Apparently mommies don't think it's hip to put phallic images in kids cartoons.
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Apparently mommies don't think it's hip to put phallic images in kids cartoons
Angel Cooper
William Gonzalez
They're the same moms that give tablet to their kids on Youtube's automatic playlist with HeyKids and Toys in Japan
Joseph Rogers
I'd rather the penises be in Maya, than on the wall.
Hudson Morris
I love subtle goofs like this in kid's cartoons. Like the infamous Lion King and Aladdin ones.
Aiden Bell
Why are Americans so puritarian? That dick has been around for years and nobody gave a shit. Only when the show hit the States people had to make a fuss out of a small detail no normal viewer would even notice in the first place.
Brody Gray
>In this episode Doc will be fixing a toy's peepee
Ian Barnes
Where's the screencap? I demand proof.
Christopher Jones
It says SFX in Lion King for Special Effects. Just normies can't read and think it says SEX.
Cameron Perez
Pretty easy to google.
Angel Nguyen
Absolute madmen
Aiden Peterson
I wanna fuck that bee
Robert Thomas
You know, its stuff like this that makes me think America is the only country thats creeped out by anything "sexual.
Daniel Butler
This is entirely justified. Why is it that Sup Forums has no sense of decency?
Owen Morales
They are right. Why in the fuck would you do that in a children cartoon?
> I will hide a penis in this episode, in a way that nobody who isn't paying attention will see it. Because it's fun I guess.
Removing the issue of being inappropriate, it's shows a lot of immaturity.
Carson Scott
OP Here
I thought that face looked familiar. I don't watch Steven Universe, but I know reaction images.
Noah Reed
That's hilarious.
Lincoln Lewis
kek, das a penis
Carter Turner
Don't anyone let those pure, pure Americans watch a Japanese kids' show, they have little boys walking around full frontal in a lot of those.
Adam Wright
I see Master Shake wearing a backwards cap.
Anthony Brooks
This is actually the Belgian CGI remake of a Japanese cartoon based on a Swiss book.
Ian Hill
Mmmm... fuck... I want a cartoon girl fixing my dick.
Wyatt Long
Yeeeeahhh, they weren't being subtle at all.
Tyler Allen
Technically, it is a Belgian CGI remake of a Japanese cartoon based on a Swiss book financed by one of the German public channels and a big French Channel with the theme song being sung by a Russian singer..
Austin Thompson
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Austin Martinez
how do bees know what penis is?
Josiah Taylor
holy fuck
Charles Hernandez
Freedom Americans will never know.
Robert Rivera
He should have made a Maya the Bee version of Loss
Xavier Davis
So...any porn of the bee loli?
Justin Garcia
>He should have made a Maya the Bee version of Loss
Or just have the bondage fairies there.
Nathan Flores
MAYA IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
Asher Morales
beenis :D
Levi Wood
You'll get it when I finally get shota of Tim Templeton. ie. never.
Gavin Peterson
we need more Maya / Bondage Fairies crossovers.
Gabriel Miller
oh shit
Liam Gutierrez
Oh wow. I was expecting it to be some sort of stretch but that's a penis.
Jace Evans
fucking hell
Kayden Mitchell
There is a German song about the characters from that TV show having a mass orgy
Aaron Adams
Really I think this is incredibly homophobic.
The penis is not just a natural form of the LGBT identity, but a key part in a child's education and self-identity. Maybe they like it, maybe they don't like it; but you need to understand what a penis is in order to truly become an adult.
Christian body shaming cannot be allowed to continue.
Adrian Perry
>you need to understand what a penis is in order to truly become an adult.
>Children
>Understand penis
"I WILL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND CHILDREN!" - user 2017
Jonathan Watson
I know you're trying to imply that the LGBT community is pedophilia, but that's actually the Christian community.
LGBT only want children to be what they truly are.
Jordan Martin
Nolan Gutierrez
For real? I don't beelieve it.
Daniel Green
Cute
David Adams
Wasn't expecting to see fanart of Pfil today, or ever really. I approve of this.
Daniel Miller
Then again, this is a CHILDREN'S cartoon, not a porn parody.
Matthew Young
A double dick joke... An erect dick drawn on wood... Heh, wood.
Hudson Morales
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Connor Sullivan
I never knew Chain Chomps from Mario existed irl.
Levi Sanchez
my sides
Nicholas Adams
holy shit
Gabriel Howard
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Jaxson Carter
Reminds me when Nick pulled an episode of Oggy off because of boobs in the bg.
Eli Jenkins
Dylan Taylor
Found a mom. Go away.
Daniel Bell
So you're meaning to tell me NO one saw this pre-release?
Carter Gutierrez
Noice! Excuse me while I imitate a wall painting.
Cameron Hall
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Easton Barnes
No two ways about it: that's a dick.
Euros, you really didn't mind this at all? I've misjudged you. You guys are actually pretty cool.
Evan Ortiz
but maya is not for sexual!!!
Anthony Ortiz
>OH NO A DRAWING THAT NO CHILD WILL RECOGNIZE IF THEY EVEN MANAGE TO SPOT IT SHUT IT DOWN
Imagine being an American housewife and having such little substance to your life that you feel the need to crusade against a drawing of a penis in a TV show.
Benjamin Williams
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Mason Morris
why would a kid be confused or traumatised at a badly drawn dick? They literally draw that shit all the time for the laugh.
Nathan Thompson
In all fairness: Flashing drawn images of erect dicks to toddlers, while very very funny, isn't exactly something most parents have in mind when they park their kid in front of Nanny Teevee.
Hunter Long
>Major part of early colonial life was Puritan
>Puritans were fundamentally opposed to England
>New England/East Coast settlements was founded and developed by Puritans
I have no idea why it's so ingrained
Anthony Gonzalez
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Nicholas Diaz
Now I've got that themesong stuck in my head.
>Maa~aa~ya, Maya the Bee!
Samuel Myers
How would they react if they saw this?
Adrian Stewart
I don't have any more.
Isaiah Foster
>expected some obscure "maybe that's a penis"
>it's a full on cock
kek
Elijah Martin
Outrageous
Mason Gonzalez
Well I can't blame them for wanting to lewd that mouse. Those damn Bluth girls man, they're just too cute.
Ryan Nguyen
Will this ever be a thing?
Dominic Brooks
and then they pulled the whole show
good times
Lucas Wilson
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Caleb Turner
most likely no, but it's perfect just the way it is.
Dylan Collins
people talk shit about Japan, but Germany is the hidden dragon of weirdness
it goes back fucking centuries
>every fetish under the sun
>but you can't talk about them publicly
>Nazis
>you can't talk about them publicly either
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
>capitalizing every single noun
>all that sausage
I mean fuck, I like sausage, I'm eating sausage right now, but who makes that many kinds of sausage and turns it into a de facto national symbol?
Hunter Roberts
what show was that?
Colton White
No bones about it, that's a penis.
Robert Martinez
Man bondage fariys were great.
Carter Long
Yep.
That is certainly a penis
Charles Carter
ITS
Carson Wright
HIPIHIPIHIPIHIP
Nathaniel Butler
Not at all.
Who gives a fuck about some dick for a few frames in the background of a TV show?
John Walker
I do. I think it's fucking hilarious.
Dylan Lewis
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Dominic Brooks
Fine work.
Carson Lewis
this
David Rivera
This should be required viewing for all kids. Teach them to have a sense of humor, not that they'd ever notice unless an adult pointed it out.
Christopher Howard
Maya is a german cartoon iirc, so all the kids there have probably already seen naked people.
Aaron Rivera
Not him but it is justified, while it's funny that dick doesn't belong I a children's show
Parker Hughes
No kids going to notice that and even if they did, just tell them it's a mushroom shape. And if they realize it's a dick, they'll just have a giggle at it, unless their parents start freaking out and then they'll think they're supposed to freak out too. The moral of the story is: Chill out, it's just a dumb joke.
Tyler Flores
It's not so much they can't read it, as it's the letters are distorted to hide them a little bit.
Robert Wilson
Man, the censors pulled a boner letting this get past them.
Jordan Butler
Plenty on paheal
Carter Garcia
They really blew it. Time to give them the shaft.
Justin Barnes
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Isaiah Walker
I for one, am turgid with rage
Sebastian Bailey
Wood you guys please give them a break?
Lucas Parker
holy shit! that is so funny! LOL!