How should Jonah have responded to this?

How should Jonah have responded to this?

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He should have killed himself out of shame.

He should have preempted it by taking his acting career seriously.

Why did they keep repeating themselves in slow motion?
Did they both have aneurysms ?

Why did he change his last name?

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>we didn't really bond
>you were forced onto us by the studio
>s e r i o u s a c t o r
Coming from Brad Pitt I would be fucking devastated.

"Fuck you, Brad Pitt!"

>A serious actor? Haha, whaddya mean, bro? Come on, bro, I'm a serious actor! Haha, Brad, come on, Brad, my man...I'm a serious actor! What's the deal, dude? I'm a totally serious actor! Get outta here, man, haha!

Brad Pitt btfo!

>"Why don't you go fuck Ornella then why don't you, Brad?! Fucking bitch wanted you and Leo. Well go fucking spitroast, you sack of fucking shit! I hate you! I hate that French bitch! I hate Leo! I fucking hate myself!"
>starts crying
And that's how he should have responded.

>a serious subway customer

OH OKAY
GUESS I'M NOT A SERIOUS ACTOR THEN
GUESS I'M JUST A STUPID FAT CLOWN
A STUPID FAT CLOWN WHO WOULD POOP IN HIS PANTS LIKE THIS
AND TAKE THE POOP OUT AND EAT SOME LIKE THIS
YUM YUM YUMMY POOP BRAD PITT
DO YOU WANT SOME OF MY POOP BRAD PITT
OH NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE A SERIOUS ACTOR AND I'M JUST A GOOFY SHIT EATING FAGGOT
*HUMS CIRCUS MUSIC WHILE GETTING NAKED AND CONTINUING TO EAT OWN SHIT*

holy shit highlightfag showed up quick. how does it feel to have jews living in your head RENT FREE

I'd kill myself if I were Jewish, desu.

"Living in your head"
>Complete control and domincance inside Hollywood
>Own the vaste majority of Central banks
>own Every single Mainstream News outlet.
>Also own and control the Porn industry and the vast majority of Media entertainment outlets.
>Been accused and attacked for this behaviour since literally the beginning of Judiasm and the Ashknazi race.
>Most "persecuted" group of people in history from every corner of the world for these behaviours.
>Behind the Most destructive Ideology of the modern Era.

Yea its all in our head. Wake up dude, the sooner you realize the truth the sooner you can cut the degeneracy and shit out of your life and become the man you want to be.

living in your head doesn't mean it's all in your head

>At least I'm not a serious alcoholic who can't see his kids anymore

This guy just cant get a break

I have seen retards be confused without the highlights

highlights are the only way for brainlets to understand a paragraph

i need to be transported to the universe where this happened right now

Fucking Jonah Hill gets destroyed time after time.

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>can plow all the pussy he wants
>doesn't have to deal with african orphans any more
>drinks constantly
yeah sucks to be brad

RENT FREE

yeah cause nobody had any idea he was jewish right? its a big seekret

Based Brad

I really don't get Sup Forums users calling people degenerates

>yeah cause nobody had any idea he was jewish right? its a big seekret

Jesus christ you are retarded if you think thats the point they are making.

feels good cause they're cheap on utilities.

Well you better figure it out soon, because it's about to happen again, you degenerate.

He'll NEVER live any of this down. Jonah should pack it in and go live in a bunker somewhere.

SHE CAN'T ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST LAUGH!!!

They're newfags that know next to nothing about this shithole.

megaton recoiling in progress

whoaa shit dude, you fucking GOT ME

Oh for christ's sake this will take another year.

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I do, certain parts of Sup Forums still uphold and promote good natural healthy lives dedicated to family and future. Something that is dying in the current day being replaced by "living in the moment" and "being a free spirited indivdual". Which can pretty much always be summarised with alchahol, drugs and hook up culture, with the occasional montain climb selfie.

>not playing along
insecure

he's finished

>oh yeah like Phillip Seymour Hoffman? He had to act very serious in that role, ha-ha-ha.

I'd like to Philip Seem YOUR Hoffman.

whyd he get mad over this? I'd be stoked if someone asked me abo9ut my weight after some weight loss. He should be proud if anything

I love her

I dont see them as jews I just see them as being american

So how do you explain straight edge and veganism

Is today the anniversary of this event? This is the fourth thread I've seen in the past 12 hours.

My god dude, way to play into their hand.
The greatest trick the Jew ever plays is projection onto others.
>As a white person i think we have a responsibility to let the shitskins in.
Only time the Jew plays the Jew card is when they are being attacked, so they can play the victim.

this is a prime example.
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Define straight edge

Vegans arent that bad, they just live in a fairly land in which life can go out exactly the same (or better) by never using violence on anything. Basically they are deluded do gooders, They dont make enough of an impact to bother stopping em from pushing their shit.

Whoops, never mind, I thought this was another ornella thread.

>the third or possibly fourth Jonah thread in two goddamn days
Ya'll niggaz ever heard of letting a joke rest?

'how woudl you respond' jonah posting is board culture at this point

DUDE

NO FRIGGIN WAY

JONAH HILL IS A J-JEW!!!

>People of a certain ethnic group are more predisposed to success then me Reeeeeeeeeeee!

Yeah dont talk about being a man when you have a persecution complex as big as all the other snowflakes and sheltered milineials out there

>Hollywood actor
>success

Pick one.
Id consider myself more a success as a man than Jonah Hill and every other Kike in hollywood.

> B B BUT he is famous and has money, he is better than you.
I am more useful to my society than Jonah hill is to his.

>DUDE NO FRIGGIN WAY JONAH HILL IS A J-JEW!!!

Stop deflecting, you know they arent focusing on the idea of it being a shock.

lol. Jonah was probably so excited for this promo. Getting to be on an even stage with Brad Pitt. Answering questions like they are equal. He put on his best shirt and tried to comb his hair into something presentable. just sad.

>Stop deflecting, you know they arent focusing on the idea of it being a shock.
then what are the focusing on? the fact he's Jewish? If you didn't know that just by seeing the guy you literally have a sub 80 iq.

>Id consider myself more a success as a man than Jonah Hill and every other Kike in hollywood.
kek good to hear your delusional gutter fantasies, Jonah hill has entertained millions and helped produce some entertainment for millions, he earned his money, yeah sure you could argue he had a better chance at roles due to neopitism but so what? Are you saying producers and people with money shouldn't be free to choose who and what type of people they want?

Welcome to capitalism in the free world, if you're so against it you might find a better crowd with the left or the forced diversity crowd, otherwise shut the fuck up.

Entertainment is the keystone to a good society. You think people would all be happy as fuck coming home from their long job to do NOTHING? What's wrong with having fun? Countries with longer hours have higher suicide rates.

How should he have responded here?

yea well ur moms gay

Yes that he is Jewish, its just a reminder/red pill for anyone not yet woke on Hollywood.

>Entertained millions
Is that how low we've set the bar? All you have to do to be a good man is be entertaining? Weinstien entertained millions aswell, he a good man? A productive member of society?

They can cast as many Jews as they want and for what ever reason they want, the point is that hollywood is owned and operated by Jews. And im sure Jonah has earned every dollar, but he has done it in a sleazy industry backed on propaganda and subverting the masses into braindead consumers.

>Welcome to capitalism in the free world, if you're so against it you might find a better crowd with the left or the forced diversity crowd, otherwise shut the fuck up.

What is NatSoc?
Dont kid yourself, none of us are free, just have the illusion of freedom.

This is some of the most autistic shit ever heard. People dont even know what happyness is anymore, they think its some obtanable object you get once you have this amount of money or this many followers.

Entertainment is fine, and yes its is essential in society, but it should never trump the peoples will to greatness. People would be more fulfilled with their lives if they had purpose in their society, connection to community and something greater to thrive for. Modern Entertainemtn has become a cancerous tumor as result or in compliance with materlism. Everyone just wants the shiny things they see on TV.

>Entertainment is the keystone to a good society

kill yourself

whats the name of that outro song?

A catchy tune indeed
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**your mom gay

***you're mom gay

>Yes that he is Jewish, its just a reminder/red pill for anyone not yet woke on Hollywood.
Dude seriously how underage or low IQ are you that you'd consider knowing theres lots of jews in holywood the slightest bit woke/redpilled?

>Is that how low we've set the bar? All you have to do to be a good man is be entertaining?
yep entertaining millions is a pretty low bar most people can do it as a full time job, heck im sure you do it too you productive member of society you.

>Weinstien entertained millions aswell, he a good man? A productive member of society?
>being a productive member of society makes you a good man
Productive members of society abuse, steal and hurt other people all the time, Weinstein wasn't a good person but he was productive in that he literally produced shit that millions enjoyed.

What is NatSoc?
Dont kid yourself, none of us are free, just have the illusion of freedom.
HAHAHAHAHAAHA
>National socilism
>freedom
pick one fag, you have a lot to whine about as it is you wouldnt handle a day under the oppression of National Socialism.
>inb4 "muh half a century old Nazi propaganda m-made it look like a utopia!"

Clearly ball busting. Have none of you fags had a male friend before? Strictly platonic. If you fondled your friend's sack don't respond.

Brad didn't sound like he was joking, and jonah took it seriously

>Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill have the same number of Academy Award acting nominations

easy for a teen hearthrob to get roles. Jonah had to actually to force his way onto the screen in another way than looking pretty.

Dude's fucking pretentious for having his most famous role as Fight Club's Tyler Durden. Although Pitt probably is proud of that and thinks it was a "deep" movie.

>not platonically making out and heavily petting male friends
what are you, a homophobe?

To be honest Bradd Pitt is not a serious actor either. Dude has an oscar for producer job, haha.

Brad Pitt lucked out when River Phoenix died. River had the looks and the talent. With him out of the picture, Brad could build a career on just the looks.

I'm sick of this shit. I just need a little more time to come up with a winning rebuttal. Like a day or two and Brad Pitt will be sorry he was ever born. No one says mean things to /ourguy/ and gets away with it

>How should Jonah have responded to this?
Okay one more question, if your Asian step-son fucks your wife, is that called a reverse Woody Allen or just getting cucked?

>Expecting people to be aware of the JQ without anyone ever bringing it up.
How do you expect people to learn the truth if we dont constantly feed them redpills? How do you know how woke people are when first visiting this place? Were you woke on the JQ before coming here?

>Hur dur society is fucking fine so long our entertainment industry is thriving.
>What is bread and circuses?

You fucking mong try actually reading what the message not just the words. Entertainment shouldnt trump peoples lives, absoluetly it needs to be an aspect to keep people happy, but we arent exactly living in system which everyone should be happy. People should be pissed off with corruption, surveylance and deception more than they are adamant to turn their brain off for spiderman.

>Abusing, stealing ad hurting people to rake in millions.
>but hey theat spidy film was pretty neat.
The absolute state of the modern spineless man. Go back to your xbox faggot.

Im not saying NatSoc is an all inclusive freedom ride dipshit, im saying the system we live in now is nothing but the illusion of freedom, and that Capitalism in the free world is a mistake, which would be second to a greater Natsoc Society in which Pedo Kikes dont get to monopolise and exploit people/industry to rake in the cash all at the expense of the peoples claim to something more important than materialism.

>Stronger more successful society 70 years ago than we have now
>must be that crazy radical Nazi propaganda.

You are falling for modern Kike propaganda if you think our lives have more meaning now than they did 70 years ago.

wow brad pitt is anti semantic?

why are you people so obsessed with this?

>How do you expect people to learn the truth if we dont constantly feed them redpills? How do you know how woke people are when first visiting this place? Were you woke on the JQ before coming here?
oh jez, looks like we got ourselves a moralfag and yes I was aware that there was a large number of Jew's in Hollywood like most people vaguely interested in Hollywood or the entertainment, probably something to do with having a pair of eyes and a functioning brain

>Hur dur society is fucking fine so long our entertainment industry is thriving.
nice job trying to shove words down my mouth, because I literally said nothing to that effect.

>People should be pissed off with corruption, surveylance and deception more than they are adamant to turn their brain off for spiderman.
So the entertainment industry should cease because the world isn't right? No shit the world has problems people still need entertainment, and if you're so against that concept then fuck off too another board that isn't literally made for the discussion of said entertainment.

>Im not saying NatSoc is an all inclusive freedom ride dipshit, im saying the system we live in now is nothing but the illusion of freedom, and that Capitalism in the free world is a mistake, which would be second to a greater Natsoc Society in which Pedo Kikes dont get to monopolise and exploit people/industry to rake in the cash all at the expense of the peoples claim to something more important than materialism.
Yeah good points dude, that freedom restricting (alot more so then current America) system they tried in Germany half a century ago that was run by exploitive and abusive drug addict's, pedophiles, closet gays and occult weirdo's suddenly sounds like a more appealing alternative.

cont.

>certain parts of Sup Forums still uphold and promote good natural healthy lives dedicated to family and future.
You literally just arrived yesterday from Reddit. Go back

Shut up faggot

>when you are so spineless that you consider those with a morality to be the lesser man.

Not nearly enough people are aware of the JQ and its significance.

You imply that Entertainment alone is a pillar of society that should be marvelled, furthermore that so long as its finacally successful and its something you can do for a living than it is a productive part of our society, even if its being used against the masses. You can get a full time job dealing out medication to people and getting a good paycheck from it, that doesnt mean the people should be realying entriely on that medication.

The "entertainment" industry is in on the corruption and deception, its being used as a propaganda tool for marxism. Ive said it twice now, entertainment shouldnt trump your drive to make your country better, it should only serve as a minor role in your life, and it "entertainment" can come in far more creative positive forms than it is now, even film is a cesspit of sex, drugs and pretty lights. The industry absolutely need to take a beating so its not so prevelent in peoples lives to the point that the can escape reality at any second of the day, because they will. They begin to live in a bubble of fairy tales sold to them by Hollywood.
I mean look at the current political climate, the celebs and Left wing mongs cant even seperate movies from reality and constantly bark about trump being voldemort or some other fatasy fucking characters.

and you really believe that shit? From the same people who told us that Hitler was a morphine addicted micro penis single testicle maniac with a wetdream of conquering the whole world, killing all non whites and turning the jews into bars of soap and lampshades? Fucking really. Look into any number of their typical Nabis are so ebil stories and you'll see common sense breaks their narrative, hence why anyone questioning it is a holcost denier standing on the graves of 6 gazillion dead jews.

History is written by the Victor.

Tears

Damn dude well said

They're roleplaying

well that's just sad

he shoulda just walked right the fuck out of the interview

ur mom gay

>Stronger more successful society 70 years ago than we have now
>must be that crazy radical Nazi propaganda.
Yeah I they were pretty successful with that war they tried waging against the world. Nazi Germany was expansionist, aggressive, repressive and doomed to failure, a 5 year glory period means nothing there eventual downfall was the direct and inevitable result of the Nazi's parties ideological shortcomings not the result of bad luck or some conspiracy.

>You are falling for modern Kike propaganda if you think our lives have more meaning now than they did 70 years ago.
They have no more or less meaning, but if you need a big strong "we wuz aryanz n shiet" goverment to spoon feed you self worth for you're the definition of a spineless man

>I fap to traps and BBC and anyone who doesnt is from reddit

.. damn

that's cold

and this hinders you to be a better person?

what is the point you're trying to make?

fpbp

It keeps getting worse and worse

>ou imply that Entertainment alone is a pillar of society that should be marvelled
um no Ifucking dont nor did I say that, stop putting words on me your brainlet.

> furthermore that so long as its finacally successful and its something you can do for a living than it is a productive part of our society, even if its being used against the masses. You can get a full time job dealing out medication to people and getting a good paycheck from it, that doesnt mean the people should be realying entriely on that medication.
What a retarded comparison, giving medication to someone you say they NEED to be healthy or be normal, even when they don't is straight exploitation.

Media advertisises itself and unlike in your Natsoc wetdream it isn't forced upon you. You choose what you want to watch, or what your kids watch and you decide what you don't want to watch. Just because people support and watch movies and TV that go against your views doesn't make them brain washed, its literally because they think those views are legitimate or good, sorry that freedom of choose is too overwhelming for your room temp IQ brain to comprehend.

>The "entertainment" industry is in on the corruption and deception, its being used as a propaganda tool for marxism.
Rich business men profiting from selling media to the masses and jumping taxes sure sounds marxist to me kid.

jews know that if their name sounds too kikey then they aren't marketable

>Jonah had to actually to force his way-

He's jewish.

Christfags have been laughed off all relevant corners of the Internet that their only refuge is a pony/Pokemon porn sharing board.

And you've been thrown into ovens head first.. what's your point?

wrong poster

Lemme debunk this
They didnt start the war England did, they were resiezing land taken from them under the treaty of versaille. England tried to bully them because they were afraid that Germany would be a contending power inside Europe. Hitler admired the English and tried quite hard not to go to war, Churchill and his kike friends forced it.

Every strong power since the begining of time has been expansionist, thats a weak mans arguement. They failed because the Kikes made agreements to drag the three biggest powers in the world down on top of them, and as a result the British empire died, the soviet Union was severly crippled and the US only got out fine cause they came in late. The ideology of the Nazis is what pulled them out of Depression and dust and turned them into an absolute powerhouse in almost every field. Science, technology, art, living standards the list goes on.

>Government and people sharing an ideology that prides Race and tradition makes you spineless.

I think its the fact that most of us havent yet lived in a time when Government and the people have actually been strongly connected with each other that we find that idea to be tyranical. That if the people are fully supported and return the favour of their governemnt that we are "spineless men", pehaps the German government of the time was just the Extended spirit and voice of the people reawoken with complete unity.

And our lives absolutely have less meaning now, we are nothing but meat bags to abuse for cash. Nazis had a higher demand of their people, that they sacrafice their heart and soul for the people and well being of the country. Now we are just expected to nod and agree with what ever side is loudest and stands on the highest pedestal whilst we throw our cash at them.

>Ive said it twice now, entertainment shouldnt trump your drive to make your country better, it should only serve as a minor role in your life, and it "entertainment" can come in far more creative positive forms than it is now, even film is a cesspit of sex, drugs and pretty lights. The industry absolutely need to take a beating so its not so prevelent in peoples lives to the point that the can escape reality at any second of the day, because they will.
People have always escaped into fantasy since year dot, its not a modern or unique phenomenon, religion being a prime example. Lots of entertainment is dumb and pointless but its also advanced leaps, theres many movies that aren't afraid to ask philosophical questions, or cover touchy subjects now, sex and drugs obviously upset man children such as yourself but many adults can cope with seeing portrayals of reality on a TV screen, and the idea of some big dumb Natsoc government deciding what is and isn't ok to watch sounds like a fucking nightmare hence why your movement is refined to mediocrity and being a laughing stock just as much as le modern day communist's.

>and you really believe that shit? From the same people who told us that Hitler was a morphine addicted micro penis single testicle maniac with a wetdream of conquering the whole world, killing all non whites and turning the jews into bars of soap and lampshades? Fucking really. Look into any number of their typical Nabis are so ebil stories and you'll see common sense breaks their narrative, hence why anyone questioning it is a holcost denier standing on the graves of 6 gazillion dead jews.
Unlike you im not a brainlet that needs one mega narrative I can pick and choose and read between the lines of whats true and bullshit from both sides of the spectrum. I don't need to believe jews were turned to soap too know Hitler was a fucking delusional drug addict, History does a good enough job of showing that

not me because i dont buy this shit but yes others.
People who would rather live in a bubble of "entertainment" than actually find true pupose in their lives or to even live in reality.

Believe me ive met far to many people who admit that they turn a blind eye to the worlds problems in favour of real house wives because the real world is painful and dark.

See nothing will ever improve if you pretend it doesnt exist, only by facing that pain and carrying the burden will anything ever improve.

These little alt-right faggots prancing around sneakily muttering under their breath about the jay queue are so fucking gay, man. The obsession with Jews in Hollywood or Jews in the media is just as crazy and stupid as SJWs' obsession with whites and/or men in positions of institutional power.

If the world were rid completely of Jews you'd just find somebody else to start blaming. If it were rid of them you'd find the next group, and so on. You're fucking corny, man.