Trick or Treat Dahnald
Trick or Treat Dahnald
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>He's literally twofaced
Trick or Delegates Dahnald
Gimme the skelegates, Dahnald
i would plow Cruz's wife
ILL SCARE HER TO DEATH DAHNALD
Fpbp
Is Cruz "Our Guy" Again?
someone stick a letter in the Zodiac Killer's script on his back
Phantom of the Delegates
Surprise Halloweiner
>SKELEGATES
We need to get him on Hanson vs Predator
Well played
Say dahnald you got any king sized delegates in there
GIVE ME THE CANDY CORN DAAAAHNALD.
Is her daughter dressing as him?
Topkek
That's a cool anonymous mask.
how come his kids always seem uncomfortable being too close to him?
DAHNALD
HAND OVER THE CANDY
I would plow both his daughters.
I was literally about to make this thread.
What do you guys think that Trump is dressing tonight?
Looks like Phil Hellmuth on this pic
Ah shucks looks like someone took all the delegates. Better luck in 2020
Fucking lol
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
say that to my face fucker and not online see what happens
But he wouldn't
>He didn't dress up as Vegeta
Opportunity missed desu.
>skelegates
TED STAY AWAY FROM DONALD YOURE NOT GETTING THE DELEGATES
Cute daughters
Seriously, how could he not go as dracula?
anyone else annoyed when people use halloween as an excuse to cosplay or dress up as something "ironic" like a crayon?
it's a celtic pagan holiday celebrating the dead. it's not comicon
Does anyone have that mspaint video of ted cruz with the echoes It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen
>dutch
Poetry
Id plow both wife and daughters
IT WOULD BE FUCKING PAINFUL YOU GOD DAMN NIGGER FUCKING KIKE YOU BEST MAKE SURE MY TEA IS READY OR ILL BACK DOOR YOUR FRONT DOOR AND PISS DOWN YOUR SAMSONS EDEN TART
DONT EVEN MAKE SURE ILM NOT BE HERE FOR TOMORROWS EVENDINGWN I SLEP IT UP SILLY CREEK DIS PADDLE YOUR THIS DEEP AND SILL GONNA SINK
FICL POPPA DOCK ILL SAY IT PROUDLY
TELL THESE
>tfw u expect the delegates but u get an almond joy
ew you fucking pedo
Phantom of the Convention
>le slutty cat ears meme
when will it end bros?
Whoa, chill m8. I said you could bring friends.
If he took it off would he get the delegates?
Almost, he has started his redemption arc.
Once it's over he'll be on the supreme court.
Same.
in fact, my daughter's first words were "two-faced rat"
phantom of the gop-era
If you heard trick or treaters ring your door bell and fucking Ted Cruz was there with his wife and kids, how would you react?
>skelegates
WHY ARE YOU CRYING
FUCK ART FARTGUNTEL
DAHNALD TRICK OR DELEGATES
This is what he will wear on the bench as Justice Rato.
Sing once again with me
our strange duet...
I shall reclaim from ye
The delegates...
And though you turn from me,
And cunning scalds
The Phaaaantom of the Opera will still
Catch you Dahnald~
Haunt your conscious
I'd chill with him, I kind of like Ted despite some of his antics.
weedman gon put some bomb ass shit in your treats
The two faced rat
>expecting sympathy for his drama story
Phantom of the republicans
>all the candies are delegate free
It would win him the nominee.
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Seriously though, that guy who made the vocaroo bits with Cruz about delegates and stuff, please sing the parts of the Phantom in the Cruz voice.
I NEED this.
Make Halloween Great Again
damn cruz looks like he put on some weight. i dont remember those chins
im your worst nightmare, Dahnald
>mfw all he gets is a werthers original
ALEX, I DONT WANT TO HURT YOU. NOW GET OUT OF THE WAY, THE ELECTION IS IN 10 DAYS SO I NEED THOSE DELEGATES RIGHT NOW
Very nice
>the Phantom of the GOPera
kol
Ted seems like the kind of friend that's kind of weird but somehow outkicks his coverage on a girl every so often. But more often than that he gets too big for his britches and you need to knock him down a peg.
Just looking at the photo, you can tell his entire family absolutely despises him.
Donald! The globalist are trying to rig the election, me and my Alex Clones will fight fire with fire and commit mass election fraud to help you win!
The phantom of the delegates
Fuck it, id do them all.
HEH, IVE BROUGHT SOME CANDY OF MY OWN DAAAHNAHLD
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no this cant be real
I'd hate him too if he gave me those genes
for Dahnald
I seriously love this board sometimes.
10/10
I'd fuck his wife and give her a proper black baby
Fuck he should have gone as soarin' ted
There was a third Cruz child that misbehaved and Cruz sacrificed it to Moloch. His kids have feared him since then.
The Emails, Comey!
She's cringing at her fathers touch.
This is the hardest I've laughed in weeks
CRASHING THE CONVENTION
WITH ALL THE DELEGATES
I also need this.
fpbp
Rato looks kinda JEBish there
Your people belong in a giant blender.
Kek. Ask him to act out the soarin ted pasta, then give him a stick of butter for the kid.
I can literally hear a thousands Teds all saying that in sync
...
>Track down this murderer!
>He must be found!
Take them, the delegates
Forget all of this
>Who is this person!
Go now, don't let them impeach you
>Who is this monster?
>Take the vote
>Swear to me never to tell
>Too long he's rid of us!
>The secrets you know of rangler in hell!
>But now we know the Phantom of the Zodiac is here
>Go now! Go now! And leave me!
...
Hitler ofc
Reminder
...
lawrence of arabia?
user, I've always been your guy.