why didint Jerry just tell her the toothbrush fell into the toilet?
Seinfeld plotholes
Luke Myers
Samuel Gomez
Because of the implication.
Henry Green
why didn't I tell the girl at the bank I love her.
Jacob Long
because that'll cost ya
Jace Sullivan
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James Martinez
before he was able to tell her she was already using it, and he didn't want to ruin the relationship.
Jacob Scott
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Grayson Price
If Jerry was so freaked out about that why didn't he make a bigger deal of getting raped at the dentist?
Connor Ramirez
why does george put salt in his spaghetti
Julian Phillips
... is this not normal?
Lucas Brown
Because Jerry can be socially awkward
Matthew Miller
he wasnt sure if he tucked beforehand
Colton Young
why did elain think he was black?
Carson Morris
Why did Kramer have to yell about niggers for an entire episode?
Levi Edwards
Why did George run that prostitute over and keep driving?
Aaron Parker
Seriously tho, how does George go from a successful real estate broker to unemployed living with his parents seemingly overnight?
John Mitchell
Maybe he took a bath on some properties during a recession.
Adrian Rodriguez
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Matthew James
>Jamal Ginsberg the Hasidic Homeboy
Liam Morris
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Elijah Moore
Why did nobody just say outright that Seinfeld was fantastically wealthy? I know the apartment and the show gives us all the clues we need, but did they really take pains to not mention it?
Landon Turner
He bought that caddy for his parents
Gavin Evans
DEEPEST LORE
Jack Perry
Elaine gaped at his checks and when he was counting his money
Also
>Jewish
Aaron Sanchez
The apartment doesn't show he's wealthy, considering Newman lives in the same building.
Also, Jerry doesn't like to mention his money.
Austin Green
He's autistic
Asher Long
>(((He))) would have to buy her a new one.
Wonder why he kept quiet...
Hudson Jenkins
Rent control.
Ryder Lee
What? It's referenced dozens, if not a hundred times. He's actually just somewhat modest, and not WILDLY successful in the show, just very well off. But he agonizes about buying his parents cadillacs in the show. Like, he wants to do something nice, but is afraid it'd set a bad precedent or be too showy or something.
I think it's low-key part of the joke between him and George from the earlier seasons, and by the fact he just placidly accepts his and Kramer's shameless mooching without too much complaint. I just think it's not something you can use for jokes constantly, though. Like in It's Always Sunny, Frank is basically disgustingly rich when the plot demands it, but it's not always referenced if there's no joke, even if it would be logical in many of the situations to point out (but just not funny)
Jose Harris
Why didn't the Jerk Store just order more "you"
Andrew Butler
The same building can have different sized apartments. Jerrys always looked bigger to me.
Grayson Wilson
You can't have this soup.
Hudson Torres
He lucky I didn't punch his fucking lights out.
Eli Kelly
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Jeremiah Myers
He appeared on national TV for the puffy shirt episode.