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FIVE minutes into Black Panther and they are literally unga-bunga speaking and showing off the inside of their bottom lip as some sort of greeting.
Does it get any better because I just may not be able to handle how amazing this is.

Those guys are the bad guys

So they were planning to rob a liquor store, right?

Thanks for posting this thread, now I know that I won't be pirating it.

why does it shine

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I assumed they were planning to rob a drug dealer.

This movie is so bad its hard to even make fun of

>This movie is so bad its hard to even make fun of

cocoa butter

these fucking memes are funny as shit

The lip thing isn't a greeting it's basically proof of being Wakandan

And they speak Xhosa, a South African language.

Vibranium.
Same explanation as everything else in the movie my dude

Africa..

What is this face trying to convey?

>woman holding the bell curve
Fucking Kek. Who made this one?

I meant Wojak! Dawn you expensive iPhone X

Holy Fuck! One of the all time stupidest things I've ever seen in a movie...

>There's vibranium alll around us. That's how I healed you.
Fucking

Remember the part where the blacks start killing each other over basically nothing?

>Holy Fuck! One of the all time stupidest things I've ever seen in a movie...
I'm just going to say that even if you have 'advanced technology', if you're putting giant disks in your mouth as a fashion statement, and using bloodsport to determine who your king will be, then you do in fact need to be colonized.

Most realistic part Tbh.

Why didn't their blue cloak shields just go all the way up into the sky?

they didn't know black panther could jump.

Hey OP, stop being a cock eating faggot and just finish the movie

Wait a minute...I'm starting to think you guys are just disliking this movie because it has black people in it.

Pretty much every Hollywood movie ever made in the last 20 or so years has black people in it.

nah the armored rhinos are unnecessary

Oh nevermind then you guys clearly love blacks

how many blacks you think saw this movie then went to mirror immediately to check if the inside of their lip is shiny maybe they wakanda royalty

Holy shit is this actually real? Why are they riding rhinos?

I'm not a racist like you, so usually I simply don't care about the color of someone's skin all that much and it certainly isn't the main selling point for me watching and enjoying a movie.

they don't have horses

they all start killing each other to stop killmonger from starting an international race war and one tribe has armored rhinos I guess. they had extra cgi budget to blow i suppose

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Why are they still riding animals to begin with is what I'm wondering. They are a highly advanced civilization whose methods of transport are high tech spaceships and riding rhinos? They just skipped regular cars and shit?

still just below 900 million actually. Which is hilarious considering it made 500 million domestically alone and had a better opening weekend than TLJ.

they also have dirt roads because they don't have asphalt, they're a 100% self contained civilization will next to 0 outside influence, they use them as pack animals and as war animals like elephants. I don't ever remember them having cars at any point, they don't have robots or A.I. either.

They also have a lot of infighting, Wakanda thinks it's a paradise but it has problems like everywhere else. They're kind of based off of Krypton where everyone was a huge fucking dick except Jor-El and Superman and have tons of super tech and are super isolated but also use pack animals and whatnot for farming and war.

>still just below 900 million actually.
not anymore
>900 mil in 3 weaks is hilarious
SEETHING
also its not even out in china or japan
>but Sup Forums told me they hate niggers
they dont love them, but thats a meme that started with karate kid. it flopped but not because a niger was the protag, but because the bad guys were chinese

ya one of the tribes is very primitive and sticks to tradition so maybe riding rhinos is another tradition.
If you look closely there's literally no reason in the society, only isolated to whatever science they do, all other social activity is irrational. yet somehow they (except for evil Killmonger) attained all the usual universal liberal values like star trek. so truly colonized.

remember, true colonization transvalues your values.

>all the usual universal liberal values like star trek

no they don't they're huge fucking xenophobic cunts and have nothing but disdain for fucking everyone that isn't wakandan, I guess that didn't really come off in the movie but that's how they are in the comics.

>huge fucking xenophobic cunts
>literally "don't give our tech to primitive humans"
>nothing like star trek
oh rly.
there's literally no reason for them to not have gone through with killmonger's plan except for having commitment to standard liberal scheme of morality and rights.
half of them told killmonger "we don't recognize you as king cuz you're mean". that's libthink.

wait so where is his lip tattoo?

that's the connection you're trying to make, the prime directive?

are stupid inside and out? did your mothers cervix close upon your neck on the way out? did you recently attempt to give yourself brain surgery?

there's no way you're not some eastern block shit nugget trying to stir shit up with your severe misunderstanding of star trek, get the fuck out of here ruskie.

so everyday

well they're either following the prime directive or the non-aggression principle. and neither tracks with any structure in wakandan culture itself. so obviously they somehow magically obtained liberal values with regards to foreign relations, and there's nothing within their culture that would produce something like that, so it is either 1. the result of colonization or 2. liberals must be right that all humans everywhere (except for the evil crazy ones) have innate access to knowledge that liberal values are universally just.

>3 weaks

too easy damm