Is there anything he can't do?

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Not rape + weak wrists

I don't know, go broke?

Is somebody going to fill me in on why the fuck Kobe is relevant again? Who cares, ever.

He sure picked a tough category to win too huh? What was it again - Best Original 3rd grade cartoon?

Because he's one the greatest basketball players to have ever played? I don't think it could be any simpler to understand.

have a son
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

No, fuck off.

Unless he skinned another human alive I give no fucks. Now shut up and fuck off back to Sup Forums. You stupid thundercunt.

He's a basketball player. What have you won?

what about if her helped your cuck fantasy by raping all your loved ones asses (theyd enjoy every 12 inches of it) and allowed you to sit and the corner and lube your own cock to fap with your tears of joy.... is Kobe ok, then?

Act on his own volition?

Kobe is a controlled asset and the NBA is fake sports.

I'd still shove a rake up his asshole while he asked me what it's like to be a dog dick cunt. Now get the fuck off my board.

holy fucking cringe
beggin ya to engage in coitus

>Who is Devin Booker?

>if they're not a horrific torturer or serial killer i don't care
Careful my man you're going to cut yourself on that much edge.

You're the one who asked. Now suck my anus you shitfaced cockmaster.

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he'll get injured just like Kawhi and fade in to obscurity

>not forcing a person to play a SNES fishing game for over an hour

YOU motherfucker, aren't even close to becoming a torturous monster.

You mean cookies and cream Kobe? Oh yes im aware of the hottest /nba/ memes

Fuck off shill faggot

And take your fake pro wrestling league with you

Do you watch basketball? If anything when kobe retired that was the end of independent players. There is no defense in the league anymore. Its like allstar week every game now. All games are 100+ points per game. Kobe was the goat and the league died when he retired. Also look at his stats all the years he didnt get mvp and tell me he's controlled.

So many good players injured this season. Shit sucks.

God dream

Bassin's Black Bass you whore. Catch the fiiiiiiish.

The NBA has been rigged fora long time.

And Kobe's last game was VERY rigged.

Players should have been arrested.

meanwhile in cleverland

Is Hinkie here?

I agree the NBA is rigged, but you can't rig the shots Kobe was hitting in his final game, he shot literally 50 shots and was making hard buckets in the last few minutes, only thing that was rigged was fouls, even then who cares it was Lakers vs Utah and no gave a fuck about anything but Kobe

Any examples on it being rigged for his last game?

>Players should have been arrested.

very true


Also makes the (((NBA's))) attempts to get gambling legalized look even more ominous.

That's what the whole fake Tim Donaghy scandal was really about.

Were talking about 2 of the shittiest teams in the western conference. How and why would the game be rigged? The league hated Kobe.

Nigga please. The whole thing was a Hollywood production.

he won an oscar for an animated short film he made

Under rated post.

youre telling me the ball had a string on it

90% of the players in the league could have made those shots with the all star game D being played.

The NBA is corrupt to the core.

Yes

Nigga any good highschool player could make those shots with the fake defense being played

He has like 5 dude

sup /nba/

you know how loud it was in that fuckin arena? a high school kid would crumble under pressure

The NBA general on Sup Forums has about as many real anons posting in it as the Reylo general does here.

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Nigga please. Any top highschool player could easily make those shots unguarded


NBA is Hollywood bullshit (and run by the same people)

>Lebron how does it feel to be a pussyassbitch!

I feel sorry for Lebron.

He's basically a prisoner at this point a la Kimmel.

watch your mouth woman

Kobe “I forcefully scored and won an Academy Award” Bryant
Kobe “When I get through, the bitch will say #MeToo” Bryant
Kobe “Raise your first in the air and repeat after me: Free my boy Polanski” Bryant

Alleged
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He did it without Shaq and phil

And Hulk Hogan beat Andre the Giant