How do I go straight to movies instead of going to the movie school?

How do I go straight to movies instead of going to the movie school?

know someone important

go to the kinoplex

suck off someone important in the movie industry

Have connections.

Get money. That's the only real obstacle. All you have to do is convince someone your movie is worth investing in. Find a rich widow and seduce her.

make a indie hit

Go to the Black Lodge first.

You can make a movie on your iPhone these days. Just write a good script and hire some good actors. Maybe hire real world people that act natural in front of the camera.

film school only teaches you how to make capeshit

unironically, Youtube.

and

How the fuck will I hire actors?

This. Also, going to a school of any field of art is a massive waste of time, the only use of it is networking in the field. Your career will be just to suck the money of other fools like yourself in the future by teaching then the same crap your teacher did when he was sucking your money off. That's literally what the whole arts academics is about.

Being serious, what you need is:

>1) Be able to convince someone with resources to invest in your project, and call good actors and staff to waste their times in your project. This requires more charisma than anything else, and obviously, some indie projects of quality that actually proves you know what you're doing
>2) Actually do something worth watching and atractive, so in the next project people with resources will invest more, and more competent people will get interested on working under you

I see your problem. And I should warn you that making a film will be impossible if you are afraid to interact with other human beings on a regular basis.

what if I put a nude scene in my script and then go to film it but I'm a virgin so I cream my jeans when I see a naked woman for the first time in my life?

Craigslist or just walk up to people and ask.

hi, get in my kino

London?

I'm only memen'

Say you need to go to the bathroom to take a shit, jack off furiously in the cabinet, and go back to work.

but I'm nofap

Make short films for competitions and shit

Get your arty friends to help for some beers or something . You have to build a portfolio and then build up from there.

I'd rather kill myself than do that, even though I think it'd be interesting.

name one GOOD director who went to film school

>get into feet
>met somebody of semitic heritage
>molest actress
>????
Profit.

Just show up and say shit like "movie school" and eventually Jew bucks will fall into your pocket and you will be raping starlets and selling your soul to Beelzebub in no time.

i didn't go to film school, i went to kinos

Holding the entire cast and crew hostage from taking a union break while you freeze the scene and set in place while you jack off right into the mouth of the actress of your choice is a basic right of a director. You would know this if you had went to movie school.

What if I just want to edit movies, not make my own?

Just edit movies, dude.

Then you go edit

Having money to fund your projects, for one.

Except smartphone video quality (and various other recording devices) can really hinder your film.

Ease up on the autism a bit and build social skills. A lot of the best directors are somewhat autistic in my view but they're still good at interacting with others which is key.

Prepare for a life of misery as fuckhead directors with final cut rights butcher shop your work and override every instinct of taste and art you know to be true and churn out abominations that make angels in heaven commit suicide all with your name on it.

What if I edit for smaller studios who don't do that?

this

Scorsese, but film school was somewhat worthwhile in the 60s cause it was a dirt cheap way to get access to cameras which weren't very accessible back then.

>Craigslist
You'll probably get blacklisted, as some random unknown with no films under his belt looking to hire people will set off so many red flags.

>or just walk up to people and ask.
That's harassment and general misconduct.

has any dickhead ever succeeded that way

The only way into the industry, at least Hollywood, is Nepotism, being extremely wealthy, or sucking dicks. Don't ever think that Hollywood has anything to do with merit, it's a den of incest and creative bankruptcy.

Watch a lots of films & have geeky argument over anything you like from what you watch.

you can fuck up the video some, but you can't fuck up the audio. seriously. spend a little bit on audio gear (fuck, it's not even much considering everything else), and youtube some fuckin' techniques. do your post-production audio and diaglog and shit right. i'm sure there's a name for it, but i don't do that shit, i just know that's what you do. also be sure to record some room or area audio for each location with nothing else going on so you can mix it in when needed. also, know how to write an interesting script. that seems less import today, since every just goes for the adobe digital effects, but practice your script writing. edit and all that.

CL is more than casual encounters user

So marry an ugly Jew girl who has film connections and get her daddy or uncle to get you plugged into the Jew wealth stream. Your first project is about a white skin, blonde haired high school girl with a medical condition that makes her addicted to the taste of huge African cock. If she doesn't get enough black semen in her system she dies. Her whole life is sucking off black dudes day and night. You wont have any trouble getting funding.

Jews don't intermarry with goyim unless said goy is useful. Sure as fuck not the ones from rich, powerful families.

How is a goy useful to a new then? Being an attractive looking wasp front for their social engineering propaganda film output... I think you are not seeing the big picture.

but meritocracy has nothing to with his how well you suck dicks. it just means that your dick sucking is preferable to someone else's dick sucking. that's hollywood. it's subjective, which includes many other factors, some which you listed.

become some jew's lil bitch

jewish women don't marry gentiles
gentile women marrying jews is so much more common though, look it up, a lot of hollywood white women are married to jews but you'll have a really hard time finding a christian/wasp actor married to a semitic female
even liberal jews are extremely sexist and patriarchal

It really is this. I knew a guy who worked up from a grip to some other bullshit title in a matter of a year. Essentially he was running errands for a director buying booze and drugs and feeding cats, just dumb shit while also sucking this directors wiener. I think he was assistant director in title by the time he had his nervous break down and quit the industry. It really is a drug hazed sex cult where everyone is living in a shared dellusion. The sex however us used for power games and blackmail. Very prison like. Funny how we try to paint these people as respectable artsy types, when really anything is possible in movie magic land with the luxury of editing and standins and infinite takes to get a scene right. Its anthesis of art. Hollywood is just a business who has a manolopy on a technology. Same shit as military industrial complex or any other billion dollar enterprise. Too much at stake to not be mafia. Its always been the mob and they use blackmail.

I edit for some moderately popular YouTube faggots. They are the absolute WORST. They will micromanage every single detail of the edit in the worst way until you're basically just doing what they would do if they were editing it. Every single artistic instinct you have will betrayed. Hope you like wasting lots of time rendering video over and over.

If you're lucky you will find someone who trusts your skill and let's you work with the video the way you see fit.

git gud

That is the point yes

>wants to shoehorn your vision in other person's content

Come on, user. If you really want to show your "artistic instinct", than make you own god damn thing.

What you want to do, is painting a wall with green and drawings when the person just asked you to paint it blue. Your work is necessary? Of course, but you don't get a say on other person's content. If you are editing for other people you are a wall painter, and not a canvas painter. Take your head out of your ass.

i really like this post, i want to print it out

lol he looks like that dude in the painting in ghostbusters 2.

Best part was this was the lowest level of the indusrty. Hallmark made for TV movies shot in Vancouver Canada. Its mafia shit right down to catering. One of the last old time UNION mob cliche you see ironically in movies. Lots of movies are just money laundering schemes.

There are ways around this. For instance, found footage, proper editing, artistic decision etc.
however, smartphone quality is getting pretty good these days, better than 99% of local network news and commercial quality

That's so dumb. I'm not ignoring what the person wants, I'm shaping their vision in the way I feel would produce the best content. You know, the actual talent part of editing.

If I recall, Steven Soderbergh's newest movie was shot on an iPhone, and it actually looks great for what it is.

>better than 99% of local network news and commercial quality

Are you fucking retarded m8?

You get some powerful women in Hollywood to give you a chance after you suck on their toes.