You know what time it is.
America #7 storytime
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abandon all hope ye who enter here
Gay sex time?
I'd fuck her straight
This is the only Marvel storytime I look forward to anymore.
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Last issue only got around 9000 sales. How many will this one sell?
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What is Pa'lante, hispanicbros?
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>Literally, me
She saw Daffy dressed as Kira?
HOLY
MENSTRUATION
Nigger please, she'd fuck you gay.
It doesn't matter. America is art made for art's sake.
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so if a gay man fucks her who stays gay
Please tell me we did another letter
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Isn't this rectoning the fuck out of her actual origin since it was just Wiccan wanted some hot brown bitches to be his bodyguards or something?
>America comes from a planet of space lesbians made by literal space lesbians.
WICCAN BTFO BY POTTERY
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>planeta fuertona
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Planeta Fursona?
>no men
TRULY IT IS A UTOPIA
FUCK WHITE GUYS, RIGHT?
JAJA! HORA DE LELAS!
Forward, or to be more precise "fo'wah"
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So, does America ever encounter any real adversity or obstacles to overcome? Or is this comic literally issue after issue of "Oh America! You're so awesome! You can do no wrong!"?
You know there are girls you find cute and cuddle with, girls you find sexy and want to have sex with, and girl that just awaken your lust on a primal level and you just want to have hot sweaty bestial sex with, and America is part of the last one for me.
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So when is this going to be cancelled?.
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When it sells under 100 issues.
>FUCK WHITE GUYS, RIGHT
>not knowing they'll turn on anyone straight
well her planet being made by dykes makes more sense than a gay guy making it
The author zerself buys at least 200 issues.
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Look at that fucking arm in the last panel. Jesus Christ
>Planeta Fuertona
La puta que los trajo al mundo. El peor spanglish del universo.
Men could never create anything.
It's "America oh you're so awesome" while she acts like a massive bitch to everyone
dam... rly made me consider..
>Papaya flu
You what?
>6 Artists
I guess Quinones couldn't be assed to do the issue because he was working on his short story for the Harley Quinn 25th Anniversary Special.
dccomics.com
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>Never thought I'd actually see them do it
Did she just watch her mothers fucking?
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>demonixs
Remember, it's important you respect the fact life-sucking, planet-devouring leeches are gender neutral.
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They're obviously male.
It's a degenerated slang form of "para adelante". "Go forward"
>wife is giving birth, time to strangle her
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>La legion
I really hope she is talking about us.
Lmao
>4 pages from Jen Bartel as a bait, to put into preview
>then this shit
now this is wise spending, bravo Ike
Fall of Western Civilization time?
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What the fuck is with that baby design?
this looks like a turd
Why is America's mother teaching her as an infant how to box?
>Wiccan, a gay man, creates a parallel where there are no men
I don't get this decision
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Just because everyone half-asses it at Marvel doesn't mean there's anything wrong with Anne Wu and her art, user.
I want to eat her sweaty asshole desu
He takes all the men! AN ENDLESS HAREM OF MEN!
it was an unintentional side effect of the true paradise of men only
Consider getting your genitals removed. You're using them irresponsibly.
Wait.. how did she get pregnant?
>mija
Fuck this gay comic
I'm waiting until they hold Alex Ross and his family at gunpoint to draw the first four pages for previews.
>lesbian magitek
Aaand that's it for today. Remember to tune in next time!
It just works
It's FeM-Preg!
...wait that doesn't sound right
America is a violent dumbass
That's how lesbians work. They just kind of hold hands and a baby appears.
The sad part is that she was introduced as a straight character before Guillen happened
And the preview
no letters?
this comic is the strongest case for censorship ever made
someone should send Trump an issue or three, the wall will get built overnight
>snowflake
Wew lad
he nixed the wall to get rid of daca
So the planet made by cosmic space lesbians has men on it, but the one made by a gay teen is dyketopia?
It just doesn't add up.
>TODOS LOS QUESTIONS
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST "questions" is female
TODAS LAS CUESTIONES
It's basically his own little Zen rock garden. If he filled it with sexy men that would be too tempting for him to step in and soil it
So was Villalobos a fill in artist or do they rotate?
>Todos los Questions! 'Til next time, fuertonitas
I'm gonna get an aneurysm from all this spanglish
Gabby is Puertorican you retard
and the worst kind, newricans
In my rip there were none.
>woah, genocidal monsters that eat planets?
why is this surprising? she worked for galactus
albeit he was lifebringer but she had to have known his history
I'm a fucking filthy huelander and even I know it's TODAS LAS QUESTIONS
seriously what the fuck
They nixed letters when they realized the one letter they genuinely got was a fake.
Its todas las preguntas
she's from Brooklyn, numbnuts. born in the US, doesn't speak spanish, too lazy to learn.
>Said no one who met Miami-ricans ever
Puerto Ricans, not even once
You can thank Sup Forums for that
Now she can control earth, just how many powers is Rivera going to give her?
>The self insert is back.
The more I read this book, the more I realize I'm actually competent with spanish At least compared to Gabby and glad I never tried to make my heritage my personality.