Why is he so perfect?

Why is he so perfect?

How on Earth this man is Jewish is beyond me.

he's jewish irl too? damn

miss me with that gay shit

you're just jealous you'll never find true love like in this film, which is going to win at least one academy award later

You just KNOW they fucked each other. I wonder is Armie's wife knows too.

based timothee is hotter to me

Jewish people are the real Übermensch

How can one jew be so hot while the other one looks like a pasty greasy goblin?

Sometimes I wish I was gay. I admire gay people, because everyone hates them and they do it anyway. I think if I was gay I would just be in the closet and have a miserable fake marriage with some girl. I like vaginas though.

She called the film beautiful and amazing and all that shit, she probably fapped to it

probably watched them fuck or had them fuck her and taped it too

this movie made me wish i was a gay boy having an illicit relationship with an older man

twinkothee is half jewish when armie is like...1/8th with strong north european genes.

Which one Sup Forums?

Henry Cavill is a boring doofus who dates teenagers. Armie all the way.

He could do much better than her desu.
Also, what kind of "friendly" hand placement is this? He looks like he's proclaiming to the world that Timee's his bottom bitch with a grip like that.

Henry has unnervingly small hands.

What's wrong with her? She seems like your typical basic Hollywood actor's wife.

But during the rehearsal apparently Armie and Timothee were making out in the grass, and at some point the director just left. And they kept going and didn't even realize the guy had left. It's obvious to me they were both into it. I wonder how many times Timothee got an awkward boner during filming

henry by far

but his ass s fatter

Stop pretending anyone cares about Armie Hammer. Fuck even the audience of this film ignore him in favor of the twink.

Henry has one of those chin dimples I fucking hate. Also he's so boringly handsome. Armie is extremely handsome but in a more approachable way

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>sounding this jealous

>audience
the ones who fall for twink are fat lonely tumblrinas mostly. the gays choose Armand.

I'm a skinny lonely tumblrina and I wanted to be the twink

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Movie was boring had to turn it off. Doesn’t help that Arnie Hammer is completely unlikable

>that scene where timothee’s character cuddles up with his mom and dad on the couch while the mom reads a story

The exact moment I shut it off. Fuck was that shit? This movie is for weird rich white people that experience influenza or some shit.

Man, feels even better knowing blacks and spics aren't watching.

To be honest I was annoyed at first too, I kept thinking "who the fuck are these people? Who talks or acts like this? They're rich assholes I can't relate to at all"

But I kept watching because I'm watching all the oscar noms. It gets a lot better in the second half and was very touching. The first half is pretty shit though

What a pleb

i didn't even notice him in the lone ranger. the i saw him being interviewed for the man from uncle and it blew my mind how good looking he was. it's so weird when that happens, when somebody is so attractive they drop out of sight.

cute