ITT: Post your heavily autistic theories about how the Simpsons' timeline works

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moleman is a interdimensional pedophile vampire and has distorted the time stream to rape children at all times, it's because of this he is not ageless but all ages, he exists at every point in time and every second that goes by he is raping a child even when it might appear he's not, i've asked matt groening if this is what he inteneded when he wrotethe simpsons and although i couldn't make out what he was saying through the car window i could read his eyes in the reflection of the mirror i was throwing at him for no reason and they said "almost certainly"

Multiverse

Sneed is actually Chuck from another timeline.

Remember when The Simpsons went full retard and said "dude Marge and Homer grew up in the 90s".

Whoa ..

The entire town is an experiment by Kang and Kodos, their minds are periodically wiped and updated, and old clones are retired. They never realize that they haven't aged in 30 years.

what if chuck's feed and seed in another timeline was chuck's fuck and suck. Can you imagine?

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based

Smoked ham is like the spice malange. Skinner uses it to fold space and time.

Homer actually did wear gucci loafers and drove a fancy German car in an alternate timeline.

Big, if true

Am I the only one who finds the Simpsons fucking boring and unfunny?

Chuck Moleman owned the local brothel intil being forced to sell. He now forever wonders the earth at 31 forever. He cant even get a fuck and suck.

I believe the simpsons are a simulation I mean there is absolutely no proof they exist in real life

there is no timeline or canon unless necessary for the story of each episode

It's all a sneedulation to feed and seed our minds

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Regards, Cheed.

No

Big if true

nuSimpsons? Yeah it sucks. Classic era? Almost every episode was GOAT television

as if the median age in this board was even alive when simpsons was good

No the gay community is quite vibrant in 2018.

Series Finale-tier.

Yeah, multiverse. Pretty much every episode takes place in a different universe, though sometimes they revisit the same one, and some are very similar to each other.

In Treehouse of Horror 4, when Lionel Hutz is doing the trial with the devil, he asks for bathroom breaks every half hour. That's so he can do coke right?

I like this one.

I recently watched some new medieval themed episode and it was garbage, I didn't even finish. Today I watched the Rosebud episode, fuck it's a good one.

fuck off sneedfag feed on these nuts

the state springfield is located in is actually hell

dam...

Well first they fucked, and then they sucked

the BEST

kek

You're the worst part of this.
People shitposting is fine, but samefagging based on every terrible post you make is why your parents don't love you.

Based

Based Sneed

Based

positively based
possibly even sneedcraftian or, dare I say, chufkaesque

Cringe

I've never watched the simpsons

>th-th-this time m-my a-a-angry simpsons ch-character image w-w-will s-stop th-those sneedp-p-posters from b-b-b-b-bullying m-m-me

Underaged.

Highly underrated

Sneed

non-linear episode of the day format like most animated family sitcoms