Ask an indian atheist anything

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Yes I poo in loo
And yes chicks dig me

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poo in this
*unzips dick*

Are there furries in India?

What is your favourite curry?
Do you like abstract technical death metal?

Nope only scientific interests are seen in Indian individuals

Please refresh my Comcast signal

Butter curry (red) with extra spices.
I want to ask you something too
How can i have an accent like this
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Ive tried hard but ive failed many times

Im busy in a board meeting.
Ill send a white trash or redneck to fix it

What do you want in your country the most? Are there things that you would want to change about how things are? Would you take ideas that are done elsewhere in order to see how they work?

Not talking about toilets either..

>Do you like abstract technical death metal?

I don't know why, but that really got me.

>Ask an indian atheist anything

I got a question for ya.

Ready for this one?

Who fuckin' cares?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Id like to change people's minds and attitudes.
I think we are a bit selfish and reduce brain drain

Do you really repeatedly switch between Hindi in English in everyday conversations like characters in Hirani's movies?

>yfw Indian sex it's actually cropophilia
>yfw Indian cousine it's actually cropophagia

Mobe to America on a permanent basis

Why are you such a disgusting race?

Why continue living?

No i am quite competent with English

>yes chicks dig me

Fucking chickens is wrong ya filthy animal

Do you miss the empire indibro?

>Ask an Indian anything

So yeah hi, I bought a new router recently and for some reason the wifi gets really laggy a couple of times a day. What could be causing this?

Change people's minds about what exactly? Are they attracted to another country's way of life? Attitudes about what?

>I think we are a bit selfish
and
>reduce brain drain

Explain? I'm counting on you to teach me Indian culture. School is propagandized here.. So, I want to talk to real people without the "utopian vision"

>chicks dig me

i actually like you lads

my only problem is that you guys tend to smell like shit and don't wear deodorant

please start taking showers and wearing deodorant lads, thanks.

That wasn't a question about you tho

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I hate vocal fry

Why isn't there a based secular politician in India that can get it on the right track? Modi is based but it seems like the BJP is full religious nuts not too far off of mainstream republicans nutjobs here.

is anime illegal in india

Do you have family in Brampton?

Why did the chicken climb the hill?

Why dont you believe in your people's gods? they are pretty badass

>chicks dig me
>India

Your culture literally arranges people to get married because they're so unappealing naturally

My question:

Have you considered killing yourself lately?

That's retarded its for the same reason it happened in Europe did it during the middle ages. To keep money in families. Completely for social class. God damn stupid leaf reeeeee

why is every single Indian male a beta nerd

t, Poopindar

Success breed jealousy

Your intellectual disability

your nationality is literally associated with poo

Yes extended family. They have a hummer too

Yes materialistic thing dont impress us.

Yours is associated with Dudes

only on Sup Forums. When the pajeets come to America they become the richest ethnicity. Why are you so triggered by indian canadabro? Don't you have a bigger problem paying rent to your Chinese overlords?

Me either. Beta nerds however are only able to accumulate material things with money they make from their work since they have no hands on skills or athleticism.

Yes. We have entered the post nationalism era anyways.
Free movement of people should be allowed for everyone benefit.
I mean its high time 2017 is coming soon

No, it's not just on Sup Forums. Their food is universally associated with Diarrhea and one of the most prevalent stereotypes is how bad they smell.

They are literally universally associated with poo

Typical indian industry:

youtube.com/watch?v=jHD9-41EN3s

Are you friends again with Salman, or are you still friend only of Mudasir?

My new friends are angela, Justin and Bernie.

Lies.

I think you should give Mudasir another chance.

>be me in high school
>there is a indian foreign exchange student
>he goes to the bathroom every day
>one day, went I went in the bathroom, all of the stalls were taken, so he pulled down his pants and took a shit on the floor
>security guard walks into the bathroom, and sees the Pajeet shitting on the ground
>the security guard pulls the Pajeet into the guidance office.
>Pajeet was expelled...

Desi here, whats up? Gonna watch England vs India?

Yes. How are you friend?

kek'd

Pretty good, I'm actually only half Indian though, and I was raised here. My family calls me gora. Where you from?

>My family calls me gora
As in your pet name?

no Thanks . I Date blondes With Blue Eyes Only

Ooooor
Maybe it's because you smell like shit and you're actually disgusting ?