Looks at camera

>looks at camera
I mean c'mon

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why has there been no good Bigfoot movie?

It would be too blurry

you could do a horror movie but what else really

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>no good Bigfoot movie?
umm sweeite

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why is it always "let's be friends with Bigfoot!!"?

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Strange Wilderness did a pretty good subversion of that

What else is there?
>Let's kill bigfoot or get chased by him

Bigfoot joins the Avengers.

Bigfoot goes to space

bigfoot in little china

>looks at camera

THIS IS GOING TO MAKE US RICH BUDDY!

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It's what he deserves.

Star Wars

because a galaxy far away is actually cascadia

To be fair the footage gave people stuff to talk about or even dream about for many years

these people saved their piss in jars and wore tinfoil hats

I shiggy diggy

Picture this, a hunter fulfills his families generations old dream by finally killing a Bigfoot, only to find himself arrested and charged with murder. The rest of the film is courtroom drama.

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To be fair big foot trackers lived a healthier outdoor lifestyle.
To be really fair the motive of searching for big foot is psychologically healthier than fearing aliens

what does the government gain from denying the existence of big foot?

What does the government gain from denying the existence of aliens?

Sauce?

It was alright

Holy shit it's a bigfoot!

Because then they could deny alien tech. It's much more beneficial to deny aliens then some stupid gorilla man living in the forest.

You can save a lot of troubles of setting up a park or even a res for them

unless the belief is that bigfoot has some sick tech or magic powers to be exploited by the military, then there wouldd be no reason to deny it. also how come bigfooot hasnt made its way into town searching for food like the bears that live in the same part of the world

hate when people just listen to earphones when they're with their fucking friends. bigfoot's a wanker.

You don't get it. Bigfoot IS alien. They made secret pact with USG and use the forest as their kidnap camps. That's why Bigfoots sighting correlate with UFO sighting.

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A tale of obsession as someone relentlessly searches for bigfoot. It worked for Moby Dick.

indeed

Blair Witch Project

I used to have a girlfriend that made out with me like this and it suuucckeed

Theres a romantic image of that though, it would be just kinda sad seeing some squatch nerd camping and posting shitty camera footage on forums

if the government wanted to keep this a secret, why would they allow this random asshole to have a bigfoot head and to make videos about it on popular website youtube.com? are they that incompetent?

Bigfoot molested him

Unironic comedy kino.

How did they ever thought this was 100% genuine? Just because director did a commentary? Sasquatch has a fucking half meter long swinging dick

would using bigfoot for labor count as slavery?

>are they that incompetent?

Sup Forums?

It's part of false flag op to discredit real source

A Black Panther movie but this time in America.

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This is the best documentary on Bigfoot I have seen. Even the TV-show is good.

Shape of Mountain (working title: bigfooted)
Starring Michael Shannon
Female lead undecided/not sure if needed

>michael shannon
as bigfoot?

underrated

Cry Wilderness

This could make a great quasi-bigfoot movie (can make them weird hill-billies too), especially the part where the Green Berets come in the hunt them:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Dennis_Martin

Better make it in Canada

sauce on the Green Beret part: nationalparkstraveler.org/2009/06/unresolved-search-and-rescue-cases-are-scattered-throughout-national-parks

I like the idea but wouldn't make it into a tragedy. Better let the guy reach some kind of balance or resolution in the end.

? so did Dr Manhattan

correlation =/= causation

Abominable. Not bad for a syfy movie.

There’s a state park near that’s had rumors of a manbeast for the past hundred years. Hopkinsville incident happened nearby too.

Does Sup Forums believe in these creatures?

What was the horror Bigfoot movie with a dude on a wheelchair?
I remember that was pretty scary.

We've had bigfoot sightings up here in ND. Don't know how they weren't able to get a positive ID or photos/video though. Literally no forests or hills to hide in. Flat, open prairie from Fargo to the Bad Lands.

That "Wizarding America" backstory for Fantastic Beasts briefly glossed over something called "The Great Sasquatch Uprising of 1892". What little we know sounds like a better movie then Fantastic Beasts.

>The Great Sasquatch Rebellion of 1892 was an uprising by Sasquatches against the Magical Congress of the United States of America that occurred in the year 1892.[1]

>The MACUSA was less tolerant toward magical creatures than the wizarding governments of Europe, due to the risk they posed of exposing the wizarding world, and thus it can be presumed that the MACUSA angered the sasquatches by trying to exert control over them.[1] Many historians blame Irene Kneedander, Head of the Body for Protection of Magical Species, for attacking any Sasquatch who "stepped out of line".[2]

>The onslaught of the Sasquatches ultimately forced the MACUSA to move its headquarters from Washington to New York: this was the fifth time since its inception that the seat of the wizarding government was relocated.[1]

>Ortiz O'Flaherty's acclaimed book Big Foot's Last Stand covered the 1892 sasquatch rebellion in great detail.[1] Around 1926, the book was adapted into a Wizard Broadway play.[3][4]

Imagine scientists discovering and capturing a juvenile Bigfoot. Imagine the hilarity of him entering puberty and trying to fuck human women. In his zoo exhibit he'd masturbate in front of children to the horror of their parents and the benefit of late night talk show hosts.

Kino.

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was pulpy not bad

willow creek also okay

I’ve always wanted to be the guy who kills Bigfoot

What about a movie where deforestation forces a family of bigfoots into the desolate city of Compton . The locals then help them become hip hop superstars all through the rough and roaring 90s musicscape.

It would probably come off as racially insensitive

Reminder that no one has managed to replicate this video.
Reminder that the people who claim they faked it can't get their story straight.

What about a movie where it turns out the bigfoots have a civilization placed on top of ours, we just can't always see them - and to them, humans are the legendary creatures.

I don't think I could pull the trigger desu

I always think it’s possible since it’s estimated we’ve only discovered half of the lifeforms on Earth.

With the rise of drones and thermal cameras theres no reason there shouldnt be footage.

I’d be afraid it’s a guy in a suit

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What would be the minimum population that could be genetically viable, it would probably be similar to other primates, so hundreds, yet they have only been spotted once despite being taller than man

>what does the government gain from denying the existence of big foot?
Highly illegal government human/ape hybrid lab experiment that got loose. Hence why we haven't seen another one.

Squatchkino is few and far between. They made some good kino in the 70s but that's about it.

Bigfoot movies are either horror or some family friendly shit. Horror never works out because directors try way to hard to make him scary, eating people and shit.

I wish they would make a solid kino about the Ape Canyon fiasco that doesn't go over the top with le scary bigfoot tropes.

>big adventure
>kid with hands near the belt
It really needs a CIA edit

>Its a Bigfoot head, deal with it.

>Ape Canyon fiasco
Spoon feed me. What happened?

If I remember correctly some miners where attacked in the log cabin by a bunch of Bigfeets. They kept the assault up all night pelting the cabin win boulders.

There was also some paranormal stuff sprinkled in there too. Visions, Indian ghosts, etc...

I think it took place in the 1920s

This was bretty good

This was actually funny

Because the Bigfoot concept is so stupid and goofy.

>have alien tech
>still can't beat Junglegooks

>a furry leprechaun pleasuring itself
>bigfoot
oh sweetie

I would never expect hoaxers to put tits on a bigfoot. Also the fur on the hind quarters is deminished.

>*bigfoot looks directly at the camera*

the patterson video is real. the leg/thigh ratio has been proven to not be possible if it was a human wearing a monkey suit. bigfoot is real and most likely transdimensional

My ex girlfriend's favorite subgenera of movies was Bigfoot movies. Ask me anything.

Is there a single good Bigfoot horror movie?

did you cosplay during sex

tfw no bigfoot enthusiast gf

What was her favorite squatchkino?

no

No, sex was fairly mundane. She had issues having orgasms. And no it was not me, haven't had this problem with other women. She also had a shallow vagina.
Harry and the Henderson actually. Night of the Demon was her favorite horror saskino.

I do, to an extent