I hurt myself today

I hurt myself today

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To see if I still feel

Btw, this no longer works, I checked.

What no longer works?

Have we heard his replacement yet? Is he any good?

Fucking a toaster in the bathtub.

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Make your own decisions. I can't say I like him as is, but it's still a Kermit voice.

it's those cheap Chinese toasters.

Stop fucking buying from Walmart.

ALSO - fucking MAN UP and GO GRAB YOUR STEAK KNIVES.

Having sex with a toaster.

Not bad.

Oh are you ok?

It only works with pure water. Tap water out of your tub is by no means pure.

Trust me folks, I'm an expert.

>today

I hurt myself an hour ago.

Fell through a ceiling. It was awesome.

I want someone to vocaroo Kermit singing Hurt

I focus, on the pain.

The only thing, that's real...

Did wacky cartoon shenanigans occur like you landing on the dining room table while your family was eating or on the couch while they were watching tv?

Gee wizz cutting myself with a knife right in that vein sure was a stupid idea ain't that right scoobs? :^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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Nope, landed on the washing machine. I got this sweet goose egg below my knee and a hematoma on my bicep.

>Disney can pull stuff like this for single events, but we'll likely never see an actual tour from the Electric Mayhem
Just another one to toss into the "lost potential" pile for Disney Muppets.