

she actually defended the guy who founded wikileaks so it/s kind of anti liberal

So shes /our girl/?

>be george fucking clooney
>could have literally anyone

>settle with an annoying sand skeleton
Shes his beard right

And she's a cuckqueen by that standard. She also masturbates to celebrities with me.

This is nothing new. Your grandparents and great grandparents would have warned you that women trick men. They like to "trap them" or get their "hooks" into you. There are dozens of ways they do it, but it's not uncommon for men to feel they made a mistake after marriage.
With divorce being so common now, it is less effective, but nature is nature.

you people sound gross

Uh... seems fertile there, Myrtle

We are, but then I woke up the other day moaning Emma Stone's name with her mouth around my cock.

Shit is terrible, don't seek it.

>Why would george clooney marry a 40 year old?
meme answer - he's a fag
actual answer - marrying a dumb teen slut doesn't look well when you're trying to push your politcal shit. She's a perfect woman for what he does. And that is fighting drumpf and not making good movies.

maybe he just has a thing for Arab MILFs?

>George Clooney
>has probably slept with more 20-something women than most men will ever speak to
>has probably had intense sex, shitty sex, romantic sex, terrifying sex, mind-blowing-succubus-travel-to-another-plane-sex, what-am-i-doing-with-my-life sex with all of them
>has probably gotten over sex
>has probably realised an attractive 20 something has the intellectual and emotional depth of a goldfish
>now when he wants to get married he wants something actually substantial
>meets this delicious brown 40 year old milf who's probably got a million stories of her own and doesn't need him for validation
>they can actually talk to each other like human beings

Jeez I wonder why OP

I think he did fine if he was going for the best friend type of wife instead of the young trophy wife who you would dump once she started to balloon.

>I couldn't shake the thought of what she was doing for 40 years and how many guys she's been with up until that point
Why the fuck would GEORGE CLOONEY give a shit? What kind of sexual insecurities could a man like him possibly have?

And as unbelievable as it sounds, he may have actually wanted a smart and classy wife instead of some dumb 20 year old. And I doubt she slept around as much as your average dumb 20 year old either.

Doesn't matter who you are, there is the right girl out there, regardless of how wrong she is for you, who can convince you to put up half your shit as collateral to forgo ever having sex with any other chick ever again while the girl you've agreed to bang for the rest of your life ages and loses value. Some of them will do it with kindness, some of them will do it with looks, some of them will do it because they're just "so fun" however you choose to interpret that, but I promise you even if you were George Clooney you're still human and as such can still fall victim to the male biological desire to believe in true love, that you found something special. It's not love though. Women are 100% incapable of feeling that for a random male. It's a woman's inherent ability to decipher your emotional code and manipulate you to escalate commitment.

people with things for milfs dont get spooky skeletons

wtf? Clooney is gay - the muslim lawyer is his beard plus it's prime virtue signalling.

Have you ever considered that they love each other?

Jesus, for a site that spends so much time railing at "degeneracy and hedonism" you people can't seem to understand basic human concepts like love or passion for things

Maybe he likes thin delicate MILFs? Not all MILF lovers are lusting for cow-tits and frumpy arse cheeks

>liking milfs without any of the good milf bits

you think she ever had an oceans 13 ran on her man?

l-love?

Sup Forums revels in degeneracy and hedonism, dude

More your speed

It's a beard, Clooney is the modern Rock Hudson.

everyone like prime young pussy, but past a certain age it become a bit creepy to have a 20-something gf

Pleb-tier:
>Liking MILFs for their bodily excess (eg, big breasts and ass)

Classy-tier:
>Liking MILFs for their maturity

Patrician-tier:
>Liking MILFs/GILFs for their desperation for lust and pining for their glory days (that is barely shrouded by said maturity)

>>meets this delicious brown 40 year old milf who's probably got a million stories of her own and doesn't need him for validation
>>they can actually talk to each other like human beings
>Jeez I wonder why OP
She's hardly the kind of woman you can kick back and have a beer with. She's shallow and ruthlessly ambitious. So personality can't be the reason.

>past a certain age it become a bit creepy to have a 20-something gf
Nah. It's always awesome.

hell maybe he likes being dominated in the bedroom by neurotic ambitious women then

who knows

sil?

>those quads tho

leftists don't believe in traditional institutions. so either they're hypocrites and liars or they're fucking liars.

Absolutely smashed it my lad. Be careful, a women’s love is very, very different from a mans.

what about a virgin girl? is it true love?

I thought liberals loved wikileaks.

>shallow
source?

He's got the teen slut(s) on the DL, he can't just up and trot them around and be Mr. Awesome.

Wow, just wow. Unironically kys faggot.

He wants to be part of a power couple. He will take a stab at politics in a few years. Bookmark it.

Yeah, they're starting to get crows feet and look like roasties. Best to stick with teens.

unironically

Love doesn't exist stupid cuck. It's all about gaining and losing in the real world, grow up.

>Isn't there something cuckish
>especially a woman who said she had been "single" her whole life up until that point
>how many guys she's been with

You have been on Sup Forums for too long. This is not how normal people think. Seek help NOW.

she gives me those huma abedin vibes

You know who finds it really creepy, and is most vocal about it? 30+ year old roasties that lost their looks. Must be a coincidence.

Since they are the ones who swoon after him, he can't be seen banging the teens he could easily get. So he has to have a wife young enough to still show off a little, but old enough to not alienate his roastie base.

My wife has been with 30 men before me and it doesnt bother me. Actually it makes me happy that she chose me over them

When you're a goblin, you don't have to step forward to be a hero—everyone else just has to step back

Only when it suits their agenda, I bet she already regrets defending Assange or whoever

it's totally ok when you are still in your 30s, 40s or even early 50s. But when your gf could be mistaken for your grandaughter it starts to be a bit off.

Not to the lucky guy that pulled it off!

>my wife got jizzed by 30 other dudes

Spoken like a true cuck

hijabs get me hot

He chose that thing over Stacy Kielber. Maybe he is actually a queer

can you imagine a conversation with stacy kiebler?

Stacy Keibler got rawdogged by sweaty wrestlers

this
pretty logical action coming from a guy that's seen as a righteous and exemplar

That's because you're a virgin with no female interactions and George Clooney is used to being hot women that he knows a woman's looks isn't the only criteria of being marriage worthiness

>leftists don't believe in traditional institutions. so either they're hypocrites and liars or they're fucking liars
>leftits

Wrong.

Stop using words you dont know the meaning of.

Who the fuck wouldn't

they did. they also voted for lyndon johnson because goldwater was going to start a war in vietnam.

>everyone like prime young pussy, but past a certain age it become a bit creepy to have a 20-something gf
t. libcuck/roastie

damn they have good taste in gold diggers

Filename kek

It's chad behaviour purely because it demonstrates you don't give a fuck what other people think because you're banging some hawt 20 year old pussy every night.

I also love to idolize infantalized elderly men.

Both of those women look mediocre. Are they really winning?

You also have to remember the people that don't like are envious as well.

Didn't you know? She's his handler. Just you wait until the news breaks about walking into a Synagogue and detonating his vest

lovely Jewish woman

It's a political thing. He married a muslim to show he's against the jewish establishment.

Depends if you classify trannies as full blown women.

why does sexuality make permavirgins so uncomfortable?

Older women are sexier, better at sex and are easier to converse with on a daily bases.

Yeah, George Clooney is such a betamale compared to you guys

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>easier to converse with
Definitely not. If you want easy conversation, you grab a beer with your buddies.

he has a point

This, George Clooney is a based Bern bro

Romantic love is degenerate.

I swear I've seen this thread already, with all these same replies.

>marrying a lawyer
Oh boy is he getting fucked sideways in divorce settlement

That feeling is the best thing about this place. Regardless of the starting position, every conversation develops, or regresses, downward to the same inevitable conclusion. Watching the different steps that get there is the intriguing part. It's like a game of chess.

She's rich. Why marry a poor woman and have her spend your money when you can marry a rich woman and increase your net assets? He's probably fucked enough 20 year olds in his life. It's not even a thing. Besides, cock is the patrician preference anyway.

The girls are fuckin their real boyfriends behind the grandpa's backs while waiting for them to die and inherit it all without having worked a day in their life.

Aww... so cute, she taught him how to suicide bomb

>virgin and proud

40 is the absolute latest age a woman should have kids, and he just married her so she would be his beard. She married him to get his handsome genes before her clock ran out; they already have two kids now

This giy gets it. You dont marry the 20 something hit models in LA, you fuck them then give them some cash for tuition. Clooney can probably cheat on his wife and shes cool with because he's George Clooney and she can probably do whatever she wants.

Also she has money of her own so he knows she isn't doing it for the divorce gains

I'm sure Clooney has had enough sex to last him a lifetime. She's a wealthy, good-looking, highly-educated international human rights lawyer. I could see somebody who's as much of a bleeding heart as Clooney honestly believing that she was a once-in-a-lifetime catch and wanting to put a ring on it.

Haha yes! I married the town bicycle

>implying Mel isn't always watching her like a hawk

>twins on her first pregnancy at 40
I bet she was taking shitloads of fertility drugs to offset years of taking birth control pills