Snl thread

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Drumpf

That's not how you do it. Also claimed

>95428456
i can't be damned to look up how. abandon if ye muste

superior thread

well, if Capsbro doesn't post an official one, this will have to do

Lads

no.

none of this double thread shit.

this one has more posts, so it should be the one we all use

I'll claim her for my white slave plantation

nice

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

it can be the new thread for when this one reaches the limit if the fag jannys don't prune it first

holy shit

Anyone else just don't want to see this obligatory Trump joke? Its just bound to be mean because Alec Baldwin wants to fuck with Trump and Trump has gotten so crazy lately I can't even dream about what they are going to do this time. Just need to breathe in and withstand the cringe I guess, Charles Barkley should be worth it.

I don't mind that they make fun of the president since they've been doing that since 1976

I hate that they're so lazy with it, Trump is heartless and deceptively smart but they make him look like Ralph Kramden

Well, they had a month off. Lets see if it helped.

here we go

LESSGO

has it ever helped before?

Cecily lookin' skinny!

No, not usually. But ya never know.

>The guy from "Match Game"

Now this is epically funny :D

>drumpf triggered early

What's the thread drinking on? Here's my poison

Haha drumpf

Much as I hate to agree with Trump about anything: Darrell Hammond was funnier.

CHI

the usual

water you degenerate

heineken

I don't understand why they didn't call him for this season. He gladly would've done it and Alec has way more shit going on. I guess Alec really is as much as an attention whoring bitch Matt & Trey proved he is

Stiegl radler

This is such a god awful impression

>call him

he's literally the announcer

He's still the announcer tho.

"I said I was going to run this country like a business. That business is a Waffle House at 2 a.m."

weed

do you drink so little water that it's a big deal you're drinking it now? I have a 4 oz water bottle I always keep filled everytime I leave the house.

>not doing both
pussy

Because NBC sucks his shriveled dick.

Which I always find funny, especially in this SJW environment, since he's like the quintessential degenerate rich white Hollywood A-lister, (not to mention after he blew up at his daughter.)

Mooney is money

who here wacks off to kate mckinnons jeff sessions character? I know it's a little weird but smol girls dressing up like old politicians makes my dick diamonds.

>call him
>cast him
go fuck yourself

I know its 2018 and we don't respect our presidents anymore but SNL could have given that one last request.

I have never been to a poorly managed Waffle House tbqh they have all been decent.

Is that rap group really called niggers?

>Migos

I swear I kept hearing "niggas". For real.

So what, they got Barkley because watching a giant of questionable intelligence try to talk is funny?

lol what? he asked i answered

No but sometimes my gf and I roleplay as Bill and Hillary during sex

Barkley could announce a run for office right now.

>Republicans have a long memory
>Democrats are jackasses who like to heehaw and kick everyones ass whenever possible

I guess these stereotypes were true.

4oz? damn

Yee

based chuck

MUH FOX NEWS

MUH FOX NEWS

MUH FOX NEWS

MUH FOX NEWS

WE

Boy, this show is gonna be a mess

is there anyone more monotone than charles barkley?

>giant

fuck you think?

Based!

>lebron host snl again pls
jesus how shameless

>lechoke

What's an athalete?

shaq

Well, not as tall as Shaq I guess, but still pretty big.

Barkley is great, but this current crop of god awful writers fucked up WILL FERRELL as host, so I have a lot of doubt.

As always, the humor of this episode will be inversely proportional to the frequency of sketches Mooney is in.

Would've made history if it was for mayor

>that annoying commercial for the oprah movie

MONEY

mooney is money

Barkley is actually smart enough to know to not act like a nigger

>The Grabbies
Oh no

>Homestar Runner, really great
>Homestar Runner, athalate

I finally saw this movie on FX and it seemed really overhyped but don't @ me. Just basically 1/4th of the lines were 'motherfucker' and it looked like it had a 200K budget but was supposedly a "shame" it didn't win best picture Oscar...all righty.

my thought exactly

I predict a Lavar Ball skit tonight or at least a WU appearance

>The Grabbies

HOW ORIGINAL. Off to a great start durr.

$$$$$

You should get back to work, Kyle and person-Kyle-has-paid-to-shill for him

skit already confirmed trash

>the grabbies
oh we're back baby

Yolanda thicc

pregnancy'll do that m8

blicky got the stiffy uh

well at least you saw the new atlanta

Where's the satire?

>fictional actors
cowards

Lorne really could've let some secrets fly

whats wrong with her face?

DAMMNNN HE GOT A WHITE PROSTITUTE!!!!

LOL UPVOTE!!!!

>I'd like to thank GUNs for shifting the national conversation

that was funny actually

they didn't want to alienate any future hosts

"I showed an intern my penis and asked “any ideas?”

That’s very close to cosby’s Old school move.....he’d whip out his cock and ask “what are we gonna do about this?”

>Happy to be here! Is this a trap?

Ha.

the new black dude is so cartoonish looking

>flat butterface amazon

is tim /ourguy/?

>tim's up
>i'm with herpes
crine

Who the fuck is that? Who let the intern on stage?

>On ABC

That a jab at them for something?