I can't believe you just fucking said that to me. No, FUCK my movie, this is serious now. You fucking bitch...

>I can't believe you just fucking said that to me. No, FUCK my movie, this is serious now. You fucking bitch, you need to apologize to me right now. No I'm being serious. LEAVE THOSE FUCKING CAMERAS ON. I'm not being happy funny Jonah, this isn't a bit, this isn't a joke, I'm dead fucking serious. I've had to put up with bullying like this my whole life, I'm not gonna laugh it off or try to come up with some tame comeback. I'm putting my foot down, you've crossed the line. Now that all the stupid smirks have been wiped from your smug French faces, I want you to LOUDLY and CLEARLY say into your microphone "I'm sorry Jonah". Got that you fucking bitch? Apologize. APOLOGIZE. APOLOGIZE!!

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>*farts into her hand and blows it as a kiss to jonah*

I SORRY THAT U ARE FAT FUCK OUI OUI OUI

>I'm dead fucking serious

Nah you're thinking of Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

>Looks like someone hasn't had their daily Big Mac.

"ohhh oui oui, calm down Jonah oh my god I'm sooooo soooooorry, you're totally handsome I swear haha, right ladies? Isnt he handsome?"

>You're being a real faggot jonah

REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY WE CAN'T WIN!?

NO NO NO! HOW DOES SHE DO IT?!

Wtf Brad I thought we bonded over the Black Keys?

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how nu r u

Okay, I wasn't gonna say it but I I'm gonna go ahead now that the gloves are off; I love your feet. No really, I can't believe you don't have a bigger following because I could watch those feet all day Ornella. When I go home tonight, I'm gonna dream of those big sweaty Timberland hams wrapping around my throat. I don't want to draw too much attention to it, because they're so lovely but honestly can I- can I get a closeup here? Look at these tootsies. Perfect. Really, get in there. I don't want to embarass you, but I wish every girl I'd kissed since the 8th grade was just a giant sentient clone of your foot, and maybe if one or two had a twin sister named "righty". I'm kidding, I'm kidding, that's ridiculous sweetheart. No, your feet are very different. See here the callous on your right is ever so slightly... hmmm... slightly more oblong than the one on your left here
>*licks lips*
>I'm just, I'm fascinated really? Are you genetically this perfect or are you an actual angel? Wonderful darling. Anyhow, these things deserve a pedestal in my den. Do you enjoy a good shower every now and then? You smell like you do. Really it's amazing how you smell, you really take me off my feet every time you shift under the table. I can just barely catch a whiff of the fresh designer brand shoes you're wearing. Your feet are captivating in those flats, by the way. Maybe not the most glamorous fashion choice for a televised appearance, but they really show off your natural heel curve. It's amazing to watch such a powerful joint in action. I really can't believe you aren't a dancer, you must be. I would take you to the nude beach any day. Would you mind if I? Yes, thank you. Just lift a little higher and, yes. Delicious. This is an exquisite piece, really. The nailwork is briliant, and they're just a few days untrimmed, it really adds a home-y simplicity to the whole thing. Amazing, here's your foot back darling. It's been great. Bye.

>top 10 anime betrayals
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Been visiting Sup Forums for a week now

>2 year old meme
>new

read the rules and don't post to a new board until you can fucking keep up.

Lurk more.

im disappointed to see OP isnt paraphrasing, our guy just chuckled and mumbled like a beta

Is Jonah the "fat guy" of Hollywood?

>interesting...
beat that you french bitch

Let's be completely honest here. The only way Jonah should have responded is to murder the fucking whore on French television. No comeback would have done it. She would have some sort of witty retort to ANYTHING he said.

Goes on the offense,nice.

I still think the one where he pulls out the glock is the best one

LURK MOAR
stupid fuck

Not him,but I started lurking when baneposting started.
Now this place is angry and less fun.

This ends now Ornella

No, he should have said:
>fuck u u dumb bitch I'm going to rape and kill u and ur whole family

>Shut the fuck up. Stop talking. NOW. I said shut up. So shut your hole. Now. Shut. Up. Now. You. Fucking. WHORE
...why did he think this was a good idea?

JONAH, NO!

>Do you like doing mean things to people? Hey, no! Don't run away. That's incredibly rude. I'm here giving you an interview and answering your questions, and you do something really nasty! You know what? You're a jerk! You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

we handled it really well in retrospect

no, the real only response is to act genuinely offended and demand an apology or ignore it like he did and turn his life around and stop being fat. He did just fine

Jonah is the “fat guy “ of real life

WHY DO YOU FAGGOTS KEEP POSTING THIS SUDDENLY WHEN IT HAPPENED YEARS AGO

OH OKAY
GUESS I'M NOT A SERIOUS ACTOR THEN
GUESS I'M JUST A STUPID FAT CLOWN
A STUPID FAT CLOWN WHO WOULD POOP IN HIS PANTS LIKE THIS
AND TAKE THE POOP OUT AND EAT SOME LIKE THIS
YUM YUM YUMMY POOP BRAD PITT
DO YOU WANT SOME OF MY POOP BRAD PITT
OH NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE A SERIOUS ACTOR AND I'M JUST A GOOFY SHIT EATING FAGGOT
*HUMS CIRCUS MUSIC WHILE GETTING NAKED AND CONTINUING TO EAT OWN SHIT*

Lmao

>*act really hurt but in a good sport kind of way*
>Damn you got me good. For that, drinks are on you after the show.

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