Who would win in a fight?

Who would win in a fight?

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Putin, obviously. Putin is a competent martial artist and Trump is obese. Putin could also use his small stature to sneak around and topple Trump. Altenratively, Putin could just nuke Trump.

Putin is a fucking 5'7" midget. Trump has at least 50lbs of muscle over him.

Putin

>muscle

trump cause meme magic

why would they be fighting?

its time to go home division shill, we anglosphere now

Nice try gomer

nigger
also putin would win since hes operator as fuck

Neither, they would both realize that an alliance would be the most beneficial outcome against china.

niggers tongue my anus

>muscle

I hope they gas the fat Americans like you first.

>muscle
I don't think that means the same thing in America as it does outside of America.

Putin has black belt in Judo. I guarantee Putin has more muscle mass than Trump

both of them

EU is now some sort of marxist arab rape baby monster we should just get them

Putin obviously, but Putin would BTFO almost every world leader desu

neither they would start out fighting but then toungeing each others anuses.

There after putin will get murdered for being thought of being a pedophile since gay=pedophile in ruskie public opinion.

Putin wins all fights. Trump only wins if he's the House.

>muh black belt

your belt will do nothing when you're already dead from a single good punch from an american man

U

lets make america great again

I should stop opening these

Putin is ex KGB

Trump, he'll get the mexicans to fight in place of him.

Why is Trump so based? Just listen to this speech holy shit

MAGA

youtube.com/watch?v=SKGjczYz1bg

Fick

Putin is a 7th degree blackbelt in judo, 4 degrees of which he actually earned, the other 3 he got for being putin and people being afraid to say no to him

trump would give him the old 1 2 though

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someone post the cat

I would understand your comment if your flag were american, but.... why?

Also, a black belt in judo, unlike the rest of the martial arts, does means something, not to mention, ex-kgb agent, those guys were feared even by the CIA

I win

Some OC I made for this thread, Pol approved?

Yeah but Trump is a nimble navigator

Not so fast u cunt

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Friendship

(you)

fuck u

You think they stand a chance against me?

Pretty sure Putin would beat the shit out of almost every leader in the world right now.

Not so fast u cunt

Sigh.. reply.

We have the lord commander of the wall with us

Not today, you fucker

The former KGfuckingB agent.

You stand no chance against me kid.

plz don't ban me for this mods. I just don't want my potential daughter to be a coalburner.

Putin or effeminate leaf boy?

Replying. Fuck you

Trump would break Putin in half - 6'4 vs 5'5

You can say whatever you want u fkn T**rk, but the great Tlatoani of the Mexica empire is gaining power by the seconds

fk u pusi

lol

DUDE

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Degenerates and the enemies of the Western White Civilization.

No

Putin. Not even close. But since we're not electing a MMA champ I'm not too worried about it.

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Asshole.

depends, what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Fugg

what about my son?

Putin.

Trump could probably kick user's ass tho.

PUTIN BUT TRUMP WOULD PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT AND DIE BLOODY

If its a pre-planned fight, Putin will win because of superior skill.

If they start fighting all of a sudden then Trump because hes much bigger

He is 5'5

And 5'7 is not midget tier by any non-meme standard

Kys

shit

International monetary entities.

In this thread guys who have never been in a fight pontificate on style points
There's a reason boxers, wrestlers and MMA fighters are matched up in weight classes
When there is a large disparity in size the big guy almost always wins
Greater body mass is a crucial advantage in a fight

this is the only acceptable response to this shill thread.

Good job tallman

5'7 is well within manlet territory, I'm 5'10 and many people still consider that short.

Aw nah

Midget is extreme shortness, if you take a walk outside you will see plenty of men 5'6-5'8. Midget would be probably below 5'2 or 5'4 at most.

5'10 isnt short by any non autistic standard for an american male

The Jews.

Putin. No contest.

fug

>implying i'd ever get to have a child

fugg

im now a cruzmissle

literally shaking right now

Damn

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T H I C C

posting a fucking (((Turtle)))

The ex-KGB spook who grew up in a slum under Soviet communism and spent his entire adult life accidenting people?

Just a hunch though.

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Trump has the size and reach advantage, but Putin seems more competent, fitter, faster and better able to take a punch.

I'd bet on Putin.

>height matters in a fight
I wonder why I, a 6'7 or whatever it 202cm is in inches has been beat up by a 5'9 in boxing

This kind of dark meme magic will incur kek's wrath upon you.

Putin would win because of military and martial arts expertise. This thread is stupid.

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anyone else excited at the prospect of hillary and friends getting BTFO but seriously worried that the entire rest of the world's leaders are way fucking smarter than the donald?

Give Donald an American flag and put stink lines over Hillary.

Is that why they're all billionaires and he isn't?

I wouldn't have a daughter if she turned into a coal burner tho

I think he means politically, if we look at history people like napoleon were not rich, but were brilliant people.

putin would get out without a scratch, trump would have multiple broken bones and be probably permanently crippled.

.implying I'll willingly have children

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Obligatory "I'm not superstitious... but just in case" post.