>travels back to 2014
haha these guys are fucking great. can't wait to see what they do next, i'm sure it'll be great.
>travels back to 2014
haha these guys are fucking great. can't wait to see what they do next, i'm sure it'll be great.
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>Travels forward to 2020
>Burr is divorced, has to pay alimony and can't see his kid ever again. Enters a new golden age of comedy based on the hatred of humanity and what society allows roasties to get away with
>Louis CK has a successful comeback and enters a new golden age of comedy based on shameless honesty regarding sexuality, hollywood perverts, false rape allegations and #metoo
For the phoenix to be reborn it must first die.
Burr is still doing his podcast and standup.
I don't think he's JUST'ed yet. It's a shame about Louis C_K though, but his comeback has potential to be epic if he opens like this:
>curtains draw
>Louie is whacking off while staring directly at the audience and camera
>2020
>Bill Burr lost his money in divorce
>Can't see his kid because it bends light around it's event horizon
sad sad story
they're still the best comics on the world
they need to do comedy to be comedians
Bill Burr still does comedy, he's on a tour right now.
underrated
I heard the kid was so black they had to feed it Colt 45 formula
Bill Burr will be kino once again when once his divorce is settled and he gets screwed over
Joke is on you, they are just hammering checks and. Cruising towards an alcoholic death. Hbo or showtime lost a ton of money on the newest louis special they cant air, bill is just collecting me undies money and telling the same jokes from 2014.
yeah but im just deflated about the drop off of quality from both of them
at the time they were kings, the golden era of stand up comedy
if you go back and look at who (((they))) say were the best stand ups, pryor and hicks and shit, they fucking suck
And admits he killed his dog for his bitch
Louis deserves it for being a cuck
Burr is total JUST right now
FUCKING GENIUS
I heard the kid was so black that Bill stands next to it so they can calibrate their TV set
2018 is the golden era of JUST
I think this year might be the only memorable year of the 2010's
I heard the kid was so black it's being optioned for the Blade reboot
What happened to Bill?
What's wrong with Bill? I haven't listened to his podcast in a while and I know his last special sucked but he still kills it on talk shows
i saw louis in 2012. he was pretty funny, but there was this old guy sitting next to me that kept shaking his arm the whole time like spastic retard. i gave him the arm rest, but if my shirt ever touched him, he would start jerking around like a faggot. kind of ruined it for me. don't really care about louis' shit. would be cool to see him come back, but hypercritical of the sjw movement.
Hicks maybe sucks Pryor no. Then again both of them had material which was edgy for the time and it's fucking impossible to look at it now and get the same feeling. That's why someone like Patrice Oneal is so posthumously respected and people are listening to his fuckin 15 year old O&A appearances because his material is more relevant now than ever with the push of SJW feminism shit.
But even he would be in the same boat as Burr & Louis CK if he hadn't died first. If he'd lived through the ferguson "hands up don't shoot" BLM shit it would've destroyed him because his persecution complex would've forced him to take a side.
Hey idiots
Every mega successful comedian spent a decade or more as an under and non-appreciated gem in comedy club basements, then headliners, then maybe a budget tv show or a half hour comedy hour.
Then they blow the fuck up and get big. They can and will fill out basketball stadiums. A 3500 seat theater is a quick sell out so they go bigger.
Then people get really, really into their stuff including the stuff it took decades to hone. When they don't serve up the 10/10 funny in their next special, the backlash begins.
Once the backlash begins they either take their money and run (like Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia) or weather the storm and continue being a working comedian with a solid but less than peak crowd numbers (Larry the Cable Guy, Jim Gaffigan).
Also it is worth noting that the Sup Forums contrarian brigade is currently on Louis CK side because all women who wont fuck them are lying whores and against Billy Red Face because he's been shitting on the alt-right recently for good and easy laughs.
Well back in the day you'd have a new video of burr every other month of some awesome shit he's doing. Now, as you say, "What happened to Bill?"
If he was making great shit I'm sure people would be posting it and sharing it.
Sup Forumstards are trying to convince themselves that he's shit now because he married a black woman.
jej
I heard the kid was so black it already has a twitter following in Sweden
Like what? I watched a vid of him shitting on Nia recently.
His podcast always was hit and miss, especially when he talks too much about drumming or NFL.
Except they've been together for years now? I honestly don't get it.
He made his own bed. He'd been pulling the white devil shit all his career because he was some sort of ginger wetback so bitching about whites gave him the all clear to say shit about niggers. Last few years, at least in the material I'd heard, he'd started letting his paternal instincts Imogen being father to girls turn him into a fucking cuck. So congrats to him on laying in a nest of vipers.
Hicks is unusual but somehow pulls it off and is not confined to a niche audience. He's not the funniest tho.
I heard the kid was so black Louis CK tried to buy it
We did it reddit!
Bill isn't very funny anymore because you can always tell he's walking on eggshells. Sometimes he's get back to his classic rhythm and quit worrying about everything, but then he'll quickly remember he might be offending someone and gets nervous again.
I heard the kid was black it Blacked.com this saltine cracker who's calling us reddit (go back).
The fact that he married Nia and had a child seems to coincide with him being less funny now. He's more on guard with what he says, his podcast is always hit and miss but now he keeps inviting Nia who is just plain unfunny and kills the humor. He's obviously whipped, because he can't play his drums or keep his dog, and it seems to correlate with his latest lacking special where he's basically apologizing before every joke.
Also Burr is the kind of guy that's best when he's angry and miserable. Having a wife and a new kid is the polar opposite of the situation that made him funny.
Also, she's a nigger.
I heard the kid was so black Michael Richards baptised it.
>Worried he might say something that leads to a divorce
Eggshells of a husband are a known trope lad.
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I heard the kid was so black you need full studio lighting to see it
I heard the kid was so black Angelina Jolie tried to steal it
that's what women, and marriage especially, does to a man. it's not a revelation. move onto another single, angry comedian.
I really wanted to like f is for family but the second episode already is really unfunny to me. Does it get better?
Burr was always a fag desu. Listen to him vs Anthony or him vs DiPaolo in the O&A show to hear his faggotry first hand.
Burr was the only one of those guys other than Opie who thought certain topics were off limits although for Bill the only forbidden topic was black people because he was a notorious coal burner.
I was just listening to one last night where Sam tells his Carmelo Anthony story and Burr has to screech the laughs to a halt to defend poor Carmelo. Based Colin Quinn calls him out on his faggotry.
I heard the kid was so black he is being retroactively written into the Egyptian line of Pharaohs.
>I'm Sorry You Feel That Way was good
>Walk Your Way Out was good
>F is for Family was good
>the podcast is good
>podcasts with stanhope and rogan and norton are good
>the election live podcast was good
>new special next year
man that Burr suuuure done fell off
Bullshit. You need to bend your wife to your will, not the other way around. Source: I'm married.
> AW DUDE IT'S BRUTAL!
> IT'S BRUTAL!!!
> The Golden era of stand up
> Not Carlin and Pryor
What are you, like 22?
Got a link for that bro. I wanna hear it but I'm lazy and cbf searching
Patrice was always a race hustling softie.
Only Colin Quinn and DiPaolo had the stones to really call him out on it.
As long as /ourguys/ are doing okay who cares, Loius CK and Burr were always fags whose comedy was mostly WE WHITE PEOPLE ARE LAME COMPARED TO BLACKS LMAO
Man what happened to Norm since that photo. He looked great there
Once you're at the point where your hobby is flying helicopters, you're too divorced from reality to really be funny anymore.
That was from when they were in grown ups so nine years ago
Definitely. I love the guy but that's what I'm saying, he died just before his personal politics would've really hurt him. I mean fuck knows he might have continued getting more and more famous like he was but he knew about the golden handcuffs and if he sided with BLM "just because" and pissed a bunch of fans off with that and got his career destroyed like Louis CK then just like Louis there wouldn't have been anyone there for him on the way back down.
Thanks friendo
Didn't Colin just die?
Haha wow! Where did you think of that scenario yourself? Haha what a story!
Only for a moment
He never recovered from showing up to that roast unprepared and getting blown the fuck out by nobodies.
He was just on Jim and Sam last week and he was nervous as fuck and wanted to leave after like 10 minutes because Jim was being an actual comedian instead of a scared, safe bitch. The fucking guy who made the Ghostbusters remake came in after him and blew him the fuck out of the water. That's how pathetic he has become.
The Charlie Sheen roast? I thought that was the thing that finally put him in the spotlight but then he died not long after that. Never heard it myself but I thought that was like his big break or something.
Jesus fucking Christ. If Paul Feig outshines you as a comedian you've fucked up.
Jesselnik had so many Patrice jokes he gave half of them to Schumer. It made Schumer's career because people couldn't believe the evil shit coming out of this little cute girl's mouth. Then she broke up with Jesselnik, lost her writer and got fat.
>falling for media memes
OH YEAH THEY WERE THE GREATEST
CAUSE COMEDIANS TODAY LOOKED UPTO THEM AND THEY WOULD BE THE ONLY ONES WITH A SENSE OF SUBJECTIVE HUMOUR
THEY HAD NOONE ELSE TO ADMIRE SO THEY MUST BE THE BEST EVER
Looked so good he could fuck a supermodel, I bet...
>As long as /ourguys/ are doing okay who cares
Colin Quinn literally just had a heart attack last week dumbass.
i'm not the guy you're talking to but i love carlin because i grew up watching him and he was great. just because you take all your cues from the media doesn't mean everyone else does. learn to think for yourself and control your asspain, it's embarrassing
i enjoy carlin too faggot, he isnt the best, none of the comedians from that era were any better than CS or Burr at their peak
>muh boomers say theyre the best so they have to be better
eat shit
Yikes the 22 year old got triggered
show us your favorite bits from pryor and carlin, goy
But if you travel back to 2014 you still know what happens in the future because you just came from there. Dumbass.
I guess he doesn't know what the funniest bits of the funniest comedians that make him laugh are. That's bizarre and unexpected.
wtf I'm a boomer cuck now
proably not otherwise thered be threads about it
To be fair it's a show for normies frustrated with their lives not neets
Listening to Burr's marriage disintegrate in real time on the podcast is kino.
>that interview with Bill Burr where he admits he couldn't recognize his daughter as his
WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE THIS
BUT BLACK PEOPLE BE LIKE THIS
HAHAHA SO TRUE WE ARE SO LAME
...
Comrade Cuck King was never funny.
haha no way, link?
Sorry I didn't respond in 30 seconds, this thread isn't my entire day like it is yours
I WATCH A LOT OF SPORTS AND WHITE PEOPLE ARE BAD AT SPORTS AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE GOOD AT SPORTS
THAT'S WHY US WHITE MEN ARE RACIST AND ANGRY TOWARDS BLACK PEOPLE YOU KNOW
I MEAN WHY DID HITLER TRY MAKE A RACE OF SUPERMEN WHEN AMERICA ALREADY DID IT WITH BLACK PEOPLE
Love how he would try to do US WHITE PEOPLE jokes with Patrice and Patrice would call him out for being a mexican jew and not actually white
>travel back to 2014
>patrice has been dead for 3 years
You just know in a few years it will be revealed that ol Billy avurr was a bigger cocksucker than Norton could ever dream of being
aaaaaay
Burr is a massive fanook now desu.
I heard the kid is so black a Kardashian tried to fuck it.
That's the dream user.
>The Bill Burr group
It's shit though
>You know why jews are called kikes because they hate Christ so much they refused to draw a cross, they draw a circle
>You fucking nigger
He also asked his friends at the ADL to take care of Patrice after that, like how they killed MLK, Malcolm X and Rockwell
No. I watched at least a season of it and didn't laugh once. I went into it really wanting to like it, but it's not funny and the plot is just a bit too thin.
I heard the kid is so black when they take it outside the streetlights turn on
I want my black cock to leave cum in Louis CK’s beard!
burr is a fucking retard for getting a pitbull in the first place if there was a 1% chance he would have kids down the line.
Everyone who gets a pitbull is an asshole.
It's a total jerkoff move.
Burr's Rogan episodes are awful. Even reddit hates them. The last one was like an hour long and he was just shilling his new stuff. He couldn't wait to get out of there. His podcast is shit too.