AND THANK GOD FOR MAKING ME AN ATHEIST

AND THANK GOD FOR MAKING ME AN ATHEIST

>plays a record

Better than Jimmy Kimmel at least.

I don't worship God and I'm willing to risk going to hell

CHECKMATE CHRISTIANS

I want him to host more things so he can take the piss out of celebrities.

Turns out, it was a [spoilers]lil monkey fella[/spoilers]

>celebrity doesn't believe in god
>AHHHHHHHH WHY DOES MY ASS HURTS SO MUUUUCCCCHHHHH

>mfw he spends eternity burning in the lake of fire

I would tune in if he hosted desu.

>thanks God
>is an Athiest
Really burns my newspaper

Can Jews be atheist?

Why did the lesser half of the Man Show have to be the one to have a career

>person thinks being an atheist is worth mentioning
>when he's from the south-east of England
This is literally the only reason he moved to America, the one place in the western world where not believing in God is considered abnormal and worthy of attention/criticism/praise.

You mean this self involved, uninspired and overcompensating man is an atheist? Who da thunk.

but south east england is a very devout religious land, asalaam alaikum

He's a satanist disguised as an atheist.

kekd

J-

I would pay money to see all those hollywood hacks squirm like they did at the globes

they already are, they don't believe in an after life

Wish someone would punch him.

>>
What movie is this from? I can already tell its good

Army of Darkness. Sure is.

has he ever attacked islam at all or just the typical anti christian shit

>HE HAS TO MAKE FUN OF OTHER RELIGIONS OR I WONT LIKE HIM

>People on here pretending they are Christians or believe in a god
Man the sad retards on this site memeing themselves into the dumbest corners there are.

who are you quoting

You, you retard

but he never said that, faggot

no you aren't because i never said that

Well, yeah.
Mocking Christianity has been done to death in stand-up comedy.

Ricky should rain some fire on the Oscars as well

shut the fuck up you fucking fags

wah wah boo hoo

make me

they're the gift that keep on giving

How is that picture supposed to be funny?

idiots are funny

stop posting tumblr memes lad, you're embarrassing yourself on a mongolian horse riding board

>tumblr
lmao
these are christian memes

>2018
>still being atheist

Inapropriate on my feed?

Sneed.

From Tumblr, you dumb faggot.

keep that delusion m8

no. see talmud

DON'T. TALK. SHIT.

no he's right tumblr is filled with faggots and your one of them

Muslims don't take that shit, the backlash isn't worth it, especially when leftists are trying to push "moderate" islam now

...

Their egos are too fragile.

your asshurt is hilarious

Any streams?

>antisemitism
nice try, kikel.

Are you okay user? Why are you so butthurt?

Find me one logical alternative

I know right? We need a new kind of Christianity. Something like white ISIS. Vanilla ISIS.

Kek

Not that retarded faggot obviously, but I think Buddhism is actually on to something

What did he mean

we're never doing this feature again

I think its funny that atheists act like they're not a religion when they worship science.

>same tired le worship science meme
why do 4 chan christians only know how to retort with science and fedora memes?

It's impossible to believe in God when you look like Ricky Gervais and have that laugh. Absolutely impossible.

Looks like he hit a nerve.

It does not please the Lord that anyone should perish. It shouldn't please you either, user.

Karl hosting the Oscars would be pure kino

it's more like gibbering idiot manchildren athiests don't actually understand science and blindly put their faith in garbage popsci articles they see on facebook