Elijah Wood has campaigned for more rights for smokers. He has said, "Can we not let the use of free air be determined by the people using it? Should someone have a problem with roving smoke, they could simply ask the offending smoker if he or she would kindly refrain. Most spaces are smoke free, and I accept that – particularly inside restaurants – but can smokers not have patios and general outdoor areas?"
How can a man be this based?
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DUDE WEED
Nah, fuck that. It stinks like shit and lingers forever.
This same with you weedfags
So go somewhere else, bitch.
This whole barring private property owners from deciding if people can smoke inside or not is bullshit statism.
He has nice eyes
Soyboy
Smoking cigarettes and weed should get you whipped desu
fucking nicotine addict manlet
The whole thing's pretty dishonest. It's like they knew they couldn't just ban the stuff, so instead they're just banning it bit by bit until it's basically impossible to maintain a habit.
>smoke literal cancer stick
>Hey instead of forcing people to ask you to stop let's just make you fuck off via law because no one else needs to be affected by your retardation
>A BLOO BLOO BLOO
lolll
That's how government works. That's how it has encroached into our lives over the last 200 years (if you live in America).
We unfortunately left cracks in the defense of freedom; the Bill of Rights is not perfect. It gave too much leeway to Congress. So now we have a government that meddles in fucking everything.
>stop smoking near me
They say while walking around thousands of cars daily.
80% of smoking related cancer is caused by second hand smoke. That's why it got cracked down on so hard in public places. One smoker in a room increases the odds of cancer for everyone else in the room by several hundred times. I can't sympathise with Wood at all. It should stay banned.
>DUDE WEED
You know he's talking about cigarettes right?
>80% of smoking related cancer is caused by second hand smoke
Thats a lie
ur mums a lie
You’re unironically retarded
Yeah this would explain why I got cancer with my parents smoking around me, in the car with me, in the house with me for 15 years.
Oh wait. I didn't get cancer. Faggot.
Silly user, you are cancer.
i fucking hate millennials
Exactly.
>sorry sir, you cant smoke here
You are a millennial.
cigarettes smell nice, weed smells like garbage
I like to carry rancid feces with me everywhere in a bucket.
Sorry if it makes you puke but I'm used to it and you should not encroach on my freedom.
As a bonus I don't even smoke cigarettes. I think they are foul and smokers smell like ashtrays.
I will still fight for your right to smoke on an anonymous Cambodian snake-wrestling forum.
I'm afraid you'll have to leave or I'll call the police.
Well, that is totally your right, and I will totally not fucking get within 10 feet of you.
>Can we not let the use of free air be determined by the people using it?
Pretty sure he's being ironic.
Be like Keith and smoke anywhere
pretty cool of him to campaign for something that's 100% opposition by the liberals.
>"go ahead"
>continue smoking cigarette
>finish
>flick cigarette at you
>leave
Wow you're such a BADASS!
Cigarettes smell like a struggling single mum's council flat. I'm sure it holds a homely feel for you, but it smells like shit.
thats what you get soyboy
i don't care about smoking or not smoking. i just want to fuck him.
lmao you realize the government WANTS you to smoke? They get a big buck out of it. The legislation we get comes through due to a bunch of people who are genuinely concerned for public safety and not just greed.
That's fine, I'll just sit next to you while your eating. That looks good man. Did I mention my turbofeces cause an array of medical conditions to anyone even lightly smelling them? Oh don't worry, chances you have any health problem due to it are low.
The worst part of not smoking is losing all the cool body language and not being able to socialize with other smokers as naturally.
>"here, have another smoke"
>pours gasoline over you, lights cigarette and flicks it at you
>"enjoy your smoke"
>That's fine, I'll just sit next to you while your eating. That looks good man. Did I mention my turbofeces cause an array of medical conditions to anyone even lightly smelling them? Oh don't worry, chances you have any health problem due to it are low.
Too bad I only eat in my house. Checkmate user.
Go enjoy your turbofeces somewhere else.
>every person you meet irl that is anti smoking is a fat or skinnyfat numale
really makes you think
what's cigarettes precious?
>I didn't get cancer yet
>that means it doesn't increase the chances
kek fuck off hobbit
Live long enough and fucking everybody will get cancer.
Maybe try living instead of being a pussy-ass bitch.
Sure, I'll just be under your window. I hope you don't mind
Shut the fuck up you degenerate.
*splits cigarette in half mid-air with my katana*
heh nice try kid. maybe if you smoked you would have these cognitive abilities many consider.. unnatural
Yet you posted on here. Cancerous faggot.
I'm sorry but that is my private property. I've already called the cops.
Woah did u post this on memebase 11 years ago?
weed smells better than cigarettes man surely
kys
Live long enough and everyone dies. We should just kill people at birth instead of being a collective pussy-ass bitch.
Cancer is actually really fucking rare you absolute brainlet, our body is incredibly good at dealing with it. It seems commonplace exactly because we fuck with it.
pretty amazing how a little burning smell that lasts maybe 5 seconds can trigger an entire generation of entitled bitches
Soyest comment I've read today
I don't have a problem with cigar or pipe smoke and have been known to smoke the occasional cigar.
But cigarettes are trash and pollute the air. Cigarette smokers are subhuman apes.
if u dont like the smell of cigarettes u r wrong
my body my choice
It smells like the same thing but with weed on top, which doesn't exactly smell good either. Also:
>friend smokes weed
>is adamant that is doesn't smoke tobacco, just weed
>he literally mixes weed with cigarettes
???
>subhuman
what does this mean
10 seconds in Google confirms cancer is the 2nd most common cause of death after heart disease. You are more likely to get cancer than be killed in a traffic accident.
it's common because people live longer, and because of pollution. Including, yes, smoking.
Hey guys did you know that cigarettes have over 6 million chemicals in them? Now excuse me im going to go pick up some mcdonalds. Might even have a soylent drink later tonight.
>a prefix occurring originally in loanwords from Latin ( subject; subtract; subvert; subsidy); on this model, freely attached to elements of any origin and used with the meaning “under,” “below,” “beneath” ( subalpine; substratum), “slightly,” “imperfectly,” “nearly” ( subcolumnar; subtropical), “secondary,” “subordinate” ( subcommittee; subplot).
Beneath a human, in this context.
You win this time. But enjoy never leaving the house, because I'll be there.. anywhere you go, I'll be there with my bucket of shit.
aauuugghh no
smokings good for you
soyboy detected
Yes? That's exactly what I said. "Natural" cancer is extremely rare and it's only common because of external factors.
>"natural" cancer
get a load of this goalpost-mover
I am literally shaking right now.
thats even less admirable.
and why is that bad
Do you even know what cancer is?
BURRRRRRRRRRNNNNN IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Do you know what a logical fallacy is?
cigarette dont cause cancer
Fuck user, that's not a good sign. The toxic shit fumes probably already got to you.
The problem is with the dude clouds fags
It doesn't. One cigarette will do nothing. Smoking them all the time will dramatically increase your risk of cancer, especially respiratory cancers. And that is totally up to you, if you want to take that risk.
You obviously don't.
I said cancer is rare and only seems common because we're influencing it. You go "no, google says it's the second most common cause of death, because of external factors". Educate yourself before you shitpost about things you know nothing about.
You are so stupid.
Point me to the medical literature that makes a distinction between cancer and "natural" cancer. I'm waiting.
What's worse is that people beside the smoker get a bigger dose of the cancer-causing toxins because the smoker inhales via the cig's filter while the people around inhales unfiltered smoke. Shooting people who smoke near you is just self-defense.
You're probably not a physics fag, and neither am I. But you probably did an experiment in school where you put food color into water and watch it disperse? Maybe you also got to fuck around with a centrifuge?
In a room, the second-hand smoke disperses so that whatever one person is inhaling is a tiny fraction of what the smoker is inhaling. That filter is obvious bullshit. Who gets lung cancer? Fucking smokers, that's who.
bet he likes to smell other's farts too
Life long smokers are far more at risk of cancer when they quit at their advanced age. Don't believe lungcuck shills.
Weed is trash and dumb to smoke.
>I said cancer is rare and only seems common because we're influencing it.
This is the most illogical and idiotic sentence I've ever read. That user is correct. You have no idea what a logical fallacy is even though you are a walking logical fallacy.
?????????
Filtered smoke causes lung cancer and unfiltered smoke doesn't. Your mental gymnastics is bullshit. And I said "beside" not "10 feet away", you idiot. I hope you sit beside me and smoke so I can shoot you in self-defense.
WHY ARE Y'ALL FIGHTING ABOUT SMOKE? WHY ARE Y'ALL NOT TALKING ABOUT HUGGING KISSING FUCKING THE HANDSOME ELIJAH WOOD? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
Are you the same user that was trying to argue "natural" cancer is a thing? Because this is exactly the same sort of goalpost-moving.
You said "people beside the smoker get a bigger dose of the cancer-causing toxins" which I am positive is absolute bullshit. Even if you're sitting directly next to the person. Diffusion guarantees I'm getting less smoke than you, drawing it directly into your lungs.
The filter does not filter out carcinogens.
STOP MAKING THESE THREADS I AM TRYING TO QUIT AND YOU ARE NOT FUCKING HELPING
>Can we not let the use of free air be determined by the people using it?
People using something should not determine how its used in a public space.
They must conform to the whims of a minority and expose themselves to dangerous toxins to not intrude on the selfish desires of others.
Interdasting.
I'd have sex with Elijah, he is ottermode and that's alright with me. Bisexual fag here.
TO BAC CO
SMOKE IT, DIP IT, ENJOY IT AS A CHEW
>tfw have a smoking fetish
Weird thing is, I don't smoke myself, but I'm extremely attracted to people who do. What does this tell about me? Is it autism?
kek'd
if you're young and handsome, i would like to join you and macaulay and make it a hot threesome.
smoking is low-class, at least where I live