/TWD/ Thread - Uncle Negan Edition

/TWD/ Thread - Uncle Negan Edition

Discussion of an actually pretty good episode, speculation on what Eugene is gonna do with his own outpost, and Enidposting of course.

And of course, the two best parts of this episode

Eugene will definitely sabotage some ammo

>All those strong womyn

>complaining about the women and not appreciating the two flopping 18 year old titties

BOUNCE THOSE BABIES GIRL

Why is Negan so much more likable than Rick now?

What's the kinography around Simon getting blue paint on his shoes?

I'm a girl.

it honestly makes me sad Negan won't be my post-apocalyptic stepdad or my bf

Wtf happened to the budget and directing on this show?

Like the writing has always been very hit or miss, but it at least used to be competently shot.

All those fucking fast zooms are painful.

The idea that people STILL watch this garbage show is hilarious.

>actually pretty good
Almost nothing happened in the last two episodes. It's just 40 mins of people moping around being sad.

This show is so garbage, they are trying to make Simon worse than negan now so when they only kill Simon the viewers are satisfied and Megan gets to live.

Simon is way better than negan, he is our guy. I can't believe this, but they really made negan shit on the show, the governor was way cooler than this guy.

sure

>time skip Maggie dies in child birth and Beth Hershel Reeeeeeeeeeee jr
Is a buxom 20 yr old zombie slayer

so, they were all just a bunch of hipsters?

they were literally just larping

Remember when she was missing and her sister didn't give a fuck about her and was more interested in her bf? Great writing.

How big was Glen's ding dong?

Last episode
Carl: *40 minute monologue about working things out with the Saviors*
Rick: I'll do it for you, son.

This episode
Rick: Lol, what the fuck was Coral even sayin'.
*Reads letter telling them to stop fighting*
Rick: Nah, fuck that.

So fucking close to killing off al the Junkyard rats but they kept Jadis alive to shit up the story later on.

Punished Jadis has the potential to be good since she actually speaks normally now.

Punished Jadis that speaks in complete sentences could be cool tho

>they acknowledged the stupid helipad
kek

He's going through the stages of grief obviously.

Right now he just passed the denial stage and is in full blown rage.

Even Shane and The Governor would look at Rick now and say WTF.

Rick promised he'd settle things with Negan, and now he's foaming at the mouth because Carl asked Negan for a ceasefire on his deathbed. I'm willing to bet Negan would've surrendered if Rick said he died in the attack, but Rick just wants cold blood. Sorry, Rick, but I'm siding with Negan on this one.

Agree, after hearing Carl died Negan was 100% ready to at least sit down and talk about peace and carl.

I know but they do this shit every season. Andrea had the exact same death to try and teach Rick a lesson that he'll just forget when the next arc rolls around.

Post tits timestamp or gtfo.
There are no girls on the internet.

He's the dumb as a post shithead who can't even fire a rifle?

I really hope they address the stupid speaking mannerism at some point. I'd have preferred Simon just slaughtered them all in a tacit admission that their entire conception was balls-to-the-wall retarded and we never had to see them again.

Jadis has a sexy back though.

The only dumb thing about this episode is that Jadis didn't put down a single of her people and prevent them from turning in the hours between Simon and Rick's visit

The trash people also all gathered to meet the saviors instead of having backup hiding ontop of the heaps

is it bad that I watched the entire re run just for the kino Rick + Negan radio conversation

There's a distinct lack of enid floppiness itt

>I'm so sorry. The kid was awesome. If there's anything I can do...
>I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
>Dude...

Rick and Negan scenes are always great. It's like TWD actually becomes top tier television for a moment and you are just glued to the screen.

Too bad everything else is so fucking SHIT.

Yep, Rick went full fucking retard

Are these two retards still alive?

So Jadis=Alpha, right? The Whisperers will be her new larp?

unfortunately

Seasons 7 and 8 might have been decently paced if you cut their garbage from it

My dream death for Carol was always where she tried to do her infiltrate/cutesy housewife trick with Negan and he saw right through her bullshit

Except she needs intact skin. Ground meat can only mask so much.

Neegan knows who she is tho right, or has Morgan killed every savior who's seen her?

It was nice to see a bit of Trevor peek through tonight. Hope we get more

Tonight's episode was actually... watchable and good? It was surprising.

So Jadis will probably end up being Alpha.

I was really hoping I'd get to see Negan's reaction to him hearing about how Simon said fuck it and killed them all.

Also
>I really want to rape Katelyn Nacon
So fucking bad.

Negan and Carol have never even seen each other, or been in the same area of proximity with each other. They have no idea what the other one looks like.

Carol or Morgan would just kill him. That's probably a good thing (for the show longevity).

Would be cool if negan just brute forced his way against Morgan's aikido bullshit and Lucilled him.

>Swinging a bat against someone who actually knows Aikido
Let me know how that goes

>staff vs bat
>It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it.

Again, I know Sup Forums posts a lot of Steven Seagal memes but if you swing something at someone who actually knows Aikido, it's not going to end well for you.

>Grabbing a barbed wire bat with a meme martial art

Why aren't all those women pregnant? Do they want the species to die out?

Even if said aikido "master" was a former homicidal maniac who was tutored by some guy with a cheese obsession for a week?

Here's what's gonna happen: During the timeskip she starts up the Whisperers and finds a cute teenage daughter to adopt (Lydia). Carl is dead so Enid takes Carl's story arc and we get some teenage lesbian kino scenes next season.

Remind me again how he became a master at Akido?

literally me

>tfw you're about to improve the show

you should know the rules by now

>year two thousand and eighteen
>people still think aikido is an effective martial art

>its another garbage people episode

its like they want the ratings to go to shit

Any good repository for HD screencaps or Rosita and Enid's tits?

Simon is the only reason to watch this show

it was a good one though, they all died and got turned to literal mush

literally me

I'm watching Talking Dead right now and not seeing any Enid nip slip. Was it edited out or just a ruse?

Simon is dead. Once Negan finds out what happened, he's getting Lucilled.

I suspect it was a ruse because multiple anons would have said something if it was legit but keep an eye out just in case.

GUN GRABBERS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

Pretty much this. Things in these conditions would go back to hunter-gather division of labor so quick. There wouldn't be any "stronk women" running around on missions and running these guard outposts and shit like this.

Because Rick's turned into a crying little bitch while Negan's actually doing things

This.
It's been exposed big-time & put to the test in actual fighting/sparring.
Bullshito.

You have a point for all the other women in this show, but that specific group of women had all their men executed by the Saviors and they are hiding innawoods so they don't get finished off too so it's understandable why there are no men and none of them are pregnant. Some of them have kids though. Remember how they exile boys after a certain age?

Why is Michonne getting fat? Is she knocked up?

Punished Jadis will go on to lead the Whisperers

yes and the baby will replace Carl

people still, unironically watch this garbage??

They did. She literally said the garbage heap was a canvas. They were all actors.

>LARPing as retarded caveman trash people for several years in a zombie apocalypse
Pretty fucking unbelievable they made it as long as they did to be desu

Can we get more Enid posting please?

I watched it just now & I have no idea what their entire skits was anyway

Coral got himself killed helping some Muslim with his retarded mission to give peace to the souls of walkers. Rick is right to ignore his ideas.

Rick is beyond unstable at this point,it's like you didn't watch the other seven season's user don't worry I'm sure the viewer's forgot his character as well

Everything about them was completely useless. They added nothing besides a double cross which in the end didn't even matter one bit.

The only way they could possibly have any impact is if the garbage dump is some sort of middle solo or underground space station that they activate in the next season and blast off into space.

Otherwise fuckem

I cbf trying to remember wtf is going on, the story is splitting and theres too much time between half seasons.

When did Enid and Erin go to Oceanside, and why?

How is Enid's footgame bros? Her tittygame seems on point.

I thought of this when she was looking at the pile of mince...

You know hes gonna be the one who we see Negan kill in the teasers....
This guy gets it..

Wait, this still aired even though they'd have to compete viewership with the Oscars? They've totally given up haven't they?

At this point, Simon is the most interesting factor in this show because he's a wildcard that actually poses a threat and has an idiosyncratic moral code that's at complete odds with the stale meandering status quo. They have absolutely 0 intention of making him palatable and sympathetic to the audience for the sake of their hokey feel-good messages of redemption and peace, and that's what makes him compelling. How do the writers fuck up that bad? How do you completely squander the big moment of Negan, the next big bad and the most hyped and one of the most recognizable characters of the entire franchise, and ruin from beginning to end the portion of the story that put him on the map?

Yet, you just know he's only a speedbump in the larger story they're trying to tell that almost no one cares about. They're probably gonna kill Simon off in the very near future instead of doing the obvious and saving him for the post-war shit Sherry pulls where butthurt Saviors take the Whisperer War as an opportunity to betray Rick.

>worrying about airing at against the Oscars
>shiggy

What the fuck was with the names coming up on the screen? We always jump between stories on TWD, why did we need to see the names before the bits?

MICHONNE

Ok, Michonne is in that scene, yes. Thank you. Also Rick is there. Are we seeing something from Michonne's perspective that we then see through all the other characters perspectives at the end? No? Oh, none of the stories really inter-relate other than Rick and Negan? So you DON'T FUCKING NEED NAME TITLE CARDS YOU FUCKING HACKS.

I don't get Simon's plan here at all, and I also don't understand why his men just went along with it. I understand that as far as the men are concerned Negan may have ordered the slaughter, but Simon's playing a fucking dangerous game to just go against Negan like that if his men aren't in on it too.

And if they are in on it, all it means is that they have to fake the contributions from the trash people for... ever? What's the end game? Is Simon planning to take Negan down for being too soft, and he has some collaborators? If so, JUST FUCKING SHOOT HIM RIGHT THERE AND THEN. HE'S GOT HIS FUCKING BACK TO YOU.

Ah fuck it, I shouldn't expect logic in TWD.

they did it for dramatic effect to weather they pulled that off or not is another story

That jiggle almost makes up for her moony moony face.

Almost.

There's no dramatic effect to doing that. It's just a name coming up on the screen. The only dramatic effect that can have is if the stories tie up at the end.

I'm sure they've done an episode like that before actually.

Is Katelyn Nacon going full method actor and not wearing a bra during the zombie apocalypse? It makes sense she'd be swinging free.

Will she cuckold dead Carl?

The plan is for the writers to make Simon do some dumb shit so Negan can kill him, making audiences sympathize with him further so they will accept the idea that Rick will spare his life and Negan will go on for Season 29

There was a time when the Oscars would have to worry about going up against TWD.

How the mighty have fallen. I bet both got shitty ratings anyway.