Trick or Treat Dahnald

Trick or Treat Dahnald

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>He's literally twofaced

Trick or Delegates Dahnald

Gimme the skelegates, Dahnald

i would plow Cruz's wife

ILL SCARE HER TO DEATH DAHNALD

Fpbp

Is Cruz "Our Guy" Again?

someone stick a letter in the Zodiac Killer's script on his back

Phantom of the Delegates

Surprise Halloweiner

>SKELEGATES

We need to get him on Hanson vs Predator

Well played

Say dahnald you got any king sized delegates in there

GIVE ME THE CANDY CORN DAAAAHNALD.

Is her daughter dressing as him?
Topkek

That's a cool anonymous mask.

how come his kids always seem uncomfortable being too close to him?

DAHNALD

HAND OVER THE CANDY

I would plow both his daughters.

I was literally about to make this thread.

What do you guys think that Trump is dressing tonight?

Looks like Phil Hellmuth on this pic

Ah shucks looks like someone took all the delegates. Better luck in 2020

Fucking lol

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

say that to my face fucker and not online see what happens

But he wouldn't

>He didn't dress up as Vegeta

Opportunity missed desu.

>skelegates

TED STAY AWAY FROM DONALD YOURE NOT GETTING THE DELEGATES

Cute daughters

Seriously, how could he not go as dracula?

anyone else annoyed when people use halloween as an excuse to cosplay or dress up as something "ironic" like a crayon?

it's a celtic pagan holiday celebrating the dead. it's not comicon

Does anyone have that mspaint video of ted cruz with the echoes It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen

>dutch

Poetry

Id plow both wife and daughters

IT WOULD BE FUCKING PAINFUL YOU GOD DAMN NIGGER FUCKING KIKE YOU BEST MAKE SURE MY TEA IS READY OR ILL BACK DOOR YOUR FRONT DOOR AND PISS DOWN YOUR SAMSONS EDEN TART

DONT EVEN MAKE SURE ILM NOT BE HERE FOR TOMORROWS EVENDINGWN I SLEP IT UP SILLY CREEK DIS PADDLE YOUR THIS DEEP AND SILL GONNA SINK

FICL POPPA DOCK ILL SAY IT PROUDLY

TELL THESE

>tfw u expect the delegates but u get an almond joy

ew you fucking pedo

Phantom of the Convention

>le slutty cat ears meme

when will it end bros?

Whoa, chill m8. I said you could bring friends.

If he took it off would he get the delegates?

Almost, he has started his redemption arc.

Once it's over he'll be on the supreme court.

Same.

in fact, my daughter's first words were "two-faced rat"

phantom of the gop-era

If you heard trick or treaters ring your door bell and fucking Ted Cruz was there with his wife and kids, how would you react?

>skelegates

WHY ARE YOU CRYING

FUCK ART FARTGUNTEL

DAHNALD TRICK OR DELEGATES

This is what he will wear on the bench as Justice Rato.

Sing once again with me
our strange duet...
I shall reclaim from ye
The delegates...

And though you turn from me,
And cunning scalds
The Phaaaantom of the Opera will still
Catch you Dahnald~

Haunt your conscious

I'd chill with him, I kind of like Ted despite some of his antics.

weedman gon put some bomb ass shit in your treats

The two faced rat

>expecting sympathy for his drama story

Phantom of the republicans

>all the candies are delegate free

It would win him the nominee.

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Seriously though, that guy who made the vocaroo bits with Cruz about delegates and stuff, please sing the parts of the Phantom in the Cruz voice.

I NEED this.

Make Halloween Great Again

damn cruz looks like he put on some weight. i dont remember those chins

im your worst nightmare, Dahnald

>mfw all he gets is a werthers original

ALEX, I DONT WANT TO HURT YOU. NOW GET OUT OF THE WAY, THE ELECTION IS IN 10 DAYS SO I NEED THOSE DELEGATES RIGHT NOW

Very nice

>the Phantom of the GOPera

kol

Ted seems like the kind of friend that's kind of weird but somehow outkicks his coverage on a girl every so often. But more often than that he gets too big for his britches and you need to knock him down a peg.

Just looking at the photo, you can tell his entire family absolutely despises him.

Donald! The globalist are trying to rig the election, me and my Alex Clones will fight fire with fire and commit mass election fraud to help you win!

The phantom of the delegates

Fuck it, id do them all.

HEH, IVE BROUGHT SOME CANDY OF MY OWN DAAAHNAHLD

Hello newfriends! Welcome to Sup Forums!

no this cant be real

I'd hate him too if he gave me those genes

for Dahnald

I seriously love this board sometimes.

10/10

I'd fuck his wife and give her a proper black baby

Fuck he should have gone as soarin' ted

There was a third Cruz child that misbehaved and Cruz sacrificed it to Moloch. His kids have feared him since then.

The Emails, Comey!

She's cringing at her fathers touch.

This is the hardest I've laughed in weeks

CRASHING THE CONVENTION
WITH ALL THE DELEGATES

I also need this.

fpbp

Rato looks kinda JEBish there

Your people belong in a giant blender.

Kek. Ask him to act out the soarin ted pasta, then give him a stick of butter for the kid.

I can literally hear a thousands Teds all saying that in sync

...

>Track down this murderer!
>He must be found!
Take them, the delegates
Forget all of this
>Who is this person!
Go now, don't let them impeach you
>Who is this monster?
>Take the vote
>Swear to me never to tell
>Too long he's rid of us!
>The secrets you know of rangler in hell!
>But now we know the Phantom of the Zodiac is here
>Go now! Go now! And leave me!

...

Hitler ofc

Reminder


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lawrence of arabia?

user, I've always been your guy.