Anything for your 15 minutes of fame, eh?

>Anything for your 15 minutes of fame, eh?

It's so easy

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>better than your 15 seconds of shame

HE JUST CANT WIN

hhehe tell him to shower first

[long pause]


reaches for gun

MORE TIME

WE JUST NEED MORE TIME

>awwwwww

Maybe if you were 15 I'd have sexual fantasies about YOU

This is Ornella's husband, Moustaffa el atrassi.

Game over, bitch.

>15 minutes than you usually spend on an elliptical machine, Jonah.

She looks kind of arab tho, I bet she is 75% french at most

Jesus fucking cringe, Jonah..

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>well.. if you spared 15 minute of your day jugging we wouldn't be having this conversation

>Jokes on you, i only like to watch anyway

>I came here to discuss War Dogs, not Whore Frogs

I've heard Leo is only into young attractive women and I think Brad Pitt is married, you troublemaker.

hrrmmm...not bad, not bad

u both have undiagnosed brain tumors

Let's hope it remains a fantasy.

What he should have done was
>slyly switch topics by saying “ I wouldn’t want to be there when when Angelina walks in”
>French bitch will say “she doesn’t have to know”
>”are you kidding me, Brad is so whipped she makes him wear a radio transmitter to know where he is at all times.

>...and then you could introduce Brad and Leo to some hot french girls?
or
>Are hotel threesomes how you got your job as a weather girl?

>Ornella you need to learn to be respectful. but keep banging you boyfriend who's an arab homosexual.

Whoa he's a lyrical miracle.

This is terrible, and I don't know why autists keep pushing this one as a good response

>Warthogs? This isn’t radio Jonah, the audience already knows what you look like!

Not a good idea to shit-talk Pitt when he got absolutely BTFO by him.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwZD0pthP9Q

Your comebacks to it sucked and were projecting beta tendencies to Olivia

> I'll take it, but you know I'm still going to fuck you sideways in a minute.

> give her a chad wink
> fuck her in the broom closet

what's the problem?

>holds breath
>raises hand inches away from her face
>slowly form a fist
>face turns red
>let out a low gurgling sound
>gradually increases in volume until it becomes a full on roar
>GROOOOOOAAAARRAGGGGGH
>rapidly start pounding himself in the face
>SKREEEEEEEEEEEEKKK
>spit flying everywhere
>begins flailing legs
>uses the free hand to violently rub crotch
>all while keeping unbroken eye contact
>continues until she looks away in shame and security takes him away

And that's how he'd have won

"Will we discuss your price after you're done?" was the only non-countered one I think

i bet more than half of the replies we get in every thread would've been fine comebacks, even the countered ones
I doubt the frenchie is that quick witted

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>Je suis venu içi pour discuter War Dogs pa grenouilles putes

>takes one to know one, fucking faggot

DOG DOES NOT RHYME WITH GRENOUILLE

It's not cringe, the age of consent in France is 15

And Ornella is 32, so you're reminding her that she's hit the wall

I like it, but would probably get lost in the language barrier.

Crude, but it would have worked. But if you can't do it on the spot, it's moot.

translation wouldnt have the same wordplay, french audience would just be silent and confused, she still wins

i wish i would not be sharing a board with the likes of you

10/10 clip

The comeback has to be good in-and-of-itself before we start planning for how it might be countered

serious question
why does Jonah keep getting humiliated in interviews?

Because declaring that he wants to fuck 15 year olds on TV would go down really well in his home country

He is fat

because he's like a vortex balloon of every shitweasel, beta, low-quality, undesirable male trait all personified into one human being who is for some reason a celebrity

>feeling sexually frustrated because your boyfriend is an arab homo? lmao. don't take it out on me

One of the great questions of our age
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If their was a way to win this we would have figured it out by now. There's no response that wouldn't come across as bitter and anything directly insulting would just result in the narrative that Jonah is attacking women. Sometimes you just have to accept your position as a beta male.

thats terrible, doesnt even need a counter

everyone in the audience would gasp and it would be extremely awkward if that's your definition of "would have worked"

How'd you figure?

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why is he so aged-looking at only 34 years old? generally pale fatties are even less wrinkled

>I came here to discuss war dogs not wild hogs

How'd you figure?

She's not that pretty, you guys have low standards.

the first comeback ive seen that was in any way good

I don't give a shit about the audience gasping. At least he would have retained his manly figure.

she is ruthless and that makes my dick harder than top models

>Pitt would be more impressed by my tits than yours

best i've seen so far

That's not bad, it's self deprecating enough and the audience would probably laugh. If she continues to insult beyond that it would come off as unprofessional

WE HAVE IT. FRENCH ROASTIE BTFOd FINALLY

Threadly reminder that Jonah v. Ornella are the best posts.

I think she was giving him an opening. She was clearly trying to score a point at his expense but had he been more manly about it, he could have had her in the sack that same evening.

'Plagen is om liefde vragen.' . I think she was openly solliciting for a good fucking. Even if she didn't know it yet.

So yeah, Jonah is a cuck.

All he has to do is BRAP in her face and she's finished

yes let's see how impressed brad pitt is with you,

jamie pull up the clip
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>*laughs* Alone with two older men in a hotel room... Is that you got this job?

kek
he will never win

>tfw u get BTFO and the guy who did it doesn't even notice it

Excellent.

every generation of actors needs a fat manlet

like jack black

see

>Miles, please.... Help me.... Say something.... Anything...

hahahhaha
that little faggot was just happy HE was not in the crossfire

this is a good one

don't let her kill me!

his is better tho

>My 15 minutes are up, mate.

>Frog? Heh, with all that fat, im sure you'll be the one who croaks

Say what you want about James Franco, but he wouldn't just sit there and laugh at his boy. Bad form, Miles.

you guys have been discussing this for years now. Autism much?

>... I'm weak, Miles....

We just need more time to find the answer.
We just need time

WE FINALLY HAVE A WEAPON TO DEFEAT HER

what a cunt! she's done it again

Yeah well, your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post

fag

MODS

this one sucks

>First of all this is quite harmful, also you should learn to keep your fantasies to yourself young girl

We've done it lads. I can see dawn breaking...

Bad Jonah! Bad!

Yours probably wish it when she saw how fat you are

She can't kEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
SHE CAN"T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

Chuck off, sneedhead.

I like this one.

>SHUT UP YOU FRENCH CUNT *proceeds to unzip dick and masturbate furiously in front of her*
>She is obviously dismayed and fearful but can't do anything because Jonah has a glock semi pointing at her.
>"Now suck my dick bitch "
>Jonah laughs like a maniac as she sucks his dick.

We're so close. Just a little more time...