Jimmy Kimmel Says Penis-Free Oscar Statue Is Hollywood’s Ideal Man

>Oscars host Jimmy Kimmel went all in on the #MeToo movement in his opening monologue, saying that if Hollywood can stop harassing women, they “will only have to deal with harassment all the time in every other place they go.”

>Kimmel also pointed to a massive Oscar statuette on the stage and said he was Hollywood’s perfect man.

>“Keeps his hands where you can see them, never says a rude word, and, most importantly, no penis at all. He is literally a statue of limitations,” the host joked.

>“Here’s how clueless Hollywood is about women: We made a movie called ‘What Women Want’ and it starred Mel Gibson,” Kimmel added.

>He pointed to Best Picture nominee “The Shape of Water,” saying it represented “the year men screwed up so baldly women starting dating fish.”

When did you realise that the left has a seething hatred for traditional masculinity and views men simply as defective women

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>Stop labeling women, Muslims and black people with broad strokes, it's offensive
>Lol fuck men, they all suck right

>“Keeps his hands where you can see them, never says a rude word, and, most importantly, no penis at all.
>most importantly, no penis at all.
if he thinks that is the ideal, why doesn't he cut his own off? well?

yeah they give a normal guy like me no reason not to just go all in and despise them and everything they stand for
this shit needs to be curbed for real, they will never be realistic, our entire media needs to be fucking replaced right now

How do you know he didn't?

it's crazy how self aware these hollywood retards are and yet they see nothing wrong with it. I guess money makes you blind

It's a fucking joke you autistic polbabbies

>normal guy
>posts on Sup Forums
Okay buddy. Somehow I feel like your post history would be anything but mundane if I could see it.

I am seriously drunk, and I think this is an illusion of my perception

They want any and all defiance bred out of men. A docile population is easier to rule

the Oscar statue must feel good to put up your pussy

what's the girth?

i don't give a fuck what you think
you probably side with this puppet wimp

jesus christ, the absolute state of soyboys

>says the naturally distrustful bitter cunt

Ok.

>It's a fucking joke you autistic polbabbies

Anytime Kimmel tries to say something progressive or SJW just post this picture at him.

>70% tip

>post history

>post history

Where do you think we are?

>this is the guy that hosted the man show

What a faggot.

How do I join "nazi misogyny twitter?" Sounds rad.

Are you upset you're a white male and get everything handed to you? Iq, job opportunities, all the asian women you could want.

Stop bitching. It makes you look weak.

>when he literally said "I wish I was a woman" 3/4s into the show

>Just, like, give up your dicks, guys. Just cut them off and apologize for ever having them, like I did.

SO, campaign to get Gimmy to chop his penis?

Why would he say that? He admitted that as a white man his life is so much easier.

>get IQ handed to you

What did he mean by this?

>come to hooters and get offended by the lecherous atmosphere
>proceed to self-flagellate to the point where you basically become an IRL paypig for some random slut just so you can feel better about yourself (but not for the tiddies, rather so you can "talk about #MeToo")
>the "person" writing/experiencing this is a "male"
I think I felt my test levels drop a little just by imagining that scenario

considering all the crying he's done the past year, I'm thinking he did

Do you or do you not have a higher iq compared to most races? Now you're denying it?

You idiots make no sense in your racism.

>>“Here’s how clueless Hollywood is about women: We made a movie called ‘What Women Want’ and it starred Mel Gibson,” Kimmel added.
That movie was directed by a woman. Pretty sexist of Kimmel to insult her like that and call her "clueless"

>When did you realise that the left has a seething hatred for traditional masculinity

They don't, conservatives are extremely insecure in their fake-masculinity though so they think that

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Does Kimmel actually think that women would rather fuck him than Gibson? Please.

See? There's the insecurity

with a sick kid he ought to drown in pussy being thrown at him

>hire a young Weinstein lookalike to host the Oscars
What did "they" mean by this?

Its best if you just stay perpetually impaired at this point. Dont wake up to this nightmare.

Higher than blacks, lower than Asians. Is this bait?

>goes to hooters for the food
their food is shit, if you went there just to eat, there is something wrong with you, regardless if you are a man or a woman(dykes love Hooters too)

>70% tip
totally not trying to fuck the waitress.

Just fucking kill yourself you soyboy faggot

yeah leftists are real masculine and secure

Sup Forums is so fucking easy to trigger man. You guys are worse about this than all the people you've spent years whining about

I wish people would start shaving again before they leave the house in the morning. Stubble is the equivalent of wearing your pajamas out.

Hillary lost.

just stop. you're being way too gay

>le Sup Forums boogeyman

Rent free

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He's talking about "Hollywood men" and making fun of all the harassment allegations and sexual predators accusations.

You're being intentionally retarded if you are triggered by this.

t. whining about Sup Forums unprovoked

>Oscars host Jimmy Kimmel went all in on the #MeToo movement in his opening monologue, saying that if Hollywood can stop harassing women, they “will only have to deal with harassment all the time in every other place they go.”

He clearly believes all men have a predisposition towards sexual harrasment, hollywood or not

Industry thrived on people like Weinstein and nobody gave a shit if there was enough coke and booze at the parties.

Do these white actors in HW right now even realize that they have the most to loose with this SJW agenda ?

Those Hooter girls make a fucking killing off tips. I bet he originally only tipped 20% and then she came over, sweet talked him, let him ramble on about his bullshit whilst nodding along and occasionally touching his arm and then he upped it an extra 50%.

Jimmy made a career out of being a fucking creep so of course he assumes all other men are too.

These are the four buzzfeed guys who found out their test levels were horrifically low, right?

No, not all men harass. But nearly every woman has been harassed at some point in their lives, many when they were teens.

>occasionally touching his arm

the fact that this works on me makes me want to die

He WOULD say that. It's ideal for him since he can relate to it.

[citation needed]

Short memory. In my lifetime Mel Gibson was a sex symbol for so long and once so beloved by pretty much everyone that it became the joke at the centre of a plot for a Simpsons episode.
Of course, say some shit about the Jews and all that is instantly forgotten.

It works on every straight man to some degree, you could right a fucking PhD dissertation on the psychology behind Hooters waitress and strippers getting you to spend more.

He isn't wrong though. I made so many stupid decisions thinking with my penis instead of my head I think maybe I'd have been better without it.

>they “will only have to deal with harassment all the time in every other place they go"
So true. Am I right, ladies?

Mel Gibson was considered one of the most attractive men on the planet for much of his career. How is that a joke?

Then cut it off or learn how to behave like an adult. Just because you have no self-control doesn't make Kimmel's generalizations not ridiculous.

For his age he still looks pretty damn good if you ask me

Nearly every woman has a story about a creepy guy or unwanted, consistent, sexual attention. Talk to more girls, they'll tell you about em. Unless... you know... you're the kind of person the stories are about

some how reminds me of
"you have to eat these eggs"

Fantastic beard.

Sup Forums can't take a joke.

lighten up ya homos

>Posts on Sup Forums.
>Has a job.
>Still grossed out by gore after being here for 13 years.
>Only jack off to my oneitis and straight porn that I feel bad about watching.
You can come here and stay pretty normal, dude. Sup Forums's pretty popular now.

This is true, but the generalization that every guy is a creep still bothers me.

Fug I wish I was you, I let this place corrupt me beyond repair

>Stubble is the equivalent of wearing your pajamas out.
>that Vauxhall (?) ad trying to normalise people going out in their pyjamas
Pisses me off every time.

Hooter is embarrassing and so is every male who goes there. The waitresses are choosing to profit off idiot desperate males who get no action. They laugh all the way to the bank while the male just leaves feeling frustrated and depressed. I don't see a problem.

lol
i forgot he did blackface

I've been harassed by women lots of times, and I'm a 7/10 on my best day. It goes both ways.

Those are some shitty looking Hooters waitresses.

There was some study done where women considered 80% of men to be below average in looks. So the average guy is ugly to them.

Genuinely finding it hard to decide whether Kimmel is actually this much of fag now or if it's all an elaborate joke pointed at Hollywood soy warriors.
Is he doing some kind of Andy Kaufman bit where he's being what (((they))) want, to show how terrible it truly is? Or is he just towing the line to keep his career afloat?

I used to go there with my friends before going out. It is pretty degrading, but for the client, not the waitress. My friend liked going though and the waitresses flirted with us because we were more compatible with them than the usual sports fans who frequent their establishment.

>...Nearly every woman has a story

Annecdotal evidence, neither reliable nor valid enough to support the statement that the majority of women are harrassed.

>a creepy guy

Extremely subjective, a guy she finds unattractive hitting on a woman is creepy, a guy she finds attractive hitting on her is charming. Men have a right to make a romantic gesture to a woman and women have a right to reject them

>gender that expects the other one to go approach them
>gender that instinctively hates nice guys because they represent weakness
>has to deal with some awkward advances

wow, how unfortunate, lets just roll back millions of years of evolution

>the waitresses flirted with us because we were more compatible with them than the usual sports fans who frequent their establishment
No sweetie, they do that to everyone.

I guess it's a matter of how you view the place. Never really got a kick out of fetishes or violence, but I can see the entertainment value since the world would be pretty boring with nothing destructive. A place like this is good for glass half full, half empty, or glass fucked people as long as you can present an idea and have some reasoning put to it. Or you can just shitpost, which is decent fun when you want to practice debate knowing you're in the wrong.

I haven't seen that one. Shaving is such an easy way to increase your attractiveness, I'm surprised so many people do not shave.

Same. I consider myself to be average in a good day and I remember being harassed at least three times. The worst one was when some lady tried touching me while masturbating on the bus, was creepy as fuck.

Boring safe jokes 4/10

Which one of you was masturbating?

I'm excited for the fallout of this metoo bullshit. Imagine movies without women who can only sleep their way into roles

Glad hollywood is dying. Cant wait to see how pathetic and desperate things get as the spotlight shrinks down into a pin

Everyone else in the restaurant was there to watch a Raiders game, meanwhile we were a group of college educated, friendly, young men. I can safely say there was at least some genuine interest in serving our table.

>the waitresses flirted with us because we were more compatible with them than the usual sports fans who frequent their establishment

LOL

>2 to 4 times the suicide rate in literally every country except for one
>Let's just keep shitting on them because some broad regretted fucking her way to success

I hate this timeline

>pretty degrading for the client
>the waitress flirted with us because we were more compatible

this is either some subtle bait or written by someone hilariously lacking in self-awareness. you were so close...

Why is that so hard to believe? Women and men naturally are attracted.

Could you overpower them if needed? If yes the harassment is not exactly the same. If no you a sad weak short dude

uh dude, you shouldnt call it "genuine interest in serving our table". Pretty sure nobody is interested in serving tables, especially not just because you look slightly normal

Hooters is retarded but how the fuck is it exploitation