NZ here Ask me anything
Kiwi AMA
Michael Evans
Justin Campbell
IF Hillary wins, is there room for me to stay?
Dylan White
you better become a monarchist
Blake Turner
Just over half Maori, been in Sydney since birth. I speak with a heavy Aussie accent and slang. Very patriotically Australian. What am I over there?
Nathaniel Murphy
your a maori
Nolan Cooper
What's your over/under on the cubs indians game?
Easton Murphy
How do you feel being far away from the world's major problems? (Like terrorism, immigration, war, etc...)
Samuel Sanders
yeah, nah m8
David Gray
I'm fine with that.
Caleb Sullivan
pretty bloody comfy here
Jason Collins
WILL YOU SUCK THE CUM FROM MY PENIS WHILE I PISS INSIDWE OF YOUR MOTHER
LIKE AND SHARE FI YOU SEE WHAT I DID
Brayden Lewis
can you do sound file with you saying 'fish n chips'?
Carter Foster
you should look at the points for immigrating
Josiah Howard
Are there many white qt's? Do chicks like Aussie blokes?
Luis Carter
a/s/l?
Christian Price
>white qt's?
no there is no such thing here the only good looking girls are mixed maori-white
Blake Morales
No ifs, ands or buts? I only know Kia ora a I say it wrong. A bloke tried to go nose to nose with me and I recoiled because I thought he was trying to kiss me.
Liam Brown
I SAID PING PONG BALLS NOT KING KONG'S BALLS
KEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE GAS'D
David Hernandez
maori will especially think you are one of them and because your darker most kiwis will also think you are also
Eli Evans
20/M/Auckland
Thomas Rodriguez
I'm a Kiwi brew, Chick out my eccent end my mess produced fush end chup shops all over town.
Cook the man sum eggs Beth! I'm from rotoruawopaipaignogataharapoponui! All my cousins claim welfeer becuz they're like 1/10th mori-ori.
Donchu call me a lazy moari or I'll giv you a hiding brew!
Fucken choice eh?
>Wanting to be a kiwi
James Wilson
Jackson Hill
HEY DICK VAN KIKE THIS IS MY #IAMA
AKS ME WHAT YOUR GROSSMUTTER COMBINED HERSELF WITH? HINT: IT'S LONG AND ITS MY DICK
Jeremiah Clark
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Jose Parker
how come you cunts are less based than strayan cunts?
Kayden Butler
you stupidD FUCK
THIS IS MY AMA
ASK ME WHY YOU'RE A FAGGOT
Anthony Barnes
we have less muslims than them
Brody Richardson
Do you have fucked-up bugs and other homicidal critters like Australia
Parker Campbell
YEAH THEY'RE CALLED MUSLIMS
James Campbell
Yes, but there's usually sluts (and not very good ones at that). Get a foreign chick or expect to do most the work.
Christian Long
TELL ME ABOUT BANE WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
Ryan Long
Cause we are irrelevant enough that nothing really bad happens to us.
Even refugees ignore us.
Thomas Gonzalez
>get a foreign chick
EGT A LOAD OF THIS FUCKING JEW
FUCK OFF FROM MY THREAD
Isaac Hernandez
Eczema, real problem in the country.
Kayden Lewis
...
Nicholas Gomez
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Colton Walker
I mean Saffer, Dutch or English.
I got myself a Danish chick and we're insanely happy down here.
Blake Morris
...
Liam Thompson
Thanks
How are Americans viewed over there?
Adam Sullivan
4 U
Andrew Anderson
Yes, but you're going to have to get used to some laws that may be foreign to Americans. Such as...
>Saying some racist can get you fined or thrown in prison
>Insulting someone on the internet is technically illegal
>It is illegal to own firearms for self-defence unless you've been given a special government approved protection order (which you can't get unless numerous people have made clear and explicit threats against your life)
>carrying literally any potential weapon (including guns, knives, batons, pepper spray, or a stick you found by the side of the road) for self defence is illegal.
>I hope you enjoy a 33% tax rate.
Henry Harris
Pretty favorably, only people we really dislike are the French.
Only libtards hate on Americans.
Oliver Thompson
well the tourists are not liked because they are loud and obnoxious. also your accent hurts our ears
Jonathan Howard
>I hope you enjoy a 33% tax rate.
taxes are way higher than that in america
William Martinez
>I hope you enjoy a 33% tax rate.
They're often paying more because of state taxes senpai
Jace Foster
How does this make you feel?
Ian Bailey
good cause cucks can't find us
Ayden Ramirez
This is either a slide thread or a newfag
your post belongs in not on Sup Forums
Stupid FUCKING kiwi
remember to sage and report
Nathan Barnes
>foreign accents hurt our ears
That's a "but ruch" coming from a country whose "eccent" is really just a speech impediment.
Ryder Moore
This desu. For example, Maryland and New York has some of the highest taxes for income and property. Texas has 0% income tax and a maximum of 8% sales tax.
Andrew Perry
are you saying that you think americans accent are ok
Jayden Powell
your thread belongs on Sup Forums you dumb fuck
stop posting here, go there, stop cluttering up this board
Blake Peterson
It's a price to pay, but it's better than a Hillary Presidency
Owen Adams
saying racist shit gets you arrested? No weapons? Im good here duking it out with liberals i guess.