If your wife openly wants to cheat on you with a guy that has tried to kill you and her brother multiple times...

If your wife openly wants to cheat on you with a guy that has tried to kill you and her brother multiple times, what does it say about her character?

If you mean Namor, then that guy is a king and has the biggest dick known to man so it's understandable.

you can be sure that you married a woman

Are all Namor fans submissive faggots? Or just on Sup Forums?

It means that you didn't marry her for her character.

Namur pls go

Well Reed is kind of a shitty husband, way worse than the shit Hank gets labeled with

If both the husband and the wife are shit, why they are considered Marvel's best couple?

it means she has good taste

that's how bad the rest are

>bigger than Reed "Expand Dong" Richards

Well it USED to be Peter and Mary Jane. Marvel hates healthy relationships in general. They'll never have good pairing like Barda/Scot or Arthur/Mera

What are the others? BB and Medusa is the cuckening, and Jessica lied to Luke Cage and said their baby was dead for some reason

>Jessica lied to Luke Cage and said their baby was dead for some reason
This sounds funny as fuck, can you give me a basic gestalt?

Did Jack Kirby and Stan Lee beat up your dad or something? Why do you keep making threads insisting Sue is a whore?

>namor tries to kill a guy
>the guys wife lusts after his massive schlong
>admiring this makes you submissive somehow

I didn't say she is a whore.

Do you think a woman that wants to cheat on her husband with a guy that has tried to kill her husband and her brother multiple times is a whore?

>Admires Namor because of his try-hard attitude and assumes he has a big dick out of nowhere.
Yes, you seem pretty submissive and faggot.

I may have remembered it wrong but in that Jessica Jones solo, the baby was missing she knew where it was but wouldn't tell anyone, I think Maria Hill had something to do with it

Sorry your landdwelling slutwaifu clamors for the namor. Any bets on who's getting S U B M A R I N E R E D next?

Sorry if your husbando is a shallow, edgy, angry fish man with no good stories whatsoever.

Hell, sorry if you have a husbando to begin with. Just get out of the closet already.

Thanks for finally deciding to mix up the kind of threads you make Namorfag. When's the next one about your husbando?

It means she's a woman therefore has a protection squad cause muh-soggy-knee.

Women just can't help themselves around a STRONG, DOMINANT Atlantean. HuBois need not apply.

Look man, it is not my fault if your favorite character is so trash. Look at this very thread. Two Namorfags. Both heavily homossexual anons.

Good characters don't have to rely on the gay crowd.

You sure seem fixated on this whole gay thing...You sure you're not projecting, not even a little?
You sure you're not even a little curious about what's behind that tight green speedo?

Sorry, user, not all people like bad characters due to homoerotic reasons. Actually, it is just you, Namorfags, a ridiculously low number of people. Why do you think Namor can't sell a book?

He's extremely closeted if one had to guess by how many threads he dedicates to him.

It says she's still nowhere as much of a slut as Medusa lately.

Because she is?

>All Inhumans haters are actually fans, since they make threads about hating Inhumans.
Being a Namorfags must be worse than being an Inhumanfag, by the way. He manages to have even less personality and good stories.

user you don't have to convince me. I know just how much you love him.

What's it like being so far in the closet you're finding old decorations?

>Namorfags think this is a clever joke
No wonder you like his shit stories. Low standards.

I swear, on Sup Forums there's more people that like Namor as a character or are indifferent, then there's like 3 people who have a raging incomprehensible hate for the character and they're compelled to let everyone else know their hate ad nauseam.

It's not 3 people user. Quit giving him yous and let the thread die.

>on Sup Forums there's more people that like Namor as a character
Yet not one of you faggots could name more than one Namor story to put on his recommended list.

What a character!

>why they are considered Marvel's best couple?
by whom exactly?
no one says that

You can ignore all the recommendations all you want but people still gave them to you.

You can ignore all you want, but the recommended stories are all trash.

One of his classics is a story where his foes steal water from him and he has to take it back.

This is Namor's "For the Man Who Has Everything".

As much as I like Namor... between the attempts to cuck Reed and his characterization in the last few years, specially by hackman, and the fact he already used to be a douche to be honest, I can see why a lot of people may hate him.

user how many threads have you made where you plug your ears and ignore everything said to you? Can you ballpark it at least for me? I know you've made at least 10 plus.

What do you call it when a bf gets beat up by a guy and the gf bangs him?

If I may ask, user, why do you like a character that has a static, shallow and edgy personality while having no good stories?

Your life.

I never had a gf user. Like you.

>what does it say about her character?
That she comes from Marvel Comics.

>I never had a gf
Not right now of course, she's getting fucked by the guy who just beat you up.

Isn't there some page where Sue comments on Reed using his powers in bed? Pretty sure that'd be some tough shit to compete against.

Answer the question if you'd be so kind.

It means you fuck another woman in front of her to assert dominance

But he's also a FILTHY MUTIE!

How many threads? I don't know. I'm not counting. I just make them when I feel like.

The first one was ~3 months ago, and I went one month without making any thread, so I don't think I made more than 10. And only three or four got a good discussion.

Now let me ask you, user: why do you care so much? You are in all threads about Namor. Do you like this character that much, despite his lack of good stories and character development since the 60's?

Different user, but it seems like you're trying to get Sup Forums to turn on one of the best assholes the Marvel universe has to offer, and it's not going to work.

Namor is essentially a walking harlequin romance novel. No seriously, the top three male characters in those novels are either:

1. Stupid rich
2. Royalty
3. Cowboy

Namor is at least two of those three things. Reed has to reminded to leave his lab to do things like "eat with the family" and "look her in the eyes when talking." Reed is pretty fucking lucky she puts up with as much as she does.

Namor has fans?

So, Namor fans are no better than desperate housewives that like shitty romance novels?

The characters in those novels are usually as shallow as it gets. Seems right.

Honestly? I've never read a Namor story outside of the Fantastic Four cameos and what's been recced in these threads. I mostly show up to see if you'll come up with new material/complaints and to try and make you address the fact that you place an extreme emphasis on sexuality when discussing Namor. Are you this upset over Joe Fixit and Guy Gardner? Or any of the countless C-list antiheroes? Becuase all your "criticisms" ,as unfounded as they are, could easily be applied to them as well.

Yes. Look at this thread.

They are not particularly bright, though, nor particularly straight.

I assumed they were being fans ironically

>Reed can stretch any body part he wants to a ridiculous length
Nope, Mr.Fantastic wins this round

It kind of feels like you've made up your mind here, which are often the worst kind of threads on Sup Forums. People like you are just looking for validation on an opinion or worldview.

No one here is saying Namor is the greatest character of all time. He's a solid B/C-list guy that is entertaining practically every time he shows up. He's either going to alpha dog you, conquer some territory, or steal your girl. Sometimes he gets blown the fuck out too, which can be equally entertaining. He's like a blue-blooded Guy Gardener.

I'm sorry your autism won't allow you to see one of the appeal of one of the most straightforward characters in comics. Did a guy with high eyebrows steal your girl in high school or something?

>you place an extreme emphasis on sexuality when discussing Namor.
Because Namorfags did it first.

First time I asked them what as his appeal, ALL of the answers were "He is my husbando" and "He is alpha!". No one mentioned a story. They all went gay. That surprised me.

Can't I mock them for it? Am I gay because Namorfags admittedly like the character for homoerotic reasons?

>Are you this upset over Joe Fixit and Guy Gardner? Or any of the countless C-list antiheroes? Becuase all your "criticisms" ,as unfounded as they are, could easily be applied to them as well.
I've never seen a Guy Gardner fan as gay as Namorfags. And Gardner has good stories, between his time as Green Lantern, JLI, Green Lantern Corps, Red Lanterns, even Warrior. And his character grows, his relationship with Ice being an indication of that.

Namor doesn't have any of that. Only gay fans that swear that their shit husbando is an A-Lister.

this marriage must end
Reed deserves better

>He's a solid B/C-list guy that is entertaining practically every time he shows up. He's either going to alpha dog you, conquer some territory, or steal your girl.
Okay. How many "classics" were written around this?

Never had atlantian dick ... I get it.

Quit trying to apply that as a metric of success or that it implies the quality of a character

What?

"Good stories" are a metric of success and totally implies the quality of a character. If the character is shallow and hasn't good stories, he is a shit character. Simple, huh?

Which metric should I use, then? Should I make like you, Namorfags, and decide that the character is good because of homoerotic fantasies?

By the way, 4 Namorfags in the thread, 3 of them massively gay. 75% percent of Namorfags are Liberaces.

>One of his classics is a story where his foes steal water from him and he has to take it back.

Oh shit, the one where he takes on the Star Stalker. I forgot about that one. That story's dope.

I now remember the serpent crown saga too.

Ain't gonna get more motion in the ocean than Atlantean dick

Bigger than Wakandan cock too.

No. I meant "Classic" stories retard. You've been given numerous good stories but refuse to accept them.

I've been given shit stories, and I refuse to call shit stories "good".

Not my fault if Namorfags like like to pretend that "Villain steal water" is good. They could as well pretend that "America" is amazing, since the stories are at the same level.

And why and I a retard for asking about classics, Namor?

There is a distinction between a classic and a good story.
And until you come up with a better argument than "It's shit cuz I said so" you'll continue to be a retard.

>There is a distinction between a classic and a good story.
Yep.

A "classic Namor story" is a story that doesn't exist.

A "good Namor story" is a bad Namor's story that Namorfags pretend it's good, while the rest of the world can see how trash it is, like "Villains steal water".

>And until you come up with a better argument than "It's shit cuz I said so" you'll continue to be a retard.
Then explçain to me why "Villains steal water" is a good story. Not only a good story, by the way, but one of Namor's very best.

I'm waiting.

classic

adjective
1.
judged over a period of time to be of the highest quality and outstanding of its kind.

2.
remarkably and instructively typical.

Namor doesn't posses a classic and neither does your favorite c-lister. And I'm not going to argue the merits of a story when you'll simply fixate on what the villain does and not the actual quality. Have a wonderful night Namorfag. I look forward to the next thread Namor or Sue thread.

>Namor doesn't posses a classic and neither does your favorite c-lister.
Wrong. Not all C-listers are shallow and terrible and badly written.

>And I'm not going to argue the merits of a story when you'll simply fixate on what the villain does and not the actual quality.
What a pity! I was looking forward to an in-depth analysis of "Villains steal water".

why all this namor hating? he's a "cool when he shows up" kind of character, not meant to be profound or relatable at all, he's a still a cool concept that is fun to have around on your universe

>he's a "cool when he shows up" kind of character
Oh, yeah.
>Shows up in Fantastic Four
>Sue becomes a retarded woman to make room for him
>Shows up in X-Men
>Emma becomes a retarded woman to make room for him
>Shows up in a book with Black Panther
>T'Chaka becomes a retarded man to make room for him
>All for the sake of soap-opera drama
"Really cool when he shows up" is "Phantom Stranger", user. Namor is soap-opera tool.

I liked some of his Byrne stories back in the day, I guess. I identify with arrogant characters. I envy his eyebrows.

Could be a number of things.

To be fair, 2/3 of the appearances you listed were from after-going-to shit Marvel.

Not nearly as much as it does yours

I would let Namor bang my wife but only if he pulls out and blasts my face with his tartar sauce when he's done with her

So blatant that I think you are not even a Namorfag, just a guy playing with their gay reputation.

made me laugh user

Less of a whore than Mary jean and/or Medusa tho.

I love these threads. So many people trying to convince the other to have the same opinion as they do. Some have good reasons, some are just obviously just "you're just a faggot reply.

Never change Sup Forums. For to me, I believe this insane gathering of people who refuse to see things from another's perspective is so god damned entertaining. Love ya bb

>One side says that "Villains Steal Water" is one of the nicest comic books out there and characters getting dumb around Namor is good writing because "he is husbando".
>The other side argues that "Villains Steal Water" isn't even a good story to begin with and that excuse bad writing because you have a gay attraction for the character makes the character even more worthless
I wonder who is wrong and who is right.

>namor having bigger dick than reed.
Mr. Fantastic it's also his porn name.

>bigger dick
>than Reed "Mister 'Lastic" Richards

Go home Vic, and stop writting funfics about your husbandro. You, Namor and Stark should go form your little dicklet club.

Hey namorfag, what do you do for a living?

Marvel trying to appeal the cuck audience. Looks like it's paying off.

Bumping your own thread when it's near dead because no one will give you attention is pretty pathetic.

>t. Mister Fantastic

How can one man do Science and please his wife at the same time?

Be mr Fantastic.

...

Best couple was always Peter a d MJ until, you know.

Sue Storm is at her best when she's acting like a lusty MILF towards Peter.

He is a dick, but graphic evidence says he has none. And other characters have many more genocides to their name, so he can't even claim to being the biggest dick.

fuck i thought it was a meme.

I've gotten some pretty big boners to that one page where Medusa is mind controlled into sucking some guys dick while BB is watching.

It is a meme. This is very much what a meme is and what a meme does and now you're part of it.

That she has the multiverse's most premium sausage available to her constantly and that she never actually strays? Nervous but proud.
Dipshit.