Blame Russians

In this thread we blame russians for our everyday problems.

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The Russians hacked my condoms, now she's saying it's my baby.

People said he was from Kenya, but I know better. Complete Russian.

>tfw THANKS RUSSIA becomes the THANKS OBAMA of the current year

Fucking Putin and his weather manipulation made it rain yesterday when I wanted to do some gardening.

This has major meme potential folks.

Add "RUSSIANS DID IT" to pictures of disasters/mess-ups/mistakes

These fucking subhuman slavs made me get a B- on my Spanish final

My wife's daughter just got pregant. Those God Damn Fucking Russians.

Yeah was just about to post this

could be the new THANKS OBAMA

we need Thanks, Russia gifs like those funny Thanks, Obama gifs

Obamacare premiums going up in 2017

Thanks Russia

Fucking russian hackers hacked Seth Rich to death... wait...

Thanks Russians for making weed give me panic attacks. Now I have to drink booze all the time instead.

fucking ruskies are part of a grand conspiracy to get everyone to drink more so vodka sales go up

They want you to drink Russian vodka to prop up the economy

I have to go to work in 2 hours and im going to be late because I have to stop and get gas. Thanks Russia.

Fucking ruskies made me finger some chick who was passed out near a dumpster

Fucking Russians made me send those emails.

Cхит.

Darn Russkies.

I got a Russian driving instructor once. He failed me because I couldn't parallel park. Now I'm gay. Thanks, Putin.

Underrated

Playing Civ 5, Russia builds 12 cities. I build 4, they denounce me and send 2 million plus troops.

Fuck you dickhead cock suckers.

My sides. We have the same song and dance in Russia, only we blame Obama, which too evolved into ironic shitposting.

ITT: the Russians are the new Jews.

Fucking Russians, I bet the dirty Ruskies did this.

A fucking Ruskie burnt my Tendies, and didn't even care.

Russia cyka blyaaaaat

RUSSIANS AGAIN!

>go to early vote
>forget my glasses at home
>whatever, not a big deal
>wait in line to vote for Yass queen!
>accidentally vote for Trump

Fucking Russia

My salad dressing sucked..
Fucking Russians

...

>put on tracksuit
>go out for a jog
>squat down to catch my breath
>some russian guy puts his hands on my shoulder and says "soon brother. soon"

>be Secretary of State
>install private server despite knowing better
>during my future presidential campaign the FBI announces an investigation into my misdeeds

God damn Putin

It's first word will be

>comrade

Fucking Russians making me pay taxes god damn fuck you Ivan it's your fucking fault my country is filled with niggers

>still hungover from heavy drinking last night

God damn Russians

>tfw 200 word essay due next week
Fucking Putin.

I stubbed my toe on a copy of the Brothers Karamazov

fucking russians

Burned my tongue while drinking my coffee this morning.

Why would Russia do this to me?

>2%

The fuck, britbongs? That's literally O'Douls

Plot twist when it's born it's already wearing an adidas track suit and squatting with a bottle of vodka. Firsts words Cyka Blyat.

My computer has shit graphics.
Thanks Russia.

Quads confirm, Russians are filthy kikes and behind everything.

Spent ages fucking round writing a shitty pointless compiler today.

Thanks Russia...

>What type of people are always in a hurry?
>Rushing people... RUSSIANS! I'VE GOT IT! SOMEBODY RUSSIAN IS GOING TO SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL AND BREAK THEIR NECK!
>Precisely, Robin!

...eeeh stop bullying
fucking amerikanski

Came here to make this meme.

My wife ate the last twix

Thanks, russia.

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why did you buy that of all english produce? its literally piss-water,

Didn't get the washing off the line before it rained.

Thanks Russia

I'm sorry.

>alc 2%
Fag.

Holy shit, me too

>2%
what the fuck

...

I bet it was the russian hackers that caused They're obviously trying to subvert our election!

>2% alcohol

Jesus Christ. If you're gonna drink piss, at least drink something that fucks you up.

I am with her

post handsome Russian face

Fn Russians raided my Rust base!

>boot up game
>nobody is playing the officer class and nobody has a radio equipped
>team loses due to lack of communication and leadership

IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

>cucked by putin
>again
shit

In Russia, shitty pointless compiler writes you

nice

Yesterday i couldn't find my sock. I'm sure it's Putin.

And now serious. Let's make this trending on twitter.

NOOO! RUSSIA PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON ME!

#BlameRussia

GOD DAMN IT IT'S FUCKING 7PM ALREADY AND I HAVEN'T SHOWERED YET TODAY

THANKS RUSSIA

thanks Obama

Praised be with your dubs.

No, more irony

Like this:

An i was thinking, who "name everyday problem". Thank you @HillaryClinton for opening my eyes. #Russiansdidit

That will make Hillary trend though, we don't want that even if it's ironic

And paint her as a paranoid lunatic, or i'm giving normies too much credit again?

I keep hearing a taping noise at night and I wake up to see a shadowy figure standing in the corner. #BlameRussia

>play game of dota 2 on SEA server
>see я нe-гoвopoю пo-aнглиcкий
>mfw

>or i'm giving normies too much credit again?
Definitely. They will spin the trending tag as "proof of Hillary's popularity"

That wouldn't be too wise, besides that's against the rules I thibk

FUCKING RELAX BORISLAV

THIS IS A STAGE 5 SLAVCHIMPOUT

>be 18
>get drafted for army
>ffs russia

Mexico? Pedophilia. Threats and intimidation of nuclear war. Rigging foreign elections with pedo spies. Greater israel

kek

Putin killed me in RO2, and he even teabagged my corpse.

Russia, you need to do something about this unacceptable behavior.

Ask guy in charge of your directions to send you to VDV. Worked for me.

Hmm. In Russia one of the best ways to destroy someone's credibility is to make him a laughting stock. People won't trust a fool.

Я yжe oтcлyжил в MЧC, лoл.
A в BДB cлyжить хepoвo, тaм диды вaюют и бyтылки oб кoкapдy бepeтa бьют, нy нaхyй кopoчe.

Same here, but twitter has trending topics

I'm a Russian.

Fucking Russians did this to me.

Is the VDV deserving of its reputation these days?

kek

no lie thought that was a large paper wrapping of surplus nugget food someone had dropped

also funny how james carville just lost his shit and is blaming hte KGB for fucking hillary over.

>Being a useful idiot for corrupt Russian oligarchs who btw are threatening your country

Trump traitors will be dealt with soon

>2%

I know what I'm trolling the krauts with now

>bump

damn Russians

kek, nice meme. Need to add an arrow to the History channel logo.

I watched all the good anime and now there's no good anime for me to look forward to watching...

Fucking Russians.

I hope this meme becomes trendy

Kek

>Trump says the election is being rigged
HAHA LOL DRUMPF ALREADY MAKING EXCUSES FOR LOSING
>Hillary says the election is being rigged
the FBI should be disbanded as an institution and Putin must be assassinated

>People blame Obama for everything
LOL THANKS OBAMA xD
>Hillary blames Russia for everything
Russia is an enemy of freedom

>start a #BlameRussia thread
>gets invaded by ruskies
>putin hacked muh Sup Forums

Nah mate, vdv is babby tier. I didn't get into VDV, I got into MI. As for hazing, it's nearly nonexistent nowadays.
They always been flying cannon fodder. Aside their parachute training they are hardly any different from your average infantry.

I've done nothing but shitpost all day and still have a shitton of things to do

Fucking russians I swear to God